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Bored ?
« on: August 16, 2005, 05:32:36 AM »
With nothing to do but spam and spam ? then check this site out :)

www.bored.com

do alot of shit like read amazing facts (i sent the facts link to kobra, and he had seemed interested).

and also, check this site out >> http://www.triviabucks.com/register.html?rid=16993
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Re: Bored ?
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2005, 05:38:10 AM »
... an email i recieved

God's Diet Plan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and
spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and
Woman would live long and healthy lives.

And Satan created hamburger restaurants. And hamburger restaurants
brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to
Man, "You want fries with that?"

And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.

And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her
figure that man found so fair.

And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts and
brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt. And woman
gained pounds.

And God said, "Try my cris! py fresh salad."

And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded
cheese.

And there was ice cream for dessert. And woman gained pounds.

And God said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive
oil with which to cook them."

And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own
platter, and Man gained pounds, and his bad cholesterol went through
the roof.

And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those
extra pounds.

And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would
not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And Man
gained pounds.

And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." And God brought
forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with
nutrition.

And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream
dip also. And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potat! o
chips swaddled in cholesterol.

And Satan saw and said, "It! is good ." And Man went into cardiac
arrest.

And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

And Satan created HMOs....
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Re: Bored ?
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2005, 06:07:53 AM »
lmao :D thats funny...
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Re: Bored ?
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2005, 07:00:16 AM »
I personally liked the one link on the site: www.espinthebottle.com  ;D
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Re: Bored ?
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2005, 07:59:14 AM »
 :-* <-------  :P
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Re: Bored ?
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2005, 08:01:19 AM »
Quote from: &#123;SX}Om3ga.S on August 16, 2005, 07:59:14 AM
Quote from: {SX}Om3ga.S on August 16, 2005, 07:59:14 AM
:-* <-------
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Re: Bored ?
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2005, 08:11:39 AM »
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Re: Bored ?
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2005, 02:46:49 PM »
I beleive its omegas way of saying the following

Quote from: &#123;SX}Om3ga.S on August 16, 2005, 07:59:14 AM
Quote from: {SX}Om3ga.S on August 16, 2005, 07:59:14 AM
:-* <------- :P


1 - ^ Kiss Me please

Quote from: &#123;SX}Om3ga.S on August 16, 2005, 08:11:39 AM
Quote from: {SX}Om3ga.S on August 16, 2005, 08:11:39 AM
Quote from: &#123;SX}Om3ga.S on August 16, 2005, 07:59:14 AM
Quote from: {SX}Om3ga.S on August 16, 2005, 07:59:14 AM
:-* <-------  :P

This is getting weeeiiirrd
>_>

2 - Now he's batting his triangle-eyes as if to say - Go out with meeeee pleeeeease :D

Hehe :P
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Re: Bored ?
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2005, 12:12:15 AM »
Quote from: &#123;SX}Adam on August 20, 2005, 02:46:49 PM
Quote from: {SX}Adam on August 20, 2005, 02:46:49 PM
I beleive its omegas way of saying the following

Quote from: &#123;SX}Om3ga.S on August 16, 2005, 07:59:14 AM
Quote from: {SX}Om3ga.S on August 16, 2005, 07:59:14 AM
:-* <------- :P


1 - ^ Kiss Me please

Quote from: &#123;SX}Om3ga.S on August 16, 2005, 08:11:39 AM
Quote from: {SX}Om3ga.S on August 16, 2005, 08:11:39 AM
Quote from: &#123;SX}Om3ga.S on August 16, 2005, 07:59:14 AM
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:-* <-------
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2005, 03:11:14 AM »
KILL THE WEIRDNESSSS! KILL IT ALLLLLLLLL!!!! *BANG CLASH WALLOP*
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Re: Bored ?
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2005, 03:16:04 AM »
Quote from: &#123;SX}Adam on August 22, 2005, 03:11:14 AM
Quote from: {SX}Adam on August 22, 2005, 03:11:14 AM
KILL THE WEIRDNESSSS! KILL IT ALLLLLLLLL!!!! *BANG CLASH WALLOP*

*books a plane ticket to south cali just to hunt down Omega and blungen him to death with his spammer keyboard*
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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2005, 03:17:28 AM »
*holds on to the back cause im skint*
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