Funny TV / Movie Quotes

[peewee_RotA]

So we're watching Bones as background noise and the Main character is saying some pretty rude things about a midget guest starring in the episode.

Booth: "That's State Department speak: We don't do it his way, we'll get fired."
Brennan: "See, if a regular-sized person tried to intimidate you, you'd threaten to kick him through the window. But because, in his case, it's an actual physical possibility..."


Seemed more clever and out of character than I expected for this series. I definitely  'D

[|iR|Focalor]

Mike Epps in How High.

"If it had not been fo' da Lord, would not a nare nutta bitch come into my life."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBaqJj4aPDY

[peewee_RotA]

Stargate SG1

"The clue for 13 down was 'Celestial Body'... He wrote 'Uma Thurman.'"

[[BTF]Sigma]

The Dog Whisperer before he gave up coke.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb8C7dxTGRM

[peewee_RotA]

The Dog Whisperer before he gave up coke.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb8C7dxTGRM

I love that movie, but you can't beat the firehouse scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXc5ltzKq3Y&feature=related


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Actually there was this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB2GboGOuTI&feature=related