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Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« Reply #45 on: February 13, 2008, 10:29:51 AM »
lol nice handicap, although I extremely doubt my chances of convincing a girl to do that while playing a video game...

lets play again razor, name the time in place! I'll even play you on 1 of my worst maps.. rage or aerowalk. ;>> I'm a dm1-only newbie. We can play in sweden too if you wish :evilking:
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Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« Reply #46 on: February 13, 2008, 10:34:11 AM »
lol nice handicap, although I extremely doubt my chances of convincing a girl to do that while playing a video game...

lets play again razor, name the time in place! I'll even play you on 1 of my worst maps.. rage or aerowalk. ;>> I'm a dm1-only newbie. We can play in sweden too if you wish :evilking:

Hell no, you'll be waiting with frkq2 and your modified r1q2 client just like me :laughing1:!
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Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« Reply #47 on: February 13, 2008, 11:13:57 AM »
Razor...Haunted would beat you no problem...ive 1v1'd you a couple times, and every single time I have no trouble--you're predictable and don't think to well when pressure is put on you...Haunted owns me easily 1v1, so im sure he could beat you while hitting a bowl, drinking a beer and getting head...all at the same time....sorry bro

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I know he would beat me easy.

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much better player than i am.

I would never brag about
that i can beat him 1v1
bc we all knows i cant.

So haunted, r u happy now?

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Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« Reply #48 on: February 13, 2008, 11:49:35 AM »

So haunted, r u happy now?

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Razor, I'll help you out with this handy dandy guide...

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Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« Reply #49 on: February 13, 2008, 12:47:47 PM »
Those 4 bulleted steps do sound rather satisfying...  :afro:
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Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« Reply #50 on: February 13, 2008, 12:51:29 PM »
 :lolsign:  That's Funny !
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Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« Reply #51 on: February 13, 2008, 02:36:03 PM »
Quote from: haunted
lol nice handicap, although I extremely doubt my chances of convincing a girl to do that while playing a video game...

i'm pretty sure a lot of us have, kinda like the mile high club?
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Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« Reply #52 on: February 13, 2008, 04:26:34 PM »
I don't do air travel, so I'll never get to be a member of that club. Gotten road head though. Never gotten Quake2 head. That could be dangerous. I'd get pissed off because I'd be getting fragged and end up cracking her over the top of the head with the mouse, she'd end up nearly biting my dick off in retaliation, just not a good idea for a person with a temper like mine. ;)
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Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« Reply #53 on: February 14, 2008, 11:51:35 AM »
you're all bad.
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Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« Reply #54 on: February 14, 2008, 12:22:30 PM »
you suck
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Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« Reply #55 on: February 14, 2008, 01:02:46 PM »
on opposite day.
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Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« Reply #56 on: February 14, 2008, 01:07:39 PM »
you're all bad.

And you miss the point of facetiousness. Thanks fer playing.
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Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« Reply #57 on: February 14, 2008, 01:54:17 PM »
Actually you did, haunted didn't. lol nt.
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Re: Razor raped by his own swedish doorknob
« Reply #58 on: February 14, 2008, 04:52:09 PM »
Actually you did, haunted didn't. lol nt.

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