devine vs <3 edge demo

[jägermonsta]

LOL i dont give a fuck if some no name nub calls my gameplay average, clunky or spotty.

This is my q2 resume:
#1 Zone.com 1v1 Quake 2 Tournament (1998)
#1 Top of the Zone Clan Wars (KGB-1998)
#2 Zone.com 2v2 Quake 2 Tournament (1998)
#1 Zone.com 1v1 Quake 2 Tournament (1999)

LOL Zone ruled.

[deft]

No one can figure out that's GYN? That list is pretty weak Jared, I wouldn't bother posting stuff like that.

[Whirlingdervish]

actually, from his familiarity with the quick 1-2 punch that jager and I gave him, I figured it was GYN too.

The overly wordy quasi-asskissing of players that are his superiors, and his insistence on calling them by their real names to increase the illusion that they might actually know of him, were some of the first indicators.


 

[deft]

I would hardly call his analysis of krez "asskissing".  On q2players.org GYN reviewed alot of demos, which was awesome - he gave you a very accurate description of the match and let you decide if it was worth watching.  I don't think he's an "asskisser", but if someone plays or played well in a demo or whatever, he'll say it.  Same goes for bad players.

[Whirlingdervish]

I wasnt talking about kissing krez's ass.
 

"Bastermate" was actually putting him down, as far as I could tell.
seriously though.. is anyone else noticing a distrubing trend lately of people who post about krez for whatever reason?

I thought it was ridiculous enough that he posted about himself so much.
 

[BasterMate]

Deft alone can post the  tag, the forum profiler-sleuth! (2nd place for handgrenades,horseshoes and aliases). And careful calling krez "Jared" unless you're a big Guns n' Roses fan -- Use Your Illusion!

Haunt: lol, I know what "circle jerking" means; it's right up there with those faux-forceful descriptions like "riding his shaft" or oppositely "get off his shaft" etc,etc. It's just a really facile analogy that lacks depth and wit -- reminds me of loud but hollow comedians who add the intensifier "fucking" in a joke as a filler for real wit. (know you appreciate my "wordiness".  )

And if I'm one of those" tdm players aliasing to come here and circle jerk around krez?" how can I also be the person described here:
"I wasnt talking about kissing krez's ass. "Bastermate" was actually putting him[krez] down, as far as I could tell."

Only two oaths one can ask a forum troll (or two!) to pledge:
1. Be creatively argumentative with knee-jerk vigilance. 
2. Be adolescently perjorative no matter how much it dilutes true wit.

But never,never,never commit contradiction or break rules of informal logic.   

p.s. Strictly speaking ALL names, including nicks and monikers are labels and indicate your feeling toward them. Talking objectively about the player's skills I used "Crazychiman" first, then more accurately "David" to convey my more personal view of him...as someone who spent, cumulatively, hours in spec_1 sharing with me his views on Zen and how it works in one's life.

Sorry for anybody who never played or talked with him. 

p.s.s. Krez isn't exactly a "superior" -- more like a short-term teammate -- see first screen
 
 

[Whirlingdervish]

For such an intelligent guy, I find it funny that people need to explain the simplest things to you GYN.

In the context that I used "circle-jerking", it was meant to imply that certain people have been coming around to say random shit about krez and that it was a fruitless activity to engage in.

He is completely unaffected by other people's comments about him due to his tremendously swollen ego and his skewed self-image, so good or bad, your bullshit is just bouncing right off of the target ineffectually.

It wasn't meant to say you were "swinging on his dick".

It wasn't meant to imply that you guys are jerking each other off in a sequential fashion whilst positioned in some sort of homoerotic and circular conga line, but if you'd like to see it that way, go ahead.


For some reason Jager AND Haunted both realized this before you.


BTW, speaking of "superior", I might not like his attitude much, but krez can beat me with ease.
and somehow I had better stats than you in NADL with my whopping 1% efficiency and not a single map win.

What does the fact that you aren't any better than a total newbie tell you about your place in the grand scheme of things?


Hopefully it tells you that you should reserve your pissy little judgements of other people's play until you can back them up with something other than a smattering of words that you feel make you sound smart, and your massive collection of wasted hours watching other players win.

[haunted]

lol you know I've always appreciated your wordiness

I think the way I put my words it shows that I was open to the possibility to it being not some random alias. I actually thought it was a gyn wannabe :<

[BasterMate]

and somehow I had better stats than you in NADL with my whopping 1% efficiency and not a single map win.

What does the fact that you aren't any better than a total newbie tell you about your place in the grand scheme of things?

 

Tsk,tsk...violation of forum troll pledge -- informal logic error ALERT! Hasty Generalization <-clicky

lol, ya got the knee-jerk vigilance part down, just got snagged by the inductive reasoning. Happens. Even to intelligent guys.
 

Particularly funny memory because in my sum total of ONE match in NADL, I got naym to email me his .cfg before our match because I had a HD crash and just d/l'ed q2. I told him (yes, we were on DWx awhile back as teammates) I would make the matches fun since he was playing a lot of Warsow and probably Doom, the nut! It was wild though because my models were normal, and my screen would flash red when I got hit...but hey, playing 'em on non-dm1 maps was hella fun.

Summing up a player's total skill set on some "stats" from two matches played long after he quit (probably near my peak in tdm clan rE with jeet and kong and then -- know u looove this prefix -- quasi-decent teaming with FoJ on dm5 sorta recently). Noobish yes, but total noob...don't think so. 

p.s. Whoa! And go a little easy with the phallic paintbrush in your last post's imagery...keep that up and this thread officially becomes a sausage party blog. Yuck.
 
 

p.s. I almost joined iR awhile back...playing as d0lphin -- ahh, the relaxing one shot/one frag mod!

p.s.s. btw&fyi, there is NO "place" in "the grand scheme of things" as you put it or even a "grand scheme" Hierarchies are tired and limiting, serving only to restrict fun. Loosen up -- there's only love 

[Whirlingdervish]

who continued to play through all of their matches even though he lost badly right off the bat?
who still got more than 1 frag against opponents that totally outclassed him?

oh yes, that was me, the newb who is a better sport than you and who can actually follow through with the things he starts and get a kill in.

You, on the other hand, were in the same position and chose to quit, even with all of your amazing excuses to cover your terrible play and your years of experience watching people duel and learning the maps.


should I continue or do you understand my reasoning yet?


BTW, you did manage to convince one of the old iR leaders to recruit you, only to bitch out the next night.
Can you commit to anything for longer than a single day?

 

[FYATroll]

Ahh the world has been a bit darker w/o gyn around