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Avoid the Aliens?
« on: April 25, 2010, 06:22:01 PM »
A link to an article about Hawking's views on extraterrestrial life. Interesting psyop in my opinion.   :evilalien:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/space/article7107207.ece
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Re: Avoid the Aliens?
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2010, 08:54:28 PM »
It's not us that I would be worried about. It's the aliens. They should avoid us at all costs.

Otherwise they would end up like Hawaiians, decimated by diseases they had no resistance for; syphilus, typhoid, leprosy, tuberculosis, influenza, smallpox, and measles, all courtesy of brave captain Cook and his low-life crew scraped from the polluted dregs of London. Missionaries, sent to convert the heathens to Christianity who became land barons and conspired to overthrow queen Liliʻuokalani. U.S. Marines landed to execute an illegal coup d'etat against the queen.

If this is what first contact is all about, aliens will wisely run away and quarantine Earth forever.
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Re: Avoid the Aliens?
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2010, 01:57:31 AM »
Missionaries, sent to convert the heathens to Christianity who became land barons and conspired to overthrow queen Liliʻuokalani. U.S. Marines landed to execute an illegal coup d'etat against the queen.

If this is what first contact is all about, aliens will wisely run away and quarantine Earth forever.

Shhhh, you'll give away our secret plan.
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Re: Avoid the Aliens?
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2011, 08:47:44 AM »

If this is what first contact is all about, aliens will wisely run away and quarantine Earth forever.

Why would they run away and quarantine earth?  If they have the ability to travel interstellar distances; whatever bullsheat we have here most likely has no bearing on a truly extraterrestrials ability to survive, weather pollution from plutonium or diseases.

The point being if the can travel stars they have the knowledge of not exposing themselves to such things before hand. Thereby stopping the issue before it starts.

Sheat quarantine earth? They are showing up [all the sightings] and laughing at how pathetic we really are.
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« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2011, 09:42:49 AM »
They won't quarantine Earth. The surveyors have already determined it a backwater planet, mostly harmless, that's in the way of the hyperspatial expressway.. It's all posted in the Galactic Office at the center of our galaxy. If you haven't been there your obviously not advanced enough to be spared.






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Re: Avoid the Aliens?
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2011, 05:11:58 AM »
Shut up and wash my windows..  here's a fiver.
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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2020, 03:04:12 AM »
Interesting thing I saw on Youtube.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThDYazipjSI
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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2020, 04:01:10 AM »
Was trying to find the source of the Orson Welles clip featured in that video.

Managed to find it. He mentions at about 7:30 what defeated the aliens in War of the Worlds.

"Slain, after all man's defenses had failed by the humblest thing that God in his wisdom had put upon this earth: the common cold."

 :oops: Sometimes... not so humble.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPkg_sJn2rU
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