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Neccesito ayudar por favor hombres ownados
« on: January 04, 2013, 11:49:22 PM »
so i have been suffering in bondage while chained to a wall  and tortured for almost a year now. ive been fed bread and water in this dungeon of hell and boxed into a corner with nothing to do but watch reruns of ex's mom getting sodomized with a broomstick.

so while im drunk let me ask to get my name restriction lifted as well as this final 60 second restriction on chat. I lived up to my no private messaging spam promise, so tell me what i need to say. Im not going to name myself anyones name. And i think people have gotten use to me talk / all the past rage is gone

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Re: Neccesito ayudar por favor hombres ownados
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2013, 03:14:03 AM »
i could go with the usual...

no one likes you 2dum

and

you suck ass at quake2, give up

but it seems more appropriate to point out, you have a drinking problem... and don't know the purpose of the PM function
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Re: Neccesito ayudar por favor hombres ownados
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2013, 07:08:35 AM »
veto'd
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Re: Neccesito ayudar por favor hombres ownados
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2013, 04:36:17 PM »
you suck ass at quake2, give up

love how you troll the less skilled into making yourself feel you are great....

i still havent seen you step upto haunted or adren with those words...ud probably get ur ass handed so bad u would be a mute for days :oops:
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Re: Neccesito ayudar por favor hombres ownados
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2013, 06:01:17 PM »
you suck ass at quake2, give up

love how you troll the less skilled into making yourself feel you are great....

i still havent seen you step upto haunted or adren with those words...ud probably get ur ass handed so bad u would be a mute for days :oops:

regardless of what upper tier players do, it doesn't change that 2dum is bad... :)

im not going to take the bait and go off on a tangent shit talking adren and haunted, but you are mistaken if you think i never play them, and even more mistaken if you think i would be a mute afterwards
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Re: Neccesito ayudar por favor hombres ownados
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2013, 06:18:07 PM »
you suck ass at quake2, give up

love how you troll the less skilled into making yourself feel you are great....

i still havent seen you step upto haunted or adren with those words...ud probably get ur ass handed so bad u would be a mute for days :oops:

he won't play them.  and even if he does, he wouldn't stfu after as there would be 100 vaexcuses to follow as to why he lost.  IE. "my mom was vacumming, couldn't hear" or "there was a bug on my neck lol, freaked me out and messed me up."
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« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2013, 06:22:20 PM »
im not going to take the bait and go off on a tangent shit talking adren and haunted,
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Re: Neccesito ayudar por favor hombres ownados
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2013, 06:23:09 PM »
nubcake cant get #1 in ra2 as much as i can and i can live with that. i still got no headphones so magic / true tells me thats why rail is off and my prediction is 0. soon though ill get them. u all will bow. and i should be allowed to change my name and 60 sec restriction should be gone
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Re: Neccesito ayudar por favor hombres ownados
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2013, 03:16:05 AM »
he won't play them.  and even if he does, he wouldn't stfu after as there would be 100 vaexcuses to follow as to why he lost.  IE. "my mom was vacumming, couldn't hear" or "there was a bug on my neck lol, freaked me out and messed me up."

since when will i not play them? also, i dont really make excuses vs those two... they are actually two players i can have really close games with and don't mind being on the losing end some times

plus, the time i had a bug on my neck, it was a big fucking bug and i was winning 2/3 of the games vs slugs, and im pretty sure i won that game... just stopped for a few seconds because that fuckin freaked me out >_>

nubcake cant get #1 in ra2 as much as i can and i can live with that. i still got no headphones so magic / true tells me thats why rail is off and my prediction is 0. soon though ill get them. u all will bow. and i should be allowed to change my name and 60 sec restriction should be gone

you do realize that is completely false right?

i nade clown you in tourney... normal dm rule set, just 1v1... and not just once or twice, 10 times in a row

i also have out scored you, and topped the score boards so many times in ra2, that you apparently have blocked that out of your memory

oh and yeah... i raped you in 1v1 ra2, even though 1v1 ra2 is fucking retarded and it was a waste of time


far as your actual request, you shouldn't have made a thread unless you want people to feel bad for you... which no one does

you should have pm'd quadz, and i don't think the forced name should EVER be removed, but your half mute can be dropped to something more reasonable... you only make yourself look stupid every time you say something anyway
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Re: Neccesito ayudar por favor hombres ownados
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2013, 03:53:23 AM »
so while im drunk ...

Finished off that 4 pack of Bartyles and James wine coolers, did we?
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Re: Neccesito ayudar por favor hombres ownados
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2013, 01:33:08 AM »
lol nubcake got mad

LOL

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i think nubcake = yosemite sam. cant help but laugh everytime he gets mad

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« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2013, 03:44:42 AM »
lol nubcake got mad

LOL

:lolsign:

i think nubcake = yosemite sam. cant help but laugh everytime he gets mad

except i'm not mad? i just spent some time pointing out how incredibly retarded you are :)
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« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2013, 02:09:13 PM »
Actually, I think you are mad.  That was an awful lot of text you typed out the post before this last one of yours.  Get a job wigger.
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« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2013, 02:34:54 PM »
I think its safe to say that Im just too dangerous to be allowed to cloak every now and then. Even though i want to be able to play silently hidden every now and then, and not mess with people, i guess im just too big a liability, akin to ...a weapon of mass destruction haha. The potential fall out would include chaos and radiation like that of a nuclear bomb.  Ill take this as a badge of honor and a pride. :)



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« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2013, 02:54:12 PM »
lol, shut the fuck up 2d.  fucking faggot (bundle of sticks) ;) ahaha
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