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Re: Novel Coronavirus (COVID-19) Thread
« Reply #510 on: August 18, 2020, 08:10:36 AM »
Money talks and covid walks!

They pride themselves in being sooo PC and safety oriented but everything is out the window if it jeopardizes the profit margin. They're fucked if a high risk individual catches the virus.
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Re: Novel Coronavirus (COVID-19) Thread
« Reply #512 on: August 19, 2020, 06:27:14 AM »
I have a couple packs of these cheapy little blue masks with the elastic ear straps. They don't last long. They use some kinda heat press to melt the straps to the mask and they break if you pull them too hard.

Someone throw pepper at her and make her sneeze.



From what I've heard, Sturgis has been pretty interesting this year. Half the people weren't wearing masks. Or were wearing them like HER. :D
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Re: Novel Coronavirus (COVID-19) Thread
« Reply #513 on: August 19, 2020, 07:20:29 AM »
MOTHER FUCKER. My time off is ruined. Quarantined. Jesus christ it's always these young fuckers testing positive. They were like this before covid. They never wash their hands, poor hygiene filthy ass mother fuckers pass bugs to everyone. I want to ring their throats. Positive cases left and right. All kids in their early 20's being selfish working in close contact with dudes in their 60sJESUS CHRIST I JUST GOT THE CAR EXTENDED WARRANTY CALL ON THIS PHONE DURING THIS POST. I hope that guy gets fucking covid.

The same kids passing covid around are the same ones that think Democrats are the only people that take this shit seriously. Pastey white nasty free shit wanting SOBs. Today was supposed to be my last day of a 5 week rotation. I tested negative on monday, but I need to wait until NEXT Friday probably and take a test then to be sure.
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Re: Novel Coronavirus (COVID-19) Thread
« Reply #514 on: August 19, 2020, 01:07:58 PM »
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IM STILL PISSED.  :lolsign:

But really, after 10 phone calls I got it arranged to be paid till Sunday for not doing anything so that made things better. But I hate new jersey. They offered to quarantine me in a different state. I haven't answered back yet. The logical choice is near Norfolk or Wilmington....I don't know.

New Jersey is the ~4th worst state in this country. That's pretty bad.
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Re: Novel Coronavirus (COVID-19) Thread
« Reply #515 on: August 21, 2020, 09:45:35 PM »
Sorry to hear that.  I hope you can find a way to have it suck less. :grrrr:
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Re: Novel Coronavirus (COVID-19) Thread
« Reply #516 on: August 21, 2020, 10:31:43 PM »
Sorry to hear that.  I hope you can find a way to have it suck less. :grrrr:

I tested negative in my 2nd rapid test, earlier today. My over kill responsibility has paid off seemingly. 14 positive cases around me....yet the ACE is giving lectures to the uninfected hourly folk. I also arranged to be in st. Augustine/Ponte verda next after this fiasco. One of these days, do you want me to pull up to you and your wife and climb down from the thing that looks like it came out of Kennedy space center?  :lolsign:

I'll text you the gps/street, and I'll stop my rig and climb down. I'll put a UNC flag up opposed to my america flag that I advertise to the entire east coast, so you know it's me.

(I'm going to my other phone to attach pics)
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Re: Novel Coronavirus (COVID-19) Thread
« Reply #517 on: August 21, 2020, 10:42:48 PM »
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Re: Novel Coronavirus (COVID-19) Thread
« Reply #518 on: August 22, 2020, 08:16:23 PM »
The salt water has to be hell on those CAT's.

It looks like you can social distance in that machine  :badgrin:
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Re: Novel Coronavirus (COVID-19) Thread
« Reply #519 on: August 22, 2020, 09:53:29 PM »
7 years ago I actually gave a CAT bigwig from their Jacksonville headquarters(executive location, palm bay by you is the actual spot) a tour of the jobsite in Canaveral. He wanted to see why we broke every maintenance and service record jax had ever seen :lolsign:

Speaking of CAT, I was featured on an annual  catalog a couple years back. Super cheesey, they had me pose and take pictures in front of the crab with my arms crossed in front of my chest.
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« Reply #520 on: August 25, 2020, 10:09:34 AM »


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« Reply #521 on: August 25, 2020, 10:40:55 AM »
Trump: 1 + 1 = 2, people!

Washington Post: Trumps numeric-elitist attitudes encourage violent mass-killings of cute furry wilderness creatures. And he refuses to talk about the systemic racism in America.

Trump: Oh my god.

Washington Post: Trump to skirt the entire US Constitution and impose far-right Theocracy upon the United States.

Trump: Will you people shut the hell up!?!

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« Reply #522 on: August 25, 2020, 11:51:25 AM »
Trump: 1 + 1 = 2, people!

Washington Post: Trumps numeric-elitist attitudes encourage violent mass-killings of cute furry wilderness creatures. And he refuses to talk about the systemic racism in America.

Trump: Oh my god.

Washington Post: Trump to skirt the entire US Constitution and impose far-right Theocracy upon the United States.

Trump: Will you people shut the hell up!?!

Washington Post: Trump to abolish the first amendment in an despotic autocratic attempt to make people shut the hell up.

 :lolsign:
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« Reply #523 on: August 25, 2020, 01:26:38 PM »

https://youtu.be/B2ZafeXMfOI

Rachel Maddow is pathetic.
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