That was one of the most fucked up DM nights ever lol

[mir^mortal]

Suddenly out of nowhere this chat started and it had to be saved! 

wtf 

Sat May 17 01:28:27 2014
 on server 67.228.69.114:27916, map q2dm3.bsp.
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anticheat RocK is not using anticheat.
macho Grande entered the game
anticheat macho Grande is not using anticheat.
WHICKIE >FAS> disconnected
ty was railed by WazzaWazza
macho Grande ate Buprenorphine's rocket
usage: connect <server>
Buprenorphine ate macho Grande's rocket
macho Grande blew himself up.
ty was railed by WazzaWazza
MojoJojo: so thats wolverines secret
Buprenorphine was melted by Diable's hyperblaster
ty ate Diable's rocket
couldn't exec cfg/tastydm2.cfg
MojoJojo: big appendix
WazzaWazza was railed by Buprenorphine
whoever was melted by Lilom's hyperblaster
macho Grande ate Diable's rocket
Lilom was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
macho Grande was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
BastardBovine ate Diable's rocket
WazzaWazza was railed by ty
Lilom almost dodged Diable's rocket
WazzaWazza ate Diable's rocket
Lejionator entered the game
anticheat Lejionator is not using anticheat.
WazzaWazza was railed by Buprenorphine
ty was railed by Buprenorphine
Diable ate WazzaWazza's rocket
WazzaWazza blew herself up.
Lilom was railed by Buprenorphine
2d.sick: ty
Buprenorphine was railed by whoever
BastardBovine ate Diable's rocket
Diable blew himself up.
ty: there is no purpose for a black hole either
]appendix is just another nasty nature of the useless shitmaking machine called humans
mir^mortal: appendix is just another nasty nature of the useless shitmaking machine called humans
2d.sick: the massive hurricane on jupiter
BastardBovine was railed by whoever
ty: all that it does is destroy
2d.sick: r u saying it has no purpose
Lilom was railed by WazzaWazza
ty caught Lejionator's handgrenade
BastardBovine ate macho Grande's rocket
Lilom was railed by whoever
whoever was railed by Buprenorphine
ty: that's right, it has no purpose
2d.sick: no mortal
D ate macho Grande's rocket
2d.sick: appendix had a major purpose
Lilom was railed by Buprenorphine
ty: as far as we know there is no life there so it can't be helping anyone
WazzaWazza was railed by Buprenorphine
Lejionator blew herself up.
MojoJojo: black holes are made by aliens. period
BastardBovine was blown away by Diable's super shotgun
]if you look from another angle - humans are litteraly space dust which shits on the planet
mir^mortal: if you look from another angle - humans are litteraly space dust which shits on the planet
2d.sick: ty you are shallow
2d.sick: rofl
Buprenorphine was blown away by Diable's super shotgun
ty: uh you can take out your appendix and nothing will happen to you
Sharizod entered the game
Diable was railed by Lejionator
Lejionator was blown away by whoever's super shotgun
2d.sick: ty
BastardBovine was cut in half by Diable's chaingun
D: lol
Sharizod: goto
whoever was railed by Buprenorphine
Lilom ate Lejionator's rocket
Sharizod was cut in half by Diable's chaingun
ty: mortal is right though we are space dust
WazzaWazza was railed by Buprenorphine
Diable was cut in half by BastardBovine's chaingun
Lilom was railed by WazzaWazza
2d.sick: the tonsils are the same as the appendix
Buprenorphine was railed by WazzaWazza
whoever almost dodged ty's rocket
Lejionator ate macho Grande's rocket
Diable was railed by WazzaWazza
Lilom almost dodged Buprenorphine's rocket
]dude, WTF is going on in this chat tonight )))
mir^mortal: dude, WTF is going on in this chat tonight )))
ty: what happens to you if you take out your tonsils
macho Grande blew himself up.
ty: nothing
D: id rather fck a girls tonsils and not her appendix though ,so not really
2d.sick: the tonsils are the first line of defense
ty was melted by macho Grande's hyperblaster
Lejionator ate Lilom's rocket
ty: ........lmao
whoever was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
D: whatd i miss lol
Diable ate macho Grande's rocket
Buprenorphine was railed by WazzaWazza
Sharizod: goto
ty was railed by WazzaWazza
Buprenorphine was cut in half by Diable's chaingun
2d.sick: they detect foreign matter
Lejionator was railed by WazzaWazza
]i'd rather fuck girls regardless of the purpose
mir^mortal: i'd rather fuck girls regardless of the purpose
]HOW ABOUT THAT!?!?!?!
mir^mortal: HOW ABOUT THAT!?!?!?!
Diable was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
BastardBovine was blown away by Lilom's super shotgun
2d.sick: and initiate an immunity response
D:
Lejionator was railed by WazzaWazza
Diable was railed by WazzaWazza
whoever was railed by WazzaWazza
D: unlike vamp nacht
Lejionator almost dodged macho Grande's rocket
]immunity is boring
mir^mortal: immunity is boring
WazzaWazza was railed by Buprenorphine
whoever was cut in half by Diable's chaingun
Lilom was cut in half by Diable's chaingun
Diable ate Lilom's rocket
macho Grande almost dodged ty's rocket
2d.sick: anyway
Lilom ate Diable's rocket
whoever was railed by WazzaWazza
ty was railed by Buprenorphine
BastardBovine was railed by WazzaWazza
Lilom was railed by Buprenorphine
D: wow i havnt seen a vamp nacht invite in like a few days
macho Grande ate whoever's rocket
whoever was railed by Buprenorphine
macho Grande was railed by Buprenorphine
ty: good
]i don't wanna be immune, death is a natural thing and kinda doesn't mean anything
mir^mortal: i don't wanna be immune, death is a natural thing and kinda doesn't mean anything
Lejionator ate Diable's rocket
BastardBovine was blown away by WazzaWazza's super shotgun
Lejionator was railed by Buprenorphine
2d.sick: the role of a hurricane on earth will give us all insight to the role of a galaxy w respect to the universe
ty ate whoever's rocket
Lilom: all rail and chain
Sharizod was railed by WazzaWazza
Diable almost dodged whoever's rocket
whoever was railed by Buprenorphine
ty: well there is no purpose for hurricanes
]but you can't be sure in that
mir^mortal: but you can't be sure in that
Sharizod was railed by WazzaWazza
whoever was railed by Buprenorphine
macho Grande was railed by WazzaWazza
ty: so galaxies serve no purpose either
macho Grande ate Sharizod's rocket
ty: i think you're finally on to a correct theory 2dum
Lejionator was melted by WazzaWazza's hyperblaster
Sharizod was railed by Buprenorphine
macho Grande was railed by WazzaWazza
]what if a hurricane is just another nature's "having fun"
mir^mortal: what if a hurricane is just another nature's "having fun"
BastardBovine ate Buprenorphine's rocket
Buprenorphine ate macho Grande's rocket
MojoJojo: my penis has no purpose either
ty: you actually figured something out
Lejionator was melted by Sharizod's hyperblaster
BastardBovine ate macho Grande's rocket
whoever was railed by WazzaWazza
2d.sick: no
Sharizod was railed by WazzaWazza
macho Grande was railed by Diable
Lejionator was railed by WazzaWazza
2d.sick: rofl
ty was railed by Diable
D: o.O
ty: something else which serves no purpose is 2dum
Buprenorphine was railed by WazzaWazza
whoever was machinegunned by Sharizod
macho Grande was melted by BastardBovine's hyperblaster
BastardBovine was melted by Lejionator's hyperblaster
ty: other than to make stupid theories
]what's interesting though that we don't know shit about tornades the same as the black holes
mir^mortal: what's interesting though that we don't know shit about tornades the same as the black holes
Diable was railed by WazzaWazza
Lejionator was railed by Buprenorphine
whoever was railed by Buprenorphine
]even though we can't see black holes and we can see tornades
mir^mortal: even though we can't see black holes and we can see tornades
D: sure we do
whoever was railed by Buprenorphine
]which points
mir^mortal: which points
WazzaWazza was railed by Buprenorphine
BastardBovine was railed by Diable
D: didnt u see 'twister'
]we are all stupid
mir^mortal: we are all stupid
Lejionator was shredded by Lilom's shrapnel
Sharizod was shredded by Lilom's shrapnel
D: they know about tornadoes
WazzaWazza was railed by Buprenorphine
]yeah
mir^mortal: yeah
ty: there was a tornado here in miami today
ty: believe it or not
Diable was railed by Buprenorphine
ty: it was shit though
Sharizod was melted by BastardBovine's hyperblaster
D: its fckin cold and hot air currents
]but how it works and why it appears
macho Grande blew himself up.
mir^mortal: but how it works and why it appears
ty: 65mph
ty: didn't do shit
BastardBovine was cut in half by WazzaWazza's chaingun
Diable was railed by Buprenorphine
D: ...
2d.sick: ty
Sharizod was melted by WazzaWazza's hyperblaster
]still
mir^mortal: still
ty: it liked knocked over a tree and damaged a car
D: its 2 fronts meeting
Sharizod was blown away by Lejionator's super shotgun
Lejionator was melted by BastardBovine's hyperblaster
Lilom was melted by whoever's hyperblaster
Lilom ate macho Grande's rocket
D: and the cold air pushes down, and the warm air pushes up
Buprenorphine was melted by BastardBovine's hyperblaster
Diable was melted by WazzaWazza's hyperblaster
D: dafuq
]i hope everyone is drunk here as well as otherwise..
mir^mortal: i hope everyone is drunk here as well as otherwise..
D: lol
macho Grande was popped by whoever's grenade
ty: what's up with d
macho Grande was railed by Buprenorphine
Fraglimit hit.
-------------name---fph---minutes---frags---
    Buprenorphine   361      4.98      30
       WazzaWazza   349      4.99      29
           Diable   216      5.00      18
          whoever   121      4.97      10
    BastardBovine   108      4.99       9
Buprenorphine: gg
Diable: g
]can we save this chat?

Changing map...
reconnecting (soft)...




