No Pun in Ten Did - Bad Puns thread

[peewee_RotA]

Post your bad Puns here. I have quite a few I'll share as the days go on. I'll start with one I somehow convinced a group of people really happened to me.



A local radio station held a contest. Listeners could write in and submit their best puns. I thought I was rather clever and decided I'd enter. I noticed that there was no limit to entries for the contest so I submitted 10 seperate entries.

A week later they announced the winner. That day when anyone asked me if I won, I responded "How many of my entries won? No pun in ten did."

[[BTF]Sigma]

Post your bad Puns here. I have quite a few I'll share as the days go on. I'll start with one I somehow convinced a group of people really happened to me.



A local radio station held a contest. Listeners could write in and submit their best puns. I thought I was rather clever and decided I'd enter. I noticed that there was no limit to entries for the contest so I submitted 10 seperate entries.

A week later they announced the winner. That day when anyone asked me if I won, I responded "How many of my entries won? No pun in ten did."

Oh lord

[peewee_RotA]

Q: What did the eskimo say when his boat caught on fire?
A: You can't have your kayak and heat it too.

[DWxchzrles]

Q: What did the eskimo say when his boat caught on fire?
A: You can't have your kayak and heat it too.