Close Range Game Finally Released

[DeanRW]

The Most Anticipated Shooter Game of the Last Decade

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/hot_new_video_game_consists

 

[peewee_RotA]

"A new cure for crying children... smothering"
 

[Chocobo Joe]

Has anyone checked out the playable demo? It's so stimulating for the mind 

[[BTF] Reflex]

I heard an aimbot is already out for it 

[|iR|Focalor]

I heard an aimbot is already out for it 

I torrented it 3 months before it's official release. I've designed a mod for it where you can shoot Nancy Pelosi in the face repeatedly. There are no levels or anything, you simply shoot her in the face over and over. And it never gets boring.

[peewee_RotA]

I torrented it 3 months before it's official release. I've designed a mod for it where you can shoot Nancy Pelosi in the face repeatedly. There are no levels or anything, you simply shoot her in the face over and over. And it never gets boring.

Very true, but you could get the same game with added educational value by cycling through all of congress and listing their names.

[DeanRW]

Has anyone checked out the playable demo? It's so stimulating for the mind 

I just played it. I never noticed it before. 

[|iR|Focalor]

I torrented it 3 months before it's official release. I've designed a mod for it where you can shoot Nancy Pelosi in the face repeatedly. There are no levels or anything, you simply shoot her in the face over and over. And it never gets boring.

Very true, but you could get the same game with added educational value by cycling through all of congress and listing their names.

Well as long as in addition to listing their name, it lists some of the stupid fucking pork barrel bullshit they said YAY to. After all, I wanna know WHY I'm blowing their brains across the senate floor. Some of them I'd pop with a 22 in the eye socket, others I'd aim for the mouth with a 50 caliber desert eagle and not stop firing until the clip was empty.

[Chocobo Joe]

Don't forget to play demo, for those of you who don't want the whole real deal:
http://www.closerangegame.com/close_range.html

[[BTF]Jehar]

I torrented it 3 months before it's official release. I've designed a mod for it where you can shoot Nancy Pelosi in the face repeatedly. There are no levels or anything, you simply shoot her in the face over and over. And it never gets boring.

Very true, but you could get the same game with added educational value by cycling through all of congress and listing their names.

Well as long as in addition to listing their name, it lists some of the stupid fucking pork barrel bullshit they said YAY to. After all, I wanna know WHY I'm blowing their brains across the senate floor. Some of them I'd pop with a 22 in the eye socket, others I'd aim for the mouth with a 50 caliber desert eagle and not stop firing until the clip was empty.

You know, those actually sound like very viable ideas... this could spawn a whole (or hole) host of educational gib-generating fps'!

[peewee_RotA]

You know, those actually sound like very viable ideas... this could spawn a whole (or hole) host of educational gib-generating fps'!

Or a criminal suit if the Queen mentioned in the Focalor's original concept is "not amused"