The Frag Pipe
Auto-recording to ./baseq2/demos/2014-05-17-0127-q2dm3.dm2.
mir^mortal entered the game
anticheat mir^mortal is not using anticheat.
Diable entered the game
anticheat Diable is not using anticheat.
Sharizod entered the game
ty entered the game
Buprenorphine entered the game
2d.sick entered the game
BastardBovine entered the game
anticheat BastardBovine failed 1 file check.
Buprenorphine tried to invade WazzaWazza's personal space
WazzaWazza entered the game
MojoJojo entered the game
anticheat MojoJojo is not using anticheat.
Sharizod tried to invade Lilom's personal space
Lilom entered the game
anticheat Lilom is not using anticheat.
WallFly[BZZZ] entered the game
anticheat WallFly[BZZZ] is exempt from using anticheat.
whoever entered the game
anticheat whoever is not using anticheat.
2d.sick tried to invade D's personal space
D entered the game
anticheat D is not using anticheat.
mir^mortal tried to invade Buprenorphine's personal space
Sharizod tried to invade macho Grande's personal space
macho Grande entered the game
anticheat macho Grande is not using anticheat.
RocK entered the game
anticheat RocK is not using anticheat.
Lejionator entered the game
anticheat Lejionator is not using anticheat.
]can we save this chat history?
mir^mortal: can we save this chat history?
usage: connect <server>
macho Grande: .
D caught whoever's handgrenade
ty: *tony soprano voice* fucking stephen hawking over here
BastardBovine ate WazzaWazza's rocket
ty was railed by Buprenorphine
macho Grande blew himself up.
]this would be epic post on tastyspleen forum!
mir^mortal: this would be epic post on tastyspleen forum!
D: gayed
Lejionator was railed by Buprenorphine
couldn't exec cfg/q2dm3.cfg
Sharizod was popped by whoever's grenade
whoever was blown away by WazzaWazza's super shotgun
ty almost dodged Diable's rocket
Diable was popped by macho Grande's grenade
Lejionator was railed by Buprenorphine
2d.sick: if the waters contain too much energy/heat, couldnt it potentially harm life underwater and disrupt teh earths ocean patterns
whoever was blown away by WazzaWazza's super shotgun
Diable was railed by Buprenorphine
Lilom was blown away by WazzaWazza's super shotgun
D: u type condump mortalchat1
ty: 2dum
Lejionator almost dodged BastardBovine's rocket
]condump
usage: condump <filename>
Lejionator was railed by Buprenorphine
]condump mortalchat1
Sat May 17 01:35:07 2014
 on server 67.228.69.114:27916, map q2dm4.bsp.
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rocktj does a back flip into the lava.
Sharizod was railed by WazzaWazza
]i don't think tornades effect the ocean's temperature
mir^mortal: i don't think tornades effect the ocean's temperature
BastardBovine blew itself up.
Sharizod was railed by Buprenorphine
Lejionator was railed by WazzaWazza
Buprenorphine was railed by WazzaWazza
]isn't it the other way?
mir^mortal: isn't it the other way?
Sharizod blew itself up.
BastardBovine was railed by WazzaWazza
rocktj ate Diable's rocket
Lejionator was popped by macho Grande's grenade
2d.sick: ty is getting an introduction to how a genius thinks
WazzaWazza was railed by Buprenorphine
whoever almost dodged Sharizod's rocket
Diable was blown away by WazzaWazza's super shotgun
2d.sick: rofl
macho Grande was blown away by WazzaWazza's super shotgun
Lejionator was railed by Buprenorphine
]2d
mir^mortal: 2d
2d.sick: genius 101
]there you go
mir^mortal: there you go
Lejionator ate rocktj's rocket
rocktj blew itself up.
ty: i'm delving into the mind of an obvious lunatic
]there is a purpose
mir^mortal: there is a purpose
D: it has to do with the suns reflection on the earth vs the 'night' side, and the spinning etc
Sharizod blew itself up.
2d.sick: ROFL
macho Grande does a back flip into the lava.
Lejionator disconnected
]ty learns the nature
mir^mortal: ty learns the nature
]see
mir^mortal: see
macho Grande was railed by Buprenorphine
]you were
mir^mortal: you were
D: and it creates currents
]WRONG!
mir^mortal: WRONG!
whoever was popped by Diable's grenade
]lol
mir^mortal: lol
Diable was blown away by WazzaWazza's super shotgun
WazzaWazza almost dodged rocktj's rocket
macho Grande was railed by Sharizod
Sharizod ate rocktj's rocket
rocktj blew itself up.
2d.sick: ?
whoever was railed by WazzaWazza
]well
mir^mortal: well
rocktj ate macho Grande's rocket
Sharizod was railed by BastardBovine
]wait
whoever was railed by WazzaWazza
WazzaWazza was railed by ty
2d.sick: D explain
]hang on
D: rotation*
mir^mortal: hang on
whoever was railed by Buprenorphine
macho Grande was blown away by Diable's super shotgun
Sharizod caught BastardBovine's handgrenade
ty was railed by Buprenorphine
]who said there is no purpose
mir^mortal: who said there is no purpose
ty ate rocktj's rocket
Sharizod blew itself up.
ty: i did
Buprenorphine almost dodged rocktj's rocket
WazzaWazza was squished.
2d.sick: 'ty said theres no purpose
macho Grande was melted by Diable's hyperblaster
Sharizod almost dodged rocktj's rocket
ty: <
rocktj melted.
]nevermind then lol
mir^mortal: nevermind then lol
D: porpoise?
macho Grande was blown away by Diable's super shotgun
ty: xD
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
macho Grande ate Buprenorphine's rocket
]purpose
mir^mortal: purpose
BastardBovine was railed by WazzaWazza
rocktj ate macho Grande's rocket
Sharizod almost dodged whoever's rocket
macho Grande was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
BastardBovine was railed by WazzaWazza
]i am an imigrant, don't know shit for english lol
mir^mortal: i am an imigrant, don't know shit for english lol
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
Buprenorphine does a back flip into the lava.
Buprenorphine was railed by WazzaWazza
BastardBovine was blown away by macho Grande's super shotgun
Diable almost dodged Sharizod's rocket
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
ty: me too
D: really? hehe
Sharizod almost dodged whoever's rocket
Sho entered the game
anticheat Sho failed 1 file check.
rocktj was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
D: never knew that mortal, u speak english fine
Sharizod almost dodged whoever's rocket
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
ty: suppp shogun
Sho was blown away by macho Grande's super shotgun
Sharizod almost dodged Buprenorphine's rocket
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
]i am from Ukraine
mir^mortal: i am from Ukraine
Sho: dont call me that
D: cool
ty melted.
]we don't have tornades there
mir^mortal: we don't have tornades there
Sharizod was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
ty: sup tom
rocktj was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
]no purpose
mir^mortal: no purpose
]lol
mir^mortal: lol
Buprenorphine was shredded by Diable's shrapnel
Sho changed name to Tom Servo
D: lolz
BastardBovine was railed by WazzaWazza
whoever: hi tom
D: it would 'repair' things
Tom Servo: hi
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
Sharizod ate Diable's rocket
Diable blew himself up.
]perhaps
mir^mortal: perhaps
WazzaWazza was railed by ty
BastardBovine was gunned down by Buprenorphine
Tom Servo: hi ty hi d
Buprenorphine was railed by WazzaWazza
D: sup
Tom Servo: hi bob
macho Grande was blown away by Diable's super shotgun
WazzaWazza was railed by Sharizod
ty: hey the soviets took over your country, that sucks
ty ate Buprenorphine's rocket
whoever: bob?
BastardBovine was railed by Sharizod
macho Grande was blown away by Diable's super shotgun
ty: fuck those guys
BastardBovine was blown away by Diable's super shotgun
]tornades is the exhale of the external particles of blackholes!
mir^mortal: tornades is the exhale of the external particles of blackholes!
Tom Servo: u know what i mean
Buprenorphine was blown away by WazzaWazza's super shotgun
whoever:
Sharizod ate Diable's rocket
Diable almost dodged rocktj's rocket
BastardBovine ate macho Grande's rocket
Tom Servo: hehe
Sharizod ate rocktj's rocket
rocktj didn't see Sharizod's handgrenade
Tom Servo: hi one
BastardBovine was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
Sharizod almost dodged whoever's rocket
Tom Servo: wow all my friends here
]Tom is the motherfucker!
mir^mortal: Tom is the motherfucker!
Sharizod was railed by WazzaWazza
Fraglimit hit.
-------------name---fph---minutes---frags---
       WazzaWazza   356      5.06      30
    Buprenorphine   343      5.07      29
           Diable   177      5.07      15
     macho Grande   119      5.03      10
          whoever    95      5.05       8
]
Buprenorphine: gg
D: lol

Changing map...
reconnecting (soft)...




