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You're doing it wrong!
« on: February 03, 2009, 08:31:41 PM »
Not to bust this guys balls or anything, but I thought these two demos were worthy of sharing. At first glance, I thought this guy was using an aimbot until I realized he was only hitting anything when he lucked up and happened to flail the mouse into someone. Take some motion sickness pills before viewing these. Who knows, maybe he is using something shady and doesn't have it set up properly.

At any rate, this is what NOT to do...
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« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2009, 03:56:11 PM »
uh     and you and anyone else in those games are any better?


what is the point here unless this guy made you mad by beating you --- and that couldn't happen because he is obviously much less experienced than you.


I could see if it were a really bad player like    crusty, dawk, BOSTON, range , marijane, etc   but this guy isnt that bad



and real motion sickness comes from chasing SidDmaniac   


I guess I am whining but    why make fun of a new player?   

post funny     post weird    post great play      or only post yourself      The first two are too close to rude and you may not know the whole story

YOU are a good player    lets see you kick some ass -- like you beating all of these guys easy!   ( then again rails demos are boring the only reason people download them is to see if someone did/said something they want to know )


What do I know?   -- I'll let you answer that

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« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2009, 08:22:33 PM »
hieronymous dude if ur going to call someone rude for talking about a new (less skilled) player, try not to do it yourself.
lol  you posted names of players YOU think are "really bad".  That sounds pretty shitty too dontcha think?
And i'd have to disagree with you, marijane is much better than you want to give her credit for. I dont know the others.

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Re: You're doing it wrong!
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2009, 08:34:26 PM »
uh     and you and anyone else in those games are any better?


what is the point here unless this guy made you mad by beating you --- and that couldn't happen because he is obviously much less experienced than you.

Like I casually mentioned, I basically wanted an admin to view it to make sure this guy really isn't attempting to use something. But as I said, he wasn't hitting that many folks so I'm pretty sure he was flinging the mouse around hoping to luck up and tag someone. I think it's the same guy I talked to under another name not too long ago. I was trying to give him a few pointers by telling him to quit flicking the mouse and concentrate harder on placing the crosshair in someone's movement path. I guess he's more comfortable doing THAT though.  :?



I could see if it were a really bad player like    crusty, dawk, BOSTON, range , marijane, etc   but this guy isnt that bad

Eh, but you're gonna jump MY shit about singling someone out? Hehe, okay. Since you named names... yeah, crusty seems to be asleep at the wheel when he's playing. His ping (if I recall correctly) is pretty low, lower than mine even, yet he prefers to stand in one spot and wait for someone jump in front of him and sit there for 2 or 3 full seconds before he pulls the trigger. Dawk is just yer average noob. BOSTON and range are average. But I ain't got a clue in hell why you decided to lump marijane in there. She used to be pretty slow on the draw, but she's improved a great deal. I'm pretty sure she could handle the rest of those guys no sweat in a 4v1 railz match.

and real motion sickness comes from chasing SidDmaniac   

 :yessign: I think I was chasing him at DM earlier that day or the day before. His aim was all over the fucking place. Looked like he was trying like hell to play in the midst of a 6.0 earthquake at his house. But he actually aims simultaneously while bouncing the mouse all over the place, it's pretty weird to watch.

I guess I am whining but    why make fun of a new player?   

post funny     post weird    post great play      or only post yourself      The first two are too close to rude and you may not know the whole story

I genuinely did think it was funny and weird. Yeah, a little rude, but like I said, I think it's the same guy I tried giving some friendly advice to not too long ago. Maybe he'll happen to check out the forums and see this and consider switching up his approach to aiming.


YOU are a good player    lets see you kick some ass -- like you beating all of these guys easy!   ( then again rails demos are boring the only reason people download them is to see if someone did/said something they want to know )


What do I know?   -- I'll let you answer that

Eh, I'm decent, but I'm not really "good". 1v1 railz against someone who knows how to dodge properly is pretty pathetic. I do much better in FFA railz with about 3 or 4 people because I make a point of positioning myself in triangles with 2 or more players and picking those targets based on who's moving in a direction easier to hit. Most of the folks I hit are busy looking at someone else while I'm getting a bead on them. I rarely play TDM, and I doubt seriously anyone gives a damn to watch me mowing down the folks with 100 pings and poor aim on Vanilla.

But I dunno, what do you know? You must not know how horribly sloppy I play if you call me "good". A lot of times I'll accidentally hit fire and jump at the same time, so that leaves me hopping in one place long enough to get my ass shot off.
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