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[BTF]adam
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So, one day... a girl was sick and her boyfriend had come over to fix her up and make her feel better... so he brought some soup, brownies, and a tape with some re-runs of the OC and Laguna Beach. He makes the soup and sets everything on a table next to her and pops in the tape. She eats the soup and watches the video. Her boyfriend says that he's gotta go to meet a friend, so he leaves and she breaks out the brownies. She finishes them right as video tape was over... right after Laguna Beach ends, it cuts to a scene with her boyfriend getting a blowjob from her best friend and she spits his cum into the bowl of brownie mix. He looks at the camera and says, "You've just been dumped"
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Disco Karate
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Reminds me of that scene in Jarhead. That was fucked up.
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[BTF]DeathStalker
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ADAM!!!!!!
Your to young to be talkin about such things. Shame Shame Shame.
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[BTF]Sigma
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the original story was the guy being dumped.. it would be much worse eating brownies with your exgirlfriend's new dude's jizz inside then a girl eating brownies from her exboyfriends jizz mixed in, yamean?
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agreed. ;[
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