Lost Hallways
Auto-recording to ./baseq2/demos/2014-05-17-0132-q2dm4.dm2.
mir^mortal entered the game
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Sharizod entered the game
rocktj entered the game
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ty entered the game
Buprenorphine entered the game
BastardBovine entered the game
anticheat BastardBovine failed 1 file check.
Tom Servo entered the game
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WazzaWazza entered the game
MojoJojo entered the game
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2d.sick entered the game
WallFly[BZZZ] entered the game
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whoever entered the game
anticheat whoever is not using anticheat.
D entered the game
anticheat D is not using anticheat.
ty: mortal that theory is just crazy and improbable enough for 2d to believe it
RocK entered the game
anticheat RocK is not using anticheat.
Tom Servo: yes i am
macho Grande entered the game
anticheat macho Grande is not using anticheat.
MojoJojo: thought it was the russians
D was machinegunned by Buprenorphine
BastardBovine was cut in half by rocktj's chaingun
whoever was blown away by Sharizod's super shotgun
usage: connect <server>
Tom Servo: the most popular one
2d.sick was cut in half by rocktj's chaingun
]exactly
mir^mortal: exactly
Tom Servo: jk
couldn't exec cfg/q2dm4.cfg
Tom Servo was disintegrated by whoever's BFG blast
D: jaws 4?
Diable was disintegrated by whoever's BFG blast
]belibers!
mir^mortal: belibers!
]
mir^mortal:
whoever does a back flip into the lava.
macho Grande does a back flip into the lava.
BastardBovine was machinegunned by Buprenorphine
macho Grande: lol
rocktj couldn't hide from ty's BFG
]2d is a belieber!
mir^mortal: 2d is a belieber!
WazzaWazza: fag 2d
WazzaWazza: we playing or?
Diable was railed by Buprenorphine
rocktj almost dodged whoever's rocket
ty: he's studying hurricanes
ty was railed by Buprenorphine
rocktj almost dodged whoever's rocket
]why black wholes are called black holes though
mir^mortal: why black wholes are called black holes though
Buprenorphine ate Sharizod's rocket
macho Grande ate whoever's rocket
]why not white holes
mir^mortal: why not white holes
macho Grande couldn't hide from rocktj's BFG
ty was disintegrated by rocktj's BFG blast
]that's racist, 2d you are a fucken racist!
mir^mortal: that's racist, 2d you are a fucken racist!
rocktj ate BastardBovine's rocket
whoever almost dodged BastardBovine's rocket
BastardBovine almost dodged macho Grande's rocket
Tom Servo: ty and D, give me hope
whoever ate Sharizod's rocket
Sharizod blew itself up.
ty: mortal i know what reference you are making
rocktj ate Buprenorphine's rocket
Tom Servo: good u guys here
ty: some guy actually said that
D: well they say maybe on the other side of a black hole might nbe a 'white hole'
rocktj almost dodged Buprenorphine's rocket
D: so there
WazzaWazza disconnected
Sharizod was disintegrated by Buprenorphine's BFG blast
rocktj does a back flip into the lava.
Tom Servo: lol
rocktj: =)
rocktj: lol
Sharizod couldn't hide from BastardBovine's BFG
]as long as it's not a glory hole
mir^mortal: as long as it's not a glory hole
]lol
mir^mortal: lol
BastardBovine ate whoever's rocket
D: xD
Sharizod was disintegrated by rocktj's BFG blast
Diable ate macho Grande's rocket
BastardBovine does a back flip into the lava.
2d.sick: ok i need to sleep
]shit
mir^mortal: shit
whoever almost dodged Sharizod's rocket
Tom Servo: if it fits why complain?
ty: this black guy at some sort of conference actually asked why they are called black holes
2d.sick: i will investigate hurricanes more
BastardBovine caught rocktj's handgrenade
2d.sick: ggz
]D, how do I save this chat again? )
mir^mortal: D, how do I save this chat again? )
ty ate Sharizod's rocket
2d.sick disconnected
ty: ok 2d that should keep you busy
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
Buprenorphine caught rocktj's handgrenade
]2d I am waiting for a report!
mir^mortal: 2d I am waiting for a report!
D: its condump mortalchat1
D: in console
]condump mortalchat2
Sat May 17 01:37:24 2014
 on server 67.228.69.114:27916, map q2dm4.bsp.
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]purpose
mir^mortal: purpose
BastardBovine was railed by WazzaWazza
rocktj ate macho Grande's rocket
Sharizod almost dodged whoever's rocket
macho Grande was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
BastardBovine was railed by WazzaWazza
]i am an imigrant, don't know shit for english lol
mir^mortal: i am an imigrant, don't know shit for english lol
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
Buprenorphine does a back flip into the lava.
Buprenorphine was railed by WazzaWazza
BastardBovine was blown away by macho Grande's super shotgun
Diable almost dodged Sharizod's rocket
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
ty: me too
D: really? hehe
Sharizod almost dodged whoever's rocket
Sho entered the game
anticheat Sho failed 1 file check.
rocktj was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
D: never knew that mortal, u speak english fine
Sharizod almost dodged whoever's rocket
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
ty: suppp shogun
Sho was blown away by macho Grande's super shotgun
Sharizod almost dodged Buprenorphine's rocket
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
]i am from Ukraine
mir^mortal: i am from Ukraine
Sho: dont call me that
D: cool
ty melted.
]we don't have tornades there
mir^mortal: we don't have tornades there
Sharizod was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
ty: sup tom
rocktj was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
]no purpose
mir^mortal: no purpose
]lol
mir^mortal: lol
Buprenorphine was shredded by Diable's shrapnel
Sho changed name to Tom Servo
D: lolz
BastardBovine was railed by WazzaWazza
whoever: hi tom
D: it would 'repair' things
Tom Servo: hi
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
Sharizod ate Diable's rocket
Diable blew himself up.
]perhaps
mir^mortal: perhaps
WazzaWazza was railed by ty
BastardBovine was gunned down by Buprenorphine
Tom Servo: hi ty hi d
Buprenorphine was railed by WazzaWazza
D: sup
Tom Servo: hi bob
macho Grande was blown away by Diable's super shotgun
WazzaWazza was railed by Sharizod
ty: hey the soviets took over your country, that sucks
ty ate Buprenorphine's rocket
whoever: bob?
BastardBovine was railed by Sharizod
macho Grande was blown away by Diable's super shotgun
ty: fuck those guys
BastardBovine was blown away by Diable's super shotgun
]tornades is the exhale of the external particles of blackholes!
mir^mortal: tornades is the exhale of the external particles of blackholes!
Tom Servo: u know what i mean
Buprenorphine was blown away by WazzaWazza's super shotgun
whoever:
Sharizod ate Diable's rocket
Diable almost dodged rocktj's rocket
BastardBovine ate macho Grande's rocket
Tom Servo: hehe
Sharizod ate rocktj's rocket
rocktj didn't see Sharizod's handgrenade
Tom Servo: hi one
BastardBovine was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
Sharizod almost dodged whoever's rocket
Tom Servo: wow all my friends here
]Tom is the motherfucker!
mir^mortal: Tom is the motherfucker!
Sharizod was railed by WazzaWazza
Fraglimit hit.
-------------name---fph---minutes---frags---
       WazzaWazza   356      5.06      30
    Buprenorphine   343      5.07      29
           Diable   177      5.07      15
     macho Grande   119      5.03      10
          whoever    95      5.05       8
]
Buprenorphine: gg
D: lol

Changing map...
reconnecting (soft)...




