Pick a movie, remove one letter, and give a brief description

[soh]

In the gag reel... he actually gags

(In reality though, Razor is too much. Quake 2 wouldn't be anything without cheaters like him for me to rail )

[peewee_RotA]

Analyze Hat -
Francis Ford Coppola's 9 hour epic film about Thomas29 smoking himself retarded and then talking about his favorite beanie hat for the next 8 hours and 52 minutes. Was released as a documentary, but was shortly thereafter filed under "horror" due to the large numbers of moviegoers who killed themselves after the first 30 minutes of the movie.

Black Ran -
A documentary by Michael Moore about the 2008 Barrack Obama election campaign.

A Man Part -
An adventure film about Razor's quest to find a gay lover in Sweden. WARNING! SPOILER ALERT! In the end, he copies someone elses color aimbot program, uploads it to a robotic sex doll with an oversized black pneumatic dildo attachment, paints his butthole bright green, and tells it only to target on the color... you guessed it,... green.

 


Asablanca

A Moroccan porn featuring only white women.

[soh]

"Peewee, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful Porn flick."

 

[peewee_RotA]

Super ma

Martin Lawrence reprises his role of Hattie Mae for his secret identity after being subjected to a near fatal dose of radiation which increases his strength, speed, and ability to make crappy movies to superhuman levels.


The Good, The Bad, and the Gly

The entire cast of Glee are lined up along the streets of a dusty old desert trail and shot at high noon. Clint Eastwood swears revenge  hunting and killing anyone involved in writing, filming, funding, advertising, or in any way helping that show get made.


Pawn

A former grand master chess player returns from the dead to act as the devil's foot soldier against chess playing computers. The tortured soul breaks his chains of servitude and roams the earth looking for an answer to life's most important question: "Why can you buy an entire chess set at a pawn shop?"