Author Topic: BATTLE MY BREAKFAST (Read 10071 times)

[BTF] Reflex · « **Reply #15 on:** October 20, 2010, 10:53:02 AM »

Pic or STFU

Whirlingdervish · « **Reply #16 on:** October 22, 2010, 09:05:15 AM »

The Friday Surprise:

Today I had a large OJ, a cup of black coffee, and a big breakfast burrito from the roach coach that said "breakfast combo" on the wrapping which enticed me into buying it.

apparently that's spanglish for:
eggs, bacon, ham, sausage, hash browns, cheese and beans all wrapped up in a big flour tortilla, with spicy hot salsa

I'm going to be capable of shittin through a screen door without hittin a wire in about an hour.

soh · « **Reply #17 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:57:30 PM »

Quote from: Whirlingdervish on October 22, 2010, 09:05:15 AM

The Friday Surprise:

Today I had a large OJ, a cup of black coffee, and a big breakfast burrito from the roach coach that said "breakfast combo" on the wrapping which enticed me into buying it.

apparently that's spanglish for:
eggs, bacon, ham, sausage, hash browns, cheese and beans all wrapped up in a big flour tortilla, with spicy hot salsa

I'm going to be capable of shittin through a screen door without hittin a wire in about an hour.

Pepcid helps

adz1La · « **Reply #18 on:** October 22, 2010, 11:10:05 PM »

breakfast lunch and dinner....

HOPE YOU GOT YO NIGGAZ WIT U!

[BTF]adam · « **Reply #19 on:** October 28, 2010, 12:29:50 AM »

winner

Th0m@s29 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 30, 2010, 07:50:07 AM »

I had THC for breakfast and than Bacon,Eggs,Homefires and Toast most epic meal. If I was on death row and I had to choose my last meal it would be that no joke.

[BTF]RottenRose · « **Reply #21 on:** November 04, 2010, 11:38:32 AM »

Fried eggs, home made bread, raspberry jelly, home made unsweetened apple sauce, and a cup of black coffee.

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #22 on:** January 23, 2011, 06:36:57 AM »

Ham and Cheese Quiche with onions and peppers

My wife bought 4 Dozen eggs for some reason so I thought that one good use of 6 of those would be to watch A View to a Kill and make a Quiche. It came out very good, and I honestly thought that I would hate it. I've had mini-quiche appetizers before, which are usually store bought. Those are pretty good. I figured a full sized one would be awful but it's pretty awesome.

Recipe
1 cup milk
4-6 eggs (depending on size of baking dish
1 box Jiffy instant Pizza crust (or pie crust)
8 oz. sharp cheddar cheese shredded
4 slices of deli ham
1 tsp salt
1/2 onion diced
1/2 pepper diced

Saute peppers and onions. Mix pizza dough, flour as needed to line a pie dish or 9x9 square pan. Kneading is not necessary since you want the dough to be flaky and it doesn't need to rise. Layer ham covering the entire bottom and layer cheese on top. Place sauted onions and peppers on top of cheese as desired. Mix Milk and eggs in a bowl then stir in salt. Pour into dish and bake at 375 for 35-45 minutes (Or until inserted knife comes clean)

*note* all toppings on the bottom will rise to the surface as the eggs cook.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #23 on:** August 31, 2013, 03:54:27 AM »

THREAD RESURRERECTION!

So my brother-in-law works as an IT/computer tech type dude at some office supply distribution place. They have a Keurig K-cup coffee maker in their breakroom and they also just so happen to sell a pretty wide assortment of K-cups. Sometimes when a box of the stuff gets dropped and damaged in the back, instead of writing it off, they'll just pile it up in the breakroom for employees to use. So every once in a while my brother-in-law will bring me a plastic grocery bag full of all kinds of K-cups. Most of it's your usual shit like Donut Shoppe light or medium roast, Green Mountain french vanilla, Celestial Seasonings green tea (which I always toss in the trash cuz green tea tastes like piss). But there was one K-cup of this limited edition Green Mountain pumpkin spice stuff in the last bag he brought me which I had been refusing to drink because I figured it'd taste all pumpkiny and shitty. But I ran outta my usual Green Mountain light roast this morning, and the pumpkin spice cup was the only Green Mountain coffee I had left, so I caved and brewed it.

THIS SHIT IS AWESOME. It smells like the Thanksgiving and Christmas cinnamon spiced pumpkin pies my mom always used to make. And I hate pumpkin pie, never ate the shit, but it still always did smell good. And this coffee tastes even better than it smells. The pumpkin flavor is so faint that it's barely noticeable, and the cinnamon spice flavoring is perfectly blended. IT'S THE SHIT! And I don't usually get so fuckin' excited over stupid shit like coffee... but... FUCK, THIS SHIT IS GOOD! I recommend the living fuck out of it.

It says "limited edition" on the cup, so I guess that obviously means it ain't gonna be sold on the regular. So I got some errands to run later this morning, and you better believe if I see any boxes of this shit at any store I'm in, I'm buying 10 damn boxes it of it.

bluemeanies · « **Reply #24 on:** August 31, 2013, 12:07:07 PM »

This must be a thing...because a few of the ladies at my work have been creaming themselves talking about the Starbucks limited edition Pumpkin spice that comes out every year at the stores...apparently it was released early this year...

Whirlingdervish · « **Reply #25 on:** September 05, 2013, 09:15:37 AM »

Bageltime!

BAM

ex · « **Reply #26 on:** September 05, 2013, 03:19:59 PM »

Not a huge fan of breakfast food at all, but today I actually did have something breakfasty.

Couple of slices of Ms. Baird's honey 7-grain bread, toasted, with a little butter and Smucker's pineapple preserves. Also made a homemade version of the Starbucks drink Frappacino. Basically just did what they do; filled a glass 2/3 with milk, a tablespoon of Taster's Choice French Roast coffee crystals, and some Hershey's caramel syrup, and ice cubes. Blend it up, tastes better than at Starbucks because there's less bullshit you have to deal with (like the price), and it's right in your own kitchen. Fucking awesome.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #27 on:** September 06, 2013, 01:25:17 AM »

My semi-standard breakfast on days that I choose to eat breakfast at all or days that I feel like standing there cooking something...

The Al Bundy All-American Breakfast Special. I dunno why I call it that, I guess cuz I saw Al Bundy bitching at Peggy Bundy about what constitutes a proper breakfast and he described pretty much the same thing in that episode.

4 strips of bacon, 3 to 4 eggs scrambled with cheddar cheese (before cooking em, I add a little salt and then run the peppercorn grinder over it for way longer than any normal person would. I like an INSANE amount pepper in it.), 2 slices of white bread toast buttered with a thin layer of concord grape jelly, a tall glass of orange juice (not from concentrate). Then for directly after... a large cup of Dunkin Donuts coffee (cream and sugar), and a nice all-American full flavored Marlboro red cigarette.

Cuz giving a shit about cholesterol is for sissies.

bluemeanies · « **Reply #28 on:** September 06, 2013, 11:14:00 AM »

What about the grits man!!

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #29 on:** September 06, 2013, 11:40:55 AM »

Nah, grits are only for special occasions, like Christmas or when we have the President and his family over and then we also break out the fine chinet.

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