Lost Hallways
Auto-recording to ./baseq2/demos/2014-05-17-0132-q2dm4.dm2.
mir^mortal entered the game
anticheat mir^mortal is not using anticheat.
Sharizod entered the game
rocktj entered the game
anticheat rocktj is not using anticheat.
ty entered the game
Buprenorphine entered the game
BastardBovine entered the game
anticheat BastardBovine failed 1 file check.
Tom Servo entered the game
anticheat Tom Servo failed 1 file check.
WazzaWazza entered the game
MojoJojo entered the game
anticheat MojoJojo is not using anticheat.
2d.sick entered the game
WallFly[BZZZ] entered the game
anticheat WallFly[BZZZ] is exempt from using anticheat.
whoever entered the game
anticheat whoever is not using anticheat.
D entered the game
anticheat D is not using anticheat.
ty: mortal that theory is just crazy and improbable enough for 2d to believe it
RocK entered the game
anticheat RocK is not using anticheat.
Tom Servo: yes i am
macho Grande entered the game
anticheat macho Grande is not using anticheat.
MojoJojo: thought it was the russians
D was machinegunned by Buprenorphine
BastardBovine was cut in half by rocktj's chaingun
whoever was blown away by Sharizod's super shotgun
usage: connect <server>
Tom Servo: the most popular one
2d.sick was cut in half by rocktj's chaingun
]exactly
mir^mortal: exactly
Tom Servo: jk
couldn't exec cfg/q2dm4.cfg
Tom Servo was disintegrated by whoever's BFG blast
D: jaws 4?
Diable was disintegrated by whoever's BFG blast
]belibers!
mir^mortal: belibers!
]
mir^mortal:
whoever does a back flip into the lava.
macho Grande does a back flip into the lava.
BastardBovine was machinegunned by Buprenorphine
macho Grande: lol
rocktj couldn't hide from ty's BFG
]2d is a belieber!
mir^mortal: 2d is a belieber!
WazzaWazza: fag 2d
WazzaWazza: we playing or?
Diable was railed by Buprenorphine
rocktj almost dodged whoever's rocket
ty: he's studying hurricanes
ty was railed by Buprenorphine
rocktj almost dodged whoever's rocket
]why black wholes are called black holes though
mir^mortal: why black wholes are called black holes though
Buprenorphine ate Sharizod's rocket
macho Grande ate whoever's rocket
]why not white holes
mir^mortal: why not white holes
macho Grande couldn't hide from rocktj's BFG
ty was disintegrated by rocktj's BFG blast
]that's racist, 2d you are a fucken racist!
mir^mortal: that's racist, 2d you are a fucken racist!
rocktj ate BastardBovine's rocket
whoever almost dodged BastardBovine's rocket
BastardBovine almost dodged macho Grande's rocket
Tom Servo: ty and D, give me hope
whoever ate Sharizod's rocket
Sharizod blew itself up.
ty: mortal i know what reference you are making
rocktj ate Buprenorphine's rocket
Tom Servo: good u guys here
ty: some guy actually said that
D: well they say maybe on the other side of a black hole might nbe a 'white hole'
rocktj almost dodged Buprenorphine's rocket
D: so there
WazzaWazza disconnected
Sharizod was disintegrated by Buprenorphine's BFG blast
rocktj does a back flip into the lava.
Tom Servo: lol
rocktj: =)
rocktj: lol
Sharizod couldn't hide from BastardBovine's BFG
]as long as it's not a glory hole
mir^mortal: as long as it's not a glory hole
]lol
mir^mortal: lol
BastardBovine ate whoever's rocket
D: xD
Sharizod was disintegrated by rocktj's BFG blast
Diable ate macho Grande's rocket
BastardBovine does a back flip into the lava.
2d.sick: ok i need to sleep
]shit
mir^mortal: shit
whoever almost dodged Sharizod's rocket
Tom Servo: if it fits why complain?
ty: this black guy at some sort of conference actually asked why they are called black holes
2d.sick: i will investigate hurricanes more
BastardBovine caught rocktj's handgrenade
2d.sick: ggz
]D, how do I save this chat again? )
mir^mortal: D, how do I save this chat again? )
ty ate Sharizod's rocket
2d.sick disconnected
ty: ok 2d that should keep you busy
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
Buprenorphine caught rocktj's handgrenade
]2d I am waiting for a report!
mir^mortal: 2d I am waiting for a report!
D: its condump mortalchat1
D: in console
]condump mortalchat2
Dumped console text to ./baseq2/condumps/mortalchat2.txt.
Sharizod couldn't hide from Buprenorphine's BFG
rocktj ate whoever's rocket
]got it!
mir^mortal: got it!
ty: mortalchianti?
]
mir^mortal:
D:
Diable disconnected
whoever was disintegrated by rocktj's BFG blast
]see Diable left
mir^mortal: see Diable left
MojoJojo: he truly went to ivestigate glory holes
D: lol
]he couldn't stand the impurity of nature
mir^mortal: he couldn't stand the impurity of nature
Buprenorphine was railed by Sharizod
rocktj was railed by BastardBovine
ty was railed by BastardBovine
rocktj couldn't hide from macho Grande's BFG
ty was disintegrated by macho Grande's BFG blast
BastardBovine almost dodged whoever's rocket
]the immoral of the base of understanding of the existence
mir^mortal: the immoral of the base of understanding of the existence
rocktj was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
Tom Servo: can u stop talking about holes
D:
Buprenorphine couldn't hide from ty's BFG
]NO!
mir^mortal: NO!
BastardBovine does a back flip into the lava.
ty: tom is getting hot
]i like holes!
mir^mortal: i like holes!
BastardBovine: Mooo
whoever was railed by Sharizod
D: donut holes
mir^mortal was machinegunned by Buprenorphine
]i love em!
mir^mortal: i love em!
Tom Servo: ugh
ty should have used a smaller gun.
Sharizod: tggz
Sharizod disconnected
Tom Servo: lol
]donat holes are cold
mir^mortal: donat holes are cold
]
mir^mortal:
whoever was cut in half by rocktj's chaingun
ty was railed by Buprenorphine
]donut
mir^mortal: donut
]dammit
mir^mortal: dammit
MojoJojo: somehow I remembered American Pie
]apple
mir^mortal: apple
D:
Tom Servo: american pie
BastardBovine saw the pretty lights from ty's BFG
rocktj couldn't hide from ty's BFG
Buprenorphine couldn't hide from ty's BFG
Tom Servo: apple pie
]APPLE!
mir^mortal: APPLE!
Buprenorphine was cut in half by ty's chaingun
Tom Servo: yes
ty was cut in half by rocktj's chaingun
]for the glory of APPLES!
mir^mortal: for the glory of APPLES!
Tom Servo: warm apple pie
ty: has anyone tried to microwave a steak and fuck it
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
]stand comrades!
mir^mortal: stand comrades!
rocktj couldn't hide from macho Grande's BFG
ty: i've heard that its pretty close to the real thing
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
]i didn't but i like the idea
mir^mortal: i didn't but i like the idea
ty: ...you know, to fucking a real cow
Tom Servo: your wierd
ty: thx
D: ...
whoever should have used a smaller gun.
BastardBovine couldn't hide from whoever's BFG
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
]condump mortalchat3
Sat May 17 01:40:28 2014
 on server 67.228.69.114:27916, map q2dm5.bsp.
-----------------
whoever was blown away by Sharizod's super shotgun
usage: connect <server>
Tom Servo: the most popular one
2d.sick was cut in half by rocktj's chaingun
]exactly
mir^mortal: exactly
Tom Servo: jk
couldn't exec cfg/q2dm4.cfg
Tom Servo was disintegrated by whoever's BFG blast
D: jaws 4?
Diable was disintegrated by whoever's BFG blast
]belibers!
mir^mortal: belibers!
]
mir^mortal:
whoever does a back flip into the lava.
macho Grande does a back flip into the lava.
BastardBovine was machinegunned by Buprenorphine
macho Grande: lol
rocktj couldn't hide from ty's BFG
]2d is a belieber!
mir^mortal: 2d is a belieber!
WazzaWazza: fag 2d
WazzaWazza: we playing or?
Diable was railed by Buprenorphine
rocktj almost dodged whoever's rocket
ty: he's studying hurricanes
ty was railed by Buprenorphine
rocktj almost dodged whoever's rocket
]why black wholes are called black holes though
mir^mortal: why black wholes are called black holes though
Buprenorphine ate Sharizod's rocket
macho Grande ate whoever's rocket
]why not white holes
mir^mortal: why not white holes
macho Grande couldn't hide from rocktj's BFG
ty was disintegrated by rocktj's BFG blast
]that's racist, 2d you are a fucken racist!
mir^mortal: that's racist, 2d you are a fucken racist!
rocktj ate BastardBovine's rocket
whoever almost dodged BastardBovine's rocket
BastardBovine almost dodged macho Grande's rocket
Tom Servo: ty and D, give me hope
whoever ate Sharizod's rocket
Sharizod blew itself up.
ty: mortal i know what reference you are making
rocktj ate Buprenorphine's rocket
Tom Servo: good u guys here
ty: some guy actually said that
D: well they say maybe on the other side of a black hole might nbe a 'white hole'
rocktj almost dodged Buprenorphine's rocket
D: so there
WazzaWazza disconnected
Sharizod was disintegrated by Buprenorphine's BFG blast
rocktj does a back flip into the lava.
Tom Servo: lol
rocktj: =)
rocktj: lol
Sharizod couldn't hide from BastardBovine's BFG
]as long as it's not a glory hole
mir^mortal: as long as it's not a glory hole
]lol
mir^mortal: lol
BastardBovine ate whoever's rocket
D: xD
Sharizod was disintegrated by rocktj's BFG blast
Diable ate macho Grande's rocket
BastardBovine does a back flip into the lava.
2d.sick: ok i need to sleep
]shit
mir^mortal: shit
whoever almost dodged Sharizod's rocket
Tom Servo: if it fits why complain?
ty: this black guy at some sort of conference actually asked why they are called black holes
2d.sick: i will investigate hurricanes more
BastardBovine caught rocktj's handgrenade
2d.sick: ggz
]D, how do I save this chat again? )
mir^mortal: D, how do I save this chat again? )
ty ate Sharizod's rocket
2d.sick disconnected
ty: ok 2d that should keep you busy
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
Buprenorphine caught rocktj's handgrenade
]2d I am waiting for a report!
mir^mortal: 2d I am waiting for a report!
D: its condump mortalchat1
D: in console
]condump mortalchat2
Dumped console text to ./baseq2/condumps/mortalchat2.txt.
Sharizod couldn't hide from Buprenorphine's BFG
rocktj ate whoever's rocket
]got it!
mir^mortal: got it!
ty: mortalchianti?
]
mir^mortal:
D:
Diable disconnected
whoever was disintegrated by rocktj's BFG blast
]see Diable left
mir^mortal: see Diable left
MojoJojo: he truly went to ivestigate glory holes
D: lol
]he couldn't stand the impurity of nature
mir^mortal: he couldn't stand the impurity of nature
Buprenorphine was railed by Sharizod
rocktj was railed by BastardBovine
ty was railed by BastardBovine
rocktj couldn't hide from macho Grande's BFG
ty was disintegrated by macho Grande's BFG blast
BastardBovine almost dodged whoever's rocket
]the immoral of the base of understanding of the existence
mir^mortal: the immoral of the base of understanding of the existence
rocktj was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
Tom Servo: can u stop talking about holes
D:
Buprenorphine couldn't hide from ty's BFG
]NO!
mir^mortal: NO!
BastardBovine does a back flip into the lava.
ty: tom is getting hot
]i like holes!
mir^mortal: i like holes!
BastardBovine: Mooo
whoever was railed by Sharizod
D: donut holes
mir^mortal was machinegunned by Buprenorphine
]i love em!
mir^mortal: i love em!
Tom Servo: ugh
ty should have used a smaller gun.
Sharizod: tggz
Sharizod disconnected
Tom Servo: lol
]donat holes are cold
mir^mortal: donat holes are cold
]
mir^mortal:
whoever was cut in half by rocktj's chaingun
ty was railed by Buprenorphine
]donut
mir^mortal: donut
]dammit
mir^mortal: dammit
MojoJojo: somehow I remembered American Pie
]apple
mir^mortal: apple
D:
Tom Servo: american pie
BastardBovine saw the pretty lights from ty's BFG
rocktj couldn't hide from ty's BFG
Buprenorphine couldn't hide from ty's BFG
Tom Servo: apple pie
]APPLE!
mir^mortal: APPLE!
Buprenorphine was cut in half by ty's chaingun
Tom Servo: yes
ty was cut in half by rocktj's chaingun
]for the glory of APPLES!
mir^mortal: for the glory of APPLES!
Tom Servo: warm apple pie
ty: has anyone tried to microwave a steak and fuck it
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
]stand comrades!
mir^mortal: stand comrades!
rocktj couldn't hide from macho Grande's BFG
ty: i've heard that its pretty close to the real thing
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
]i didn't but i like the idea
mir^mortal: i didn't but i like the idea
ty: ...you know, to fucking a real cow
Tom Servo: your wierd
ty: thx
D: ...
whoever should have used a smaller gun.
BastardBovine couldn't hide from whoever's BFG
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
]condump mortalchat3
Dumped console text to ./baseq2/condumps/mortalchat3.txt.
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
BastardBovine was railed by Buprenorphine
Tom Servo: bob
D: :\
]i am saving this whole chat parts by parts lol
mir^mortal: i am saving this whole chat parts by parts lol
Tom Servo: lol
rocktj was disintegrated by whoever's BFG blast
ty was railed by Buprenorphine
BastardBovine was railed by Buprenorphine
rocktj was disintegrated by macho Grande's BFG blast
Tom Servo: i hope u do
Tom Servo: and im bi
ty: how about taking out the insides of a banana and masturbating with a banana skin
Tom Servo: i like men sometimes
ty: after you warm it in water ofc
rocktj was disintegrated by whoever's BFG blast
D: lol
BastardBovine was railed by Buprenorphine
]what do you collegues have to say about anal sexual intercourse?
mir^mortal: what do you collegues have to say about anal sexual intercourse?
Tom Servo: lol
rocktj was cut in half by Buprenorphine's chaingun
ty: that's supposed to be pretty good too
ty: er i heeard
ty: heard
D: man u guys are fcked up
rocktj was cut in half by Buprenorphine's chaingun
]i tried it!
mir^mortal: i tried it!
Tom Servo: well
Buprenorphine almost dodged whoever's rocket
ty: yeah, was it good?
BastardBovine ate whoever's rocket
Tom Servo: this is what u get D, slow midnight jams
]that's just like tornade going inside a blackhole
mir^mortal: that's just like tornade going inside a blackhole
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
D: xD
rocktj ate whoever's rocket
D: lol mortal
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
Tom Servo: yes i am bi
ty: you know what i'm just going to get a fleshlight
Tom Servo: i like ty
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
ty: seems a lot easier than microwaving steaks just to get off
]reality sometimes is scary but it's always acceptable
mir^mortal: reality sometimes is scary but it's always acceptable
Tom Servo: ty is handsome
mong entered the game
]why microwaving
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
mir^mortal: why microwaving
Buprenorphine almost dodged whoever's rocket
]why not raw?
mir^mortal: why not raw?
mir^mortal: )
Tom Servo: not more handsome than mong
ty was cut in half by Buprenorphine's chaingun
ty: no you don't want to fuck a raw steak
rocktj was railed by BastardBovine
Tom Servo: ty is really handsome tho
mong was cut in half by Buprenorphine's chaingun
D: lol 2dum was all o'reilly on us, not knowing where tornadoes and hurricanes come from
ty: its supposed to be warm! man don't you know anything about girls
]diseases

[mir^mortal]

mir^mortal: diseases
BastardBovine ate whoever's rocket
rocktj does a back flip into the lava.
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
MojoJojo: warm and juicy
rocktj: =)
rocktj: lol
ty: there you go
]2dum doesn't know shit
mir^mortal: 2dum doesn't know shit
rocktj couldn't hide from BastardBovine's BFG
Buprenorphine almost dodged whoever's rocket
]juice!
mir^mortal: juice!
Buprenorphine ate whoever's rocket
whoever blew itself up.
]there you go, it's all about juice!
mir^mortal: there you go, it's all about juice!
ty: 2d is a certified idiot and that's the last i want to hear about him
MojoJojo: you have to take your steak to dinner
MojoJojo: maybe a movie
rocktj ate Buprenorphine's rocket
MojoJojo: then fuck it
]show that stake what life is!
mir^mortal: show that stake what life is!
ty ate Buprenorphine's rocket
Fraglimit hit.
-------------name---fph---minutes---frags---
    Buprenorphine   243      7.40      30
          whoever   122      7.39      15
           rocktj    65      7.41       8
    BastardBovine    49      7.40       6
     macho Grande    41      7.34       5
Buprenorphine: gg
D: hacs
BastardBovine: Moo!
whoever: weak...

Changing map...
reconnecting (soft)...




The Pits
Auto-recording to ./baseq2/demos/2014-05-17-0140-q2dm5.dm2.
mir^mortal entered the game
anticheat mir^mortal is not using anticheat.
ty entered the game
rocktj entered the game
anticheat rocktj is not using anticheat.
Buprenorphine entered the game
Tom Servo entered the game
anticheat Tom Servo failed 1 file check.
BastardBovine entered the game
anticheat BastardBovine failed 1 file check.
MojoJojo entered the game
anticheat MojoJojo is not using anticheat.
WallFly[BZZZ] entered the game
anticheat WallFly[BZZZ] is exempt from using anticheat.
mong entered the game
D entered the game
anticheat D is not using anticheat.
whoever entered the game
anticheat whoever is not using anticheat.
RocK entered the game
anticheat RocK is not using anticheat.
]condump mortalchat4
Sat May 17 01:46:36 2014
 on server 67.228.69.114:27916, map q2dm6.bsp.
-----------------
mir^mortal: show that stake what life is!
ty ate Buprenorphine's rocket
Fraglimit hit.
-------------name---fph---minutes---frags---
    Buprenorphine   243      7.40      30
          whoever   122      7.39      15
           rocktj    65      7.41       8
    BastardBovine    49      7.40       6
     macho Grande    41      7.34       5
Buprenorphine: gg
D: hacs
BastardBovine: Moo!
whoever: weak...

Changing map...
reconnecting (soft)...




