Spilling beer on the keyboard. I have 3 keyboards. Down to my last one because I don't feel like taking the time to take all the keys out and thoroughly clean underneath them. Did it once when I spilled coffee all over the place, took 12 forevers to clean that sugary sticky shit out.
people that are infatuated with my wins/losses. Yes I won only because of spam and yes I was so drunk that I couldn't focus on anything so I screwed around / lost and more importantly--No, I don't care.
i probably have a 1% chance of ever winning in duel against you
Chasing someone halfway across a map wearing them down just for someone else to appear out of nowhere and get the killing shot.