The Pits
Auto-recording to ./baseq2/demos/2014-05-17-0140-q2dm5.dm2.
mir^mortal entered the game
anticheat mir^mortal is not using anticheat.
ty entered the game
rocktj entered the game
anticheat rocktj is not using anticheat.
Buprenorphine entered the game
Tom Servo entered the game
anticheat Tom Servo failed 1 file check.
BastardBovine entered the game
anticheat BastardBovine failed 1 file check.
MojoJojo entered the game
anticheat MojoJojo is not using anticheat.
WallFly[BZZZ] entered the game
anticheat WallFly[BZZZ] is exempt from using anticheat.
mong entered the game
D entered the game
anticheat D is not using anticheat.
whoever entered the game
anticheat whoever is not using anticheat.
RocK entered the game
anticheat RocK is not using anticheat.
]condump mortalchat4
Dumped console text to ./baseq2/condumps/mortalchat4.txt.
macho Grande entered the game
anticheat macho Grande is not using anticheat.
macho Grande was cut in half by Buprenorphine's chaingun
mong: chickens are a good fuck
usage: connect <server>
ty: fuck dinner and a movie, just call up a steak online who charges by the hour
Tom Servo was popped by whoever's grenade
Tom Servo: my kids
]show that steak the love!
BastardBovine ate rocktj's rocket
mir^mortal: show that steak the love!
mong was popped by macho Grande's grenade
couldn't exec cfg/q2dm5.cfg
mir^mortal was popped by macho Grande's grenade
]buy it an icecream
mir^mortal: buy it an icecream
D was railed by BastardBovine
ty was cut in half by Buprenorphine's chaingun
D: pos cow
]usually icecream works
mir^mortal: usually icecream works
rocktj was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
Tom Servo: mong
mong was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
rocktj was shredded by whoever's shrapnel
mong was railed by BastardBovine
]it fucks like a little rabbit afterwards
mir^mortal: it fucks like a little rabbit afterwards
Tom Servo: mong
mong almost dodged Buprenorphine's rocket
]mong is my stereotypical ethnic ghetto-style individual
mir^mortal: mong is my stereotypical ethnic ghetto-style individual
BastardBovine ate Buprenorphine's rocket
mong: ?
Tom Servo: mong hows the twig and berries
D: lol
rocktj almost dodged whoever's rocket
mong: ready for some action
D: why the fck do kiwi's have hair
Tom Servo: lol
ty was cut in half by Buprenorphine's chaingun
]kiwi is nasty
mir^mortal: kiwi is nasty
ty ate rocktj's rocket
D: no i mean the bird
]hairy and nasty]
mir^mortal: hairy and nasty]
BastardBovine was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
]why do men have hair though
mir^mortal: why do men have hair though
]o-O
mir^mortal: o-O
]wtf
mir^mortal: wtf
MojoJojo: its like fruit of the 70s
mong ate rocktj's rocket
rocktj blew itself up.
Tom Servo: kiwis are better at sex than anyone D
Buprenorphine ate macho Grande's rocket
]men is the impurity of nature
mir^mortal: men is the impurity of nature
BastardBovine was squished.
ty: not all man have hair
rocktj almost dodged whoever's rocket
D: lol
ty: eg. master jiau
ty was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
D: sounds like something spawny would say
mong was railed by Buprenorphine
ty: men*
whoever ate rocktj's rocket
Fatal entered the game
anticheat Fatal is not using anticheat.
rocktj almost dodged macho Grande's rocket
ty: lol d, true
Fatal was railed by Buprenorphine
D: im talking about the bird,
D: kiwi
rocktj was cut in half by Buprenorphine's chaingun
D: man ,.. u
mong was railed by whoever
D: u guys arent paying attention lol
Buprenorphine was blown away by Fatal's super shotgun
ty: you are not true defender of girls
BastardBovine ate macho Grande's rocket
]how the fuck we came from black holes to men having hair, oh... wait...
mir^mortal: how the fuck we came from black holes to men having hair, oh... wait...
D: lol
Tom Servo: u gotta have sex with a redman
BastardBovine ate rocktj's rocket
mong: they dont have hair
Tom Servo: to know
Fatal ate rocktj's rocket
Tom Servo: lol
ty: fake assholes
Fatal was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
D: fake blackholes
]fuck fake assholes!
mir^mortal: fuck fake assholes!
Fatal was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
ty: lols
rocktj was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
Fatal: do normal skin bruno
rocktj was railed by whoever
ty was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
]hate those fuckers! I am only for the real assholes
mir^mortal: hate those fuckers! I am only for the real assholes
]preferrably women assholes
mir^mortal: preferrably women assholes
macho Grande was popped by whoever's grenade
]they feel better
mir^mortal: they feel better
macho Grande was railed by BastardBovine
]that's a fact!
mir^mortal: that's a fact!
D: lol
macho Grande ate whoever's rocket
ty: don't go down that path unless you know spawngirl
ty: its not working
ty: you have to talk like her
mong ate macho Grande's rocket
Fatal was cut in half by BastardBovine's chaingun
whoever was cut in half by rocktj's chaingun
whoever ate Buprenorphine's rocket
ty: cowie will die in a horrible fat
whoever ate Buprenorphine's rocket
mong was railed by ty
]cows have a bad life
mir^mortal: cows have a bad life
ty was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
]they are fat, nasty and they die
mir^mortal: they are fat, nasty and they die
BastardBovine was squished.
Fatal was cut in half by Buprenorphine's chaingun
macho Grande almost dodged rocktj's rocket
ty almost dodged Buprenorphine's rocket
]and they don't understand blackholes
mir^mortal: and they don't understand blackholes
Fatal was railed by whoever
]hahahaha
mir^mortal: hahahaha
BastardBovine was popped by ty's grenade
macho Grande was railed by Buprenorphine
Tom Servo: cowie is among us
]actually today
mir^mortal: actually today
Tom Servo: miss cowie
rocktj tripped on its own grenade.
]we had snow in chicago
mir^mortal: we had snow in chicago
macho Grande was railed by Buprenorphine
ty was railed by Buprenorphine
ty ate Fatal's rocket
]may fucken 16
mir^mortal: may fucken 16
]wtf
mir^mortal: wtf
macho Grande was railed by whoever
Tom Servo: bupren u get a job?
rocktj was cut in half by Buprenorphine's chaingun
ty: at least you didn't get shot by a gang banger
Fatal was cut in half by BastardBovine's chaingun
BastardBovine was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
Tom Servo: bupren
mong was popped by macho Grande's grenade
ty was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
]that's happenning on south side
mir^mortal: that's happenning on south side
rocktj was cut in half by Buprenorphine's chaingun
]i am white, i'd get killed there
mir^mortal: i am white, i'd get killed there
Buprenorphine was cut in half by BastardBovine's chaingun
Tom Servo: bob
BastardBovine was popped by ty's grenade
BastardBovine was popped by whoever's grenade
]BOB!
mir^mortal: BOB!
Can O'Woopass entered the game
anticheat Can O'Woopass is not using anticheat.
ty: so you should stay away from the south side
ty was popped by rocktj's grenade
ty: and also the ukraine
BastardBovine was popped by rocktj's grenade
Tom Servo: bob
ty: two places you might get shot
]but I am from Ukraine
mir^mortal: but I am from Ukraine
mong was shredded by macho Grande's shrapnel
]was born there
mir^mortal: was born there
ty: exactly
]1999 came to usa
mir^mortal: 1999 came to usa
macho Grande was railed by whoever
Tom Servo: ty u moron
]it's fun in ukraine right now!
mir^mortal: it's fun in ukraine right now!
Can O'Woopass was railed by rocktj
ty was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
macho Grande was railed by whoever
rocktj ate Buprenorphine's rocket
ty: best decision you ever made mortal
rocktj was railed by whoever
macho Grande was cut in half by Buprenorphine's chaingun
Fraglimit hit.
-------------name---fph---minutes---frags---
    Buprenorphine   306      5.87      30
          whoever   144      5.85      14
           rocktj    92      5.88       9
     macho Grande    82      5.82       8
    BastardBovine    51      5.87       5
Buprenorphine: gg
Can O'Woopass:
whoever: whatever...
Buprenorphine: gg
]that's why
ty: usa is #1
BastardBovine: moo!

Changing map...
reconnecting (soft)...




Lava Tomb
Auto-recording to ./baseq2/demos/2014-05-17-0146-q2dm6.dm2.
mir^mortal entered the game
anticheat mir^mortal is not using anticheat.
Fatal entered the game
anticheat Fatal is not using anticheat.
rocktj entered the game
anticheat rocktj is not using anticheat.
ty entered the game
Tom Servo entered the game
anticheat Tom Servo failed 1 file check.
Buprenorphine entered the game
mong entered the game
WallFly[BZZZ] entered the game
anticheat WallFly[BZZZ] is exempt from using anticheat.
MojoJojo entered the game
anticheat MojoJojo is not using anticheat.
Can O'Woopass entered the game
anticheat Can O'Woopass is not using anticheat.
whoever entered the game
anticheat whoever is not using anticheat.
D entered the game
anticheat D is not using anticheat.
]that's why
mir^mortal: that's why
RocK entered the game
anticheat RocK is not using anticheat.
BastardBovine entered the game
anticheat BastardBovine failed 1 file check.
macho Grande entered the game
anticheat macho Grande is not using anticheat.
macho Grande: whover camper gay !!!
Tom Servo: ty is a moron
Can O'Woopass was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
D was blown away by whoever's super shotgun
macho Grande: whover camper gay !!!
macho Grande: whover camper gay !!!
]i am going to belorussia
mir^mortal: i am going to belorussia
]tomorrow
mir^mortal: tomorrow
mir^mortal ate rocktj's rocket
Can O'Woopass was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
usage: connect <server>
]condump 4
Sat May 17 01:56:09 2014
 on server 67.228.69.114:27916, map q2dm7.bsp.
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]I being to florida
mir^mortal: I being to florida
Can O'Woopass was railed by whoever
Tom Servo: D
Tom Servo: u eating
]and lousiana
mir^mortal: and lousiana
Can O'Woopass was railed by Buprenorphine
Can O'Woopass: Dang!
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
Tom Servo: mong
ty couldn't hide from rocktj's BFG
Tom Servo: bob
]wisconsin is cool, it's like texas in spring
mir^mortal: wisconsin is cool, it's like texas in spring
Tom Servo: i want sex
rocktj was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
Buprenorphine was blown away by mong's super shotgun
ty: there's shit to do in chicago, you have a huge downtown
ty: the loop
Buprenorphine was railed by rocktj
rocktj was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
]i don't like it
mir^mortal: i don't like it
whoever was disintegrated by macho Grande's BFG blast
]fucken clubs
mir^mortal: fucken clubs
rocktj was machinegunned by Buprenorphine
ty caught BastardBovine's handgrenade
BastardBovine tripped on its own grenade.
whoever ate Can O'Woopass's rocket
ty: what do you like doing then
]not my thing
mir^mortal: not my thing
ty: go to a bar and get drunk and go home with someone
macho Grande: camper gay is down !
whoever was machinegunned by Buprenorphine
rocktj almost dodged whoever's rocket
ty: and wake up the next morning and hope its a girl
macho Grande ate Can O'Woopass's rocket
BastardBovine was machinegunned by Buprenorphine
Fraglimit hit.
-------------name---fph---minutes---frags---
    Buprenorphine   367      4.90      30
          whoever   160      4.88      13
    BastardBovine   136      4.85      11
    Can O'Woopass   111      4.88       9
           rocktj   110      4.90       9
]i like signing guitar, getting drunk and fucked up
Buprenorphine: gg
Can O'Woopass: g
whoever: gg?

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reconnecting (soft)...




The Slimy Place (tsmod)
Auto-recording to ./baseq2/demos/2014-05-17-0151-q2dm7.dm2.
mir^mortal entered the game
anticheat mir^mortal is not using anticheat.
rocktj entered the game
anticheat rocktj is not using anticheat.
Fatal entered the game
anticheat Fatal is not using anticheat.
ty entered the game
Buprenorphine entered the game
Tom Servo entered the game
anticheat Tom Servo failed 1 file check.
MojoJojo entered the game
anticheat MojoJojo is not using anticheat.
mong entered the game
WallFly[BZZZ] entered the game
anticheat WallFly[BZZZ] is exempt from using anticheat.
]i like signing guitar, getting drunk and fucked up
mir^mortal: i like signing guitar, getting drunk and fucked up
Can O'Woopass entered the game
anticheat Can O'Woopass is not using anticheat.
whoever entered the game
anticheat whoever is not using anticheat.
ty tried to invade D's personal space
D entered the game
anticheat D is not using anticheat.
macho Grande entered the game
anticheat macho Grande is not using anticheat.
BastardBovine entered the game
anticheat BastardBovine failed 1 file check.
macho Grande: whover camper gay !!!
Fatal disconnected
D ate Buprenorphine's rocket
mir^mortal was blown away by Can O'Woopass's super shotgun
usage: connect <server>
RocK entered the game
anticheat RocK is not using anticheat.
BastardBovine ate Buprenorphine's rocket
rocktj was blown away by Can O'Woopass's super shotgun
rocktj was blown away by Can O'Woopass's super shotgun
Can O'Woopass was melted by BastardBovine's hyperblaster
Can O'Woopass: Dang!
macho Grande almost dodged Buprenorphine's rocket
couldn't exec cfg/q2dm7.cfg
ty: there's nothing better than getting drunk and then walking around a big city
macho Grande was melted by rocktj's hyperblaster
]gotta piss now
mir^mortal: gotta piss now
macho Grande: whover camper gay !!!
ty: have you gotten drunk in the suburbs
BastardBovine was melted by rocktj's hyperblaster
ty: it sucks dick
Tom Servo was blasted by Buprenorphine
]i did a few times
mir^mortal: i did a few times
Can O'Woopass was blown away by rocktj's super shotgun
macho Grande ate mong's rocket
mong blew himself up.
BastardBovine was blown away by rocktj's super shotgun
ty: i've wandered around times square drunk a few times
]cops brought me home lol
mir^mortal: cops brought me home lol
rocktj was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
ty: awesome
BastardBovine ate whoever's rocket
mong ate macho Grande's rocket
rocktj ate Can O'Woopass's rocket
macho Grande almost dodged Can O'Woopass's rocket
Buprenorphine: what are you guys saying!
Can O'Woopass blew itself up.
macho Grande ate whoever's rocket
whoever: oh yea!
rocktj blew itself up.
]in ukraine cops would beat the shit out of me
mir^mortal: in ukraine cops would beat the shit out of me
BastardBovine tripped on its own grenade.
rocktj was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
]in here they just bring me home
mir^mortal: in here they just bring me home
BastardBovine was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
Tom Servo: ty
]brb
mir^mortal: brb
ty: watched this bitch come out of a pub, take a step and go face first down onto the sidewalk
BastardBovine was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
]can't hold it in any longer
mir^mortal: can't hold it in any longer
mong was popped by rocktj's grenade
Tom Servo: im the drunkiness one here
Buprenorphine: LOL
ty: ok man go take a piss then
Buprenorphine ate rocktj's rocket
Buprenorphine: that drunk?
macho Grande was gunned down by BastardBovine
BastardBovine didn't see macho Grande's handgrenade
rocktj blew itself up.
ty ate whoever's rocket
Tom Servo: not too drunk
BastardBovine was melted by Can O'Woopass's hyperblaster
Tom Servo: getting there
Buprenorphine: Imma chill for a min
mong almost dodged whoever's rocket
Buprenorphine: you know that guy diable
Tom Servo: tell me your story
mong was blown away by rocktj's super shotgun
macho Grande ate Can O'Woopass's rocket
Can O'Woopass was popped by BastardBovine's grenade
ty: diable is a dick
rocktj was popped by BastardBovine's grenade
mong was blown away by macho Grande's super shotgun
Tom Servo: diable is my son
Buprenorphine: he says I should not play here
Tom Servo: hes my one
Buprenorphine: and I should leave
macho Grande was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
BastardBovine was blown away by rocktj's super shotgun
ty: yeah he's like that
BastardBovine ate Can O'Woopass's rocket
]yeeeeah
whoever almost dodged macho Grande's rocket
mir^mortal: yeeeeah
ty: just ignore him, he's an idiot
Can O'Woopass ate macho Grande's rocket
macho Grande blew himself up.
]that was awesome
Buprenorphine: wtf
mir^mortal: that was awesome
rocktj almost dodged whoever's rocket
Buprenorphine: I didnt do anything
Buprenorphine: to him
Can O'Woopass was blown away by mong's super shotgun
]your skin sux
mir^mortal: your skin sux
Can O'Woopass almost dodged whoever's rocket
Can O'Woopass: MONG!
Buprenorphine: or anybody
]i fucken hate you
mir^mortal: i fucken hate you
Can O'Woopass caught macho Grande's handgrenade
Tom Servo: please
Tom Servo: dont mind him
ty: diablo = stupid
rocktj was blown away by Can O'Woopass's super shotgun
Buprenorphine: well
whoever was popped by mong's grenade
macho Grande was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
]buprenorphine sucks dick
mir^mortal: buprenorphine sucks dick
Tom Servo: please dont mind him
mong was blown away by whoever's super shotgun
Buprenorphine: wtf did I do
Buprenorphine: im just playing
Can O'Woopass was blown away by macho Grande's super shotgun
rocktj was blown away by mong's super shotgun
mong ate rocktj's rocket
]your skin sucks
mir^mortal: your skin sucks
BastardBovine was popped by whoever's grenade
Tom Servo: tdont mind him too
Buprenorphine: like anyone else
]can't see you
mir^mortal: can't see you
Buprenorphine: aight
Buprenorphine: I will change it
Buprenorphine: you know you can
]be a man
mir^mortal: be a man
]BE A MAN!
mir^mortal: BE A MAN!
macho Grande was blown away by whoever's super shotgun
Buprenorphine: make everybody the same right?
whoever: oh yea!
BastardBovine was melted by rocktj's hyperblaster
rocktj was blown away by whoever's super shotgun
Buprenorphine: type
Tom Servo: bob, and one my friends
]no
mir^mortal: no
Buprenorphine: ..    cl_noskins 1
Buprenorphine: and you wont have to see that bs
]i don't like when everyone is the same
mir^mortal: i don't like when everyone is the same
Can O'Woopass ate macho Grande's rocket
macho Grande was melted by rocktj's hyperblaster
Buprenorphine: I only put it on because other people had it on me
]why choose such gay skin anyways
mir^mortal: why choose such gay skin anyways
whoever was popped by Can O'Woopass's grenade
Buprenorphine: and it pissed me off
BastardBovine was blasted by whoever
]that's a gay response
mir^mortal: that's a gay response
Buprenorphine: np
]fuck other people
mir^mortal: fuck other people
mong was popped by rocktj's grenade
Buprenorphine: I will change it
BastardBovine melted.
mong ate whoever's rocket
rocktj melted.
Buprenorphine: np next time I play
Buprenorphine: I will have reg skin
rocktj ate Can O'Woopass's rocket
]good stuff!
mir^mortal: good stuff!
mong ate Can O'Woopass's rocket
ty: what the fuck
BastardBovine was popped by mong's grenade
Can O'Woopass was shredded by mong's shrapnel
Buprenorphine: thats np
Buprenorphine: sorry about that
ty: don't let other people tell you what skin to wear
mong almost dodged whoever's rocket
whoever ate rocktj's rocket
ty: who gives a shit
]lol
mir^mortal: lol
D: well ima get some rest
mong was melted by BastardBovine's hyperblaster
ty: ok later d
whoever was blown away by Can O'Woopass's super shotgun
D: <3
Buprenorphine: ya
]no!
mir^mortal: no!
Can O'Woopass was melted by BastardBovine's hyperblaster
D: ggs
Buprenorphine: later
rocktj ate macho Grande's rocket
]D be a man!
mir^mortal: D be a man!
D disconnected
]stay!
mir^mortal: stay!
Buprenorphine: I know I can wear whatever
]dammit
mir^mortal: dammit
rocktj was popped by Can O'Woopass's grenade
mong was popped by Can O'Woopass's grenade
Buprenorphine: you know you can type
Can O'Woopass ate whoever's rocket
Can O'Woopass: Dang!
]see what you did bupremorphine
mir^mortal: see what you did bupremorphine
whoever: oh yea!
BastardBovine ate macho Grande's rocket
macho Grande blew himself up.
Buprenorphine: cl_noskins 1
]D left
mir^mortal: D left
BastardBovine caught mong's handgrenade
Buprenorphine: and it all the same skin
]condump7
mir^mortal: condump7
rocktj almost dodged Can O'Woopass's rocket
]condump 7
Sat May 17 01:59:00 2014
 on server 67.228.69.114:27916, map q2dm7.bsp.
-----------------
BastardBovine ate whoever's rocket
mong ate macho Grande's rocket
rocktj ate Can O'Woopass's rocket
macho Grande almost dodged Can O'Woopass's rocket
Buprenorphine: what are you guys saying!
Can O'Woopass blew itself up.
macho Grande ate whoever's rocket
whoever: oh yea!
rocktj blew itself up.
]in ukraine cops would beat the shit out of me
mir^mortal: in ukraine cops would beat the shit out of me
BastardBovine tripped on its own grenade.
rocktj was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
]in here they just bring me home
mir^mortal: in here they just bring me home
BastardBovine was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
Tom Servo: ty
]brb
mir^mortal: brb
ty: watched this bitch come out of a pub, take a step and go face first down onto the sidewalk
BastardBovine was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
]can't hold it in any longer
mir^mortal: can't hold it in any longer
mong was popped by rocktj's grenade
Tom Servo: im the drunkiness one here
Buprenorphine: LOL
ty: ok man go take a piss then
Buprenorphine ate rocktj's rocket
Buprenorphine: that drunk?
macho Grande was gunned down by BastardBovine
BastardBovine didn't see macho Grande's handgrenade
rocktj blew itself up.
ty ate whoever's rocket
Tom Servo: not too drunk
BastardBovine was melted by Can O'Woopass's hyperblaster
Tom Servo: getting there
Buprenorphine: Imma chill for a min
mong almost dodged whoever's rocket
Buprenorphine: you know that guy diable
Tom Servo: tell me your story
mong was blown away by rocktj's super shotgun
macho Grande ate Can O'Woopass's rocket
Can O'Woopass was popped by BastardBovine's grenade
ty: diable is a dick
rocktj was popped by BastardBovine's grenade
mong was blown away by macho Grande's super shotgun
Tom Servo: diable is my son
Buprenorphine: he says I should not play here
Tom Servo: hes my one
Buprenorphine: and I should leave
macho Grande was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
BastardBovine was blown away by rocktj's super shotgun
ty: yeah he's like that
BastardBovine ate Can O'Woopass's rocket
]yeeeeah
whoever almost dodged macho Grande's rocket
mir^mortal: yeeeeah
ty: just ignore him, he's an idiot
Can O'Woopass ate macho Grande's rocket
macho Grande blew himself up.
]that was awesome
Buprenorphine: wtf
mir^mortal: that was awesome
rocktj almost dodged whoever's rocket
Buprenorphine: I didnt do anything
Buprenorphine: to him
Can O'Woopass was blown away by mong's super shotgun
]your skin sux
mir^mortal: your skin sux
Can O'Woopass almost dodged whoever's rocket
Can O'Woopass: MONG!
Buprenorphine: or anybody
]i fucken hate you
mir^mortal: i fucken hate you
Can O'Woopass caught macho Grande's handgrenade
Tom Servo: please
Tom Servo: dont mind him
ty: diablo = stupid
rocktj was blown away by Can O'Woopass's super shotgun
Buprenorphine: well
whoever was popped by mong's grenade
macho Grande was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
]buprenorphine sucks dick
mir^mortal: buprenorphine sucks dick
Tom Servo: please dont mind him
mong was blown away by whoever's super shotgun
Buprenorphine: wtf did I do
Buprenorphine: im just playing
Can O'Woopass was blown away by macho Grande's super shotgun
rocktj was blown away by mong's super shotgun
mong ate rocktj's rocket
]your skin sucks
mir^mortal: your skin sucks
BastardBovine was popped by whoever's grenade
Tom Servo: tdont mind him too
Buprenorphine: like anyone else
]can't see you
mir^mortal: can't see you
Buprenorphine: aight
Buprenorphine: I will change it
Buprenorphine: you know you can
]be a man
mir^mortal: be a man
]BE A MAN!
mir^mortal: BE A MAN!
macho Grande was blown away by whoever's super shotgun
Buprenorphine: make everybody the same right?
whoever: oh yea!
BastardBovine was melted by rocktj's hyperblaster
rocktj was blown away by whoever's super shotgun
Buprenorphine: type
Tom Servo: bob, and one my friends
]no
mir^mortal: no
Buprenorphine: ..    cl_noskins 1
Buprenorphine: and you wont have to see that bs
]i don't like when everyone is the same
mir^mortal: i don't like when everyone is the same
Can O'Woopass ate macho Grande's rocket
macho Grande was melted by rocktj's hyperblaster
Buprenorphine: I only put it on because other people had it on me
]why choose such gay skin anyways
mir^mortal: why choose such gay skin anyways
whoever was popped by Can O'Woopass's grenade
Buprenorphine: and it pissed me off
BastardBovine was blasted by whoever
]that's a gay response
mir^mortal: that's a gay response
Buprenorphine: np
]fuck other people
mir^mortal: fuck other people
mong was popped by rocktj's grenade
Buprenorphine: I will change it
BastardBovine melted.
mong ate whoever's rocket
rocktj melted.
Buprenorphine: np next time I play
Buprenorphine: I will have reg skin
rocktj ate Can O'Woopass's rocket
]good stuff!
mir^mortal: good stuff!
mong ate Can O'Woopass's rocket
ty: what the fuck
BastardBovine was popped by mong's grenade
Can O'Woopass was shredded by mong's shrapnel
Buprenorphine: thats np
Buprenorphine: sorry about that
ty: don't let other people tell you what skin to wear
mong almost dodged whoever's rocket
whoever ate rocktj's rocket
ty: who gives a shit
]lol
mir^mortal: lol
D: well ima get some rest
mong was melted by BastardBovine's hyperblaster
ty: ok later d
whoever was blown away by Can O'Woopass's super shotgun
D: <3
Buprenorphine: ya
]no!
mir^mortal: no!
Can O'Woopass was melted by BastardBovine's hyperblaster
D: ggs
Buprenorphine: later
rocktj ate macho Grande's rocket
]D be a man!
mir^mortal: D be a man!
D disconnected
]stay!
mir^mortal: stay!
Buprenorphine: I know I can wear whatever
]dammit
mir^mortal: dammit
rocktj was popped by Can O'Woopass's grenade
mong was popped by Can O'Woopass's grenade
Buprenorphine: you know you can type
Can O'Woopass ate whoever's rocket
Can O'Woopass: Dang!
]see what you did bupremorphine
mir^mortal: see what you did bupremorphine
whoever: oh yea!
BastardBovine ate macho Grande's rocket
macho Grande blew himself up.
Buprenorphine: cl_noskins 1
]D left
mir^mortal: D left
BastardBovine caught mong's handgrenade
Buprenorphine: and it all the same skin
]condump7
mir^mortal: condump7
rocktj almost dodged Can O'Woopass's rocket
]condump 7
Dumped console text to ./baseq2/condumps/7.txt.
BastardBovine almost dodged whoever's rocket
Buprenorphine: you know that?
]lol
mir^mortal: lol
MojoJojo: just play naked man
mong was gunned down by BastardBovine
ty: tasty is an experiment in total anarchy
Can O'Woopass ate macho Grande's rocket
]take your cloth off!
mir^mortal: take your cloth off!
Tom Servo: D left me...
]be a man!
mir^mortal: be a man!
mong ate rocktj's rocket
Buprenorphine: LOL
]Tom ((((
ty: we're trying to determine if its a viable social platform
mir^mortal: Tom ((((
BastardBovine was shredded by whoever's shrapnel
macho Grande was shredded by whoever's shrapnel
whoever: oh yea!
Tom Servo: Ty i thought we were getting our relation better
Buprenorphine: lol
macho Grande was shredded by mong's shrapnel
]sociallism!
mir^mortal: sociallism!
BastardBovine was popped by whoever's grenade
Buprenorphine: tom how old are you?
whoever was blown away by rocktj's super shotgun
]34
mir^mortal: 34
macho Grande was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
mong was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
BastardBovine ate mong's rocket
rocktj tripped on its own grenade.
Can O'Woopass almost dodged whoever's rocket
Tom Servo: what mir
ty: he's in his 30s but his liver is 65
Buprenorphine: im 29
]did i guess right?
mir^mortal: did i guess right?
whoever: dang
Tom Servo: dont understand
BastardBovine was melted by mong's hyperblaster
mong was melted by Can O'Woopass's hyperblaster
whoever ate rocktj's rocket
rocktj blew itself up.
macho Grande almost dodged rocktj's rocket
]i am getting 28 in 2 days
mir^mortal: i am getting 28 in 2 days
rocktj was melted by macho Grande's hyperblaster
whoever almost dodged rocktj's rocket
Buprenorphine: you like to drink tom
]sunday my birthday!
mir^mortal: sunday my birthday!
whoever was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
Can O'Woopass almost dodged mong's rocket
ty: tom's liver is 96 in alcohol years
]i already started drinking
mir^mortal: i already started drinking
Buprenorphine: happy b day
Tom Servo: mir if u wanna marry me just ask me.
]thanks
mir^mortal: thanks
macho Grande almost dodged rocktj's rocket
ty: its already surpassed what a normal liver is supposed to endure
whoever: macho grande...nacho poquito
Can O'Woopass ate rocktj's rocket
Buprenorphine: mir is a woman lol?
]i don't like to marry people
mir^mortal: i don't like to marry people
macho Grande was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
mong was melted by rocktj's hyperblaster
whoever ate rocktj's rocket
rocktj blew itself up.
Can O'Woopass blew itself up.
Buprenorphine: lol tom
ty: who's having a birthday
Buprenorphine: you drinkin mon
ty: i can't follow this conversation
BastardBovine almost dodged rocktj's rocket
]no, fortunately i am not a woman lol
mir^mortal: no, fortunately i am not a woman lol
Can O'Woopass ate rocktj's rocket
rocktj blew itself up.
Can O'Woopass almost dodged macho Grande's rocket
Buprenorphine: ty
Tom Servo: well just say so
rocktj ate macho Grande's rocket
Can O'Woopass almost dodged macho Grande's rocket
Buprenorphine: pay attention son
BastardBovine was blown away by macho Grande's super shotgun
macho Grande almost dodged whoever's rocket
Can O'Woopass ate whoever's rocket
ty: i can't, i took an ambien
]can Tom be a woman name?
mir^mortal: can Tom be a woman name?
Tom Servo: i wanna marry
ty: have to get to sleep soon
macho Grande almost dodged whoever's rocket
Buprenorphine: im on bup
ty: it makes it hard to concentrate on shit
BastardBovine almost dodged rocktj's rocket
Can O'Woopass ate macho Grande's rocket
macho Grande blew himself up.
Tom Servo: i can be a woman if u want
Buprenorphine: well ya
whoever was blown away by rocktj's super shotgun
]no shit, is everybody even playing still?
mir^mortal: no shit, is everybody even playing still?
Buprenorphine: thats what it suppost to do
Buprenorphine: im not
]that's like everybody just started cahtting
rocktj was melted by Can O'Woopass's hyperblaster
mir^mortal: that's like everybody just started cahtting
macho Grande was melted by Can O'Woopass's hyperblaster
mong ate whoever's rocket
whoever blew itself up.
Buprenorphine: ya
]rare shit in q2 these days
mir^mortal: rare shit in q2 these days
]condump 9
Sat May 17 02:08:09 2014
 on server 67.228.69.114:27916, map q2dm8.bsp.
-----------------
ty: did you beat my score yet
rocktj ate macho Grande's rocket
]damn this chat rolls too fast
mir^mortal: damn this chat rolls too fast
Buprenorphine: all tdm know me
BastardBovine melted.
whoever was blown away by Can O'Woopass's super shotgun
Tom Servo: returning old player
mong ate macho Grande's rocket
Can O'Woopass was melted by whoever's hyperblaster
mong melted.
ty: you know i was going to talk to quadz about that
whoever: oh yea!
macho Grande was shredded by BastardBovine's shrapnel
whoever almost dodged rocktj's rocket
ty: about having the server scores
ty: displayed as html tables
mong was popped by macho Grande's grenade
macho Grande ate mong's rocket
ty: that you can search
Buprenorphine: ya
macho Grande melted.
Can O'Woopass almost dodged rocktj's rocket
ty: i made a prototype of that years ago
Buprenorphine: Im trying to get frags
ty: but never developed it any further
Buprenorphine: ya
Buprenorphine: that would be awesome
whoever was melted by macho Grande's hyperblaster
Buprenorphine: you know that
rocktj caught mong's handgrenade
mong tripped on his own grenade.
ty: instead of text logs you'd be able to view them like, say, bf3
macho Grande was blown away by Can O'Woopass's super shotgun
]i am definitely throwing in another donation after today's chat!
mir^mortal: i am definitely throwing in another donation after today's chat!
Buprenorphine: I have 2000 frags
BastardBovine was blown away by Can O'Woopass's super shotgun
macho Grande ate rocktj's rocket
whoever ate rocktj's rocket
Fraglimit hit.
-------------name---fph---minutes---frags---
           rocktj   188      9.58      30
          whoever   157      9.56      25
    Can O'Woopass   144      9.56      23
     macho Grande   120      9.52      19
    BastardBovine    88      9.51      14
]that's some awesome shit
Can O'Woopass: g
whoever: gg
Buprenorphine: on a name buprenorphine

Changing map...
reconnecting (soft)...




WareHouse
Auto-recording to ./baseq2/demos/2014-05-17-0201-q2dm8.dm2.
mir^mortal entered the game
anticheat mir^mortal is not using anticheat.
rocktj entered the game
anticheat rocktj is not using anticheat.
BastardBovine entered the game
anticheat BastardBovine failed 1 file check.
Buprenorphine entered the game
ty entered the game
Tom Servo entered the game
anticheat Tom Servo failed 1 file check.
]that's some awesome shit
MojoJojo entered the game
anticheat MojoJojo is not using anticheat.
mir^mortal: that's some awesome shit
rocktj tried to invade mong's personal space
mong entered the game
WallFly[BZZZ] entered the game
anticheat WallFly[BZZZ] is exempt from using anticheat.
mong tried to invade Can O'Woopass's personal space
Can O'Woopass entered the game
anticheat Can O'Woopass is not using anticheat.
BastardBovine tried to invade whoever's personal space
whoever entered the game
anticheat whoever is not using anticheat.
Can O'Woopass tried to invade rocktj's personal space
Tom Servo: i dont like u guys talking too much
ty tried to invade BastardBovine's personal space
mir^mortal tried to invade Can O'Woopass's personal space
macho Grande entered the game
anticheat macho Grande is not using anticheat.
RocK entered the game
anticheat RocK is not using anticheat.
Buprenorphine: ty
macho Grande: gg
Tom Servo was machinegunned by Can O'Woopass
Buprenorphine: i mispelled my name
usage: connect <server>
macho Grande: gg
macho Grande: whover camper gay !!!
macho Grande was machinegunned by Can O'Woopass
whoever was railed by rocktj
Buprenorphine: with lower case first letter
]aren't you BI?
mir^mortal: aren't you BI?
couldn't exec cfg/q2dm8.cfg
]BI should like talking a lot
mir^mortal: BI should like talking a lot
Buprenorphine: and I got 2000 frags with that
mong was melted by whoever's hyperblaster
]that's a fact
mir^mortal: that's a fact
Buprenorphine: i was so pissed
BastardBovine was railed by rocktj
]are you bi?
mir^mortal: are you bi?
rocktj was railed by Can O'Woopass
Tom Servo: i am
Buprenorphine: not me
Can O'Woopass ate BastardBovine's rocket
Buprenorphine: I like women
BastardBovine was railed by rocktj
Tom Servo: me too
Buprenorphine: lol
]i am about to give up this shit soon, already starting to fall asleep
mir^mortal: i am about to give up this shit soon, already starting to fall asleep
mong was cut in half by macho Grande's chaingun
rocktj ate Can O'Woopass's rocket
Buprenorphine: why!
]that's some hard to swallow shit
mir^mortal: that's some hard to swallow shit
]swallow lol
mir^mortal: swallow lol
Buprenorphine: lol
Tom Servo: lol
]a lot of information flowing
mir^mortal: a lot of information flowing
macho Grande was railed by BastardBovine
Tom Servo: dont swallow
rocktj was railed by BastardBovine
BastardBovine didn't see rocktj's handgrenade
]spit?
mir^mortal: spit?
Buprenorphine: ty you there?
]spitting out is boring
mir^mortal: spitting out is boring
rocktj couldn't hide from whoever's BFG
ty: yeah sorry i was getting another perrier
rocktj was disintegrated by whoever's BFG blast
]ty is sniffing another lane
mir^mortal: ty is sniffing another lane
ty: i drink alot of water when i'm on ambien
Buprenorphine: lol
ty: i know you misspelled your name
Tom Servo: i want cock
rocktj couldn't hide from whoever's BFG
Can O'Woopass couldn't hide from whoever's BFG
MojoJojo: wow
BastardBovine saw the pretty lights from macho Grande's BFG
]Tom o-O
mir^mortal: Tom o-O
MojoJojo: nice bush on Cinemax
Tom Servo: mojojo
whoever ate rocktj's rocket
Buprenorphine: thats sucks i did that though
Tom Servo: i want big penis
rocktj saw the pretty lights from mong's BFG
ty was blasted by whoever
macho Grande couldn't hide from mong's BFG
Buprenorphine: tom your really BI
]don't you like small ones?
mir^mortal: don't you like small ones?
ty: the tasty frag logs needs to be updated so that people will give a shit about them
rocktj was railed by BastardBovine
whoever was railed by rocktj
Tom Servo: only when drunk
Buprenorphine: ya
ty: imagine if on the front page of tasty
Buprenorphine: agreed
ty: it said like
Buprenorphine: that would be cool
ty: the top five players of the month for the top 5 most popular servers
rocktj was railed by Can O'Woopass
macho Grande was cut in half by Buprenorphine's chaingun
BastardBovine saw the pretty lights from mong's BFG
Tom Servo: if ur brad pitt yes im bi
ty: like right on the front page when you go to tasty.com your name was there
ty: wouldn't that be an incentive to play more
]i am brad pitt
mir^mortal: i am brad pitt
Buprenorphine: YES
Buprenorphine: for sure
]but ain't gay
mir^mortal: but ain't gay
Tom Servo: ok
]
mir^mortal:
Buprenorphine: why dont they do that?
Tom Servo: come here
rocktj was railed by Can O'Woopass
Buprenorphine: maybe I can talk to quadz about it
ty: i don't know, quadz is busy
whoever was railed by mong
BastardBovine couldn't hide from whoever's BFG
]no, I just like fucking girls
mir^mortal: no, I just like fucking girls
ty: one does not question his motivations
whoever was machinegunned by macho Grande
Buprenorphine: I talked to him yesterday
rocktj was railed by Can O'Woopass
]motivations!
mir^mortal: motivations!
rocktj: lol
Can O'Woopass: lol
Buprenorphine: ty
Buprenorphine: do you snort
Buprenorphine: he ambian
Buprenorphine: the
]snorting is gay
mir^mortal: snorting is gay
Can O'Woopass was railed by BastardBovine
ty: no and i only took a half
rocktj was railed by BastardBovine
]and fun
mir^mortal: and fun
Buprenorphine: oh I never liked that stuff
Tom Servo: i love u ty
ty: my doctor said to take half as long as it keeps working
]i do
Buprenorphine: I like opiates
mir^mortal: i do
Can O'Woopass was railed by BastardBovine
BastardBovine was disintegrated by mong's BFG blast
Tom Servo: thank u for saving me
ty was cut in half by macho Grande's chaingun
Tom Servo: im drunk
whoever almost dodged Can O'Woopass's rocket
Buprenorphine: I have a doctor too
whoever: dang
ty: sounds like you're not saved tom
]snorting is entertaining
mir^mortal: snorting is entertaining
Buprenorphine was cut in half by macho Grande's chaingun
Can O'Woopass was railed by rocktj
Tom Servo: im drunk
Buprenorphine: lol
Buprenorphine: tom
Tom Servo: as always
Buprenorphine: I wish I was
BastardBovine was disintegrated by macho Grande's BFG blast
Can O'Woopass couldn't hide from macho Grande's BFG
BastardBovine couldn't hide from whoever's BFG
rocktj couldn't hide from whoever's BFG
Buprenorphine: im bored
rocktj was railed by whoever
Can O'Woopass was railed by whoever
]i am drunk as well
mir^mortal: i am drunk as well
ty couldn't hide from mong's BFG
Buprenorphine: but I guess some people dont want me too
Tom Servo: good to know u
Can O'Woopass was disintegrated by mong's BFG blast
]that's kinda normal
mir^mortal: that's kinda normal
]that's acceptable!
mir^mortal: that's acceptable!
Buprenorphine: how bout a ciggerettte
rocktj caught Can O'Woopass's handgrenade
whoever couldn't hide from mong's BFG
Buprenorphine: who smokes
]i smoke rite here
mir^mortal: i smoke rite here
rocktj caught Can O'Woopass's handgrenade
mong saw the pretty lights from macho Grande's BFG
Tom Servo: bupren
ty: i haven't smoked in a few months
]in my offic eroom
mir^mortal: in my offic eroom
]smoking feels awesome!
mir^mortal: smoking feels awesome!
mong was railed by BastardBovine
ty: when i did it was american spirit though
ty was disintegrated by macho Grande's BFG blast
Can O'Woopass almost dodged whoever's rocket
whoever: oh yea!
]i roll my own
mir^mortal: i roll my own
rocktj was disintegrated by macho Grande's BFG blast
Buprenorphine: the yellow one ty?
ty: it raises my blood pressure and makes me feel like shit
ty: yeah the yellow one
rocktj was disintegrated by macho Grande's BFG blast
Buprenorphine: haha
mong was railed by BastardBovine
Buprenorphine: I hate smoking them
mong was disintegrated by macho Grande's BFG blast
ty: tried the blacks once, they're strong as fuck
Buprenorphine: but I cant stop
BastardBovine saw the pretty lights from whoever's BFG
mong saw the pretty lights from whoever's BFG
whoever should have used a smaller gun.
Buprenorphine: the black ones are the stronger ones?
Can O'Woopass ate rocktj's rocket
BastardBovine ate rocktj's rocket
Buprenorphine: I could never figure that out
MojoJojo: Thats what she said...
ty: yep, they're insanely strong
rocktj ate Can O'Woopass's rocket
Buprenorphine: good to know
Can O'Woopass was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
]that's what he said...
mir^mortal: that's what he said...
ty: if i remember right
Can O'Woopass ate BastardBovine's rocket
ty: the regular one is the orange?
]condump 10

[mir^mortal]

 

[adz1La]

you seriously expect someone to read through that non filtered bullshit?

[bluemeanies]

Time is a flat circle...

[haunted]

I read the first 5% and couldn't stomach anymore. 2d claiming to be a genius and thinks that hurricanes are the key to understanding the universe/galaxies.

A hurricane is just a massive low pressure and rotates due to the coriolis effect. Is a toilet flushing the key to understanding the universe too?

[2d]

 


the hurricane and the universe are connected!

[fdrjk]

what the fuck kind of shallow high school astronomy 101 hippie bullshit is this?

[RyU]

Honestly are you guys retarded lol that had to be saved ?

[|iR|Focalor]

Is a toilet flushing the key to understanding the universe too?

We're Americans. We don't need to understand the universe. We just need to run it.

[yahoo]

TLDR
Ill just have take your words if you say so.

[|iR|Focalor]

Is a toilet flushing the key to understanding the universe too?

We're Americans. We don't need to understand the universe. We just need to run it.

I had an alternate reply to that. It was:
Everybody knows that Scientology is the only key to understanding the universe.

[haunted]

Haha

[Sgt. Dick]

I read the text from the first map and then said  my eyes hurt and quit.