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/dev/random / Re: sickest thing u have seen or heard

« on: August 03, 2010, 04:19:38 AM »

 Well, I can't really top anyone's I think. But when I was in high school, I heard this story from my friends. Years back when we were in 8th grade, our school fucked up most of the students schedules. I happened to be in the wrong English class. So, I fought the counselor to switch me to the right course, and it took around 2 weeks to get it fixed. Right after I left the class and went to the right one, around a week later in the old English class that I was in, this kid named Jeffrey(I forget his last name), was eating a Mexican lollipop like so (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iHbz9eurCdo/SJEaC1WdqhI/AAAAAAAAAT8/TB4ymV8vsN8/s320/Food%2B201.jpg). And he had licked off the chili part off of it. So, all that was left was the sweet part to it, which consists of a watermelon like looking candy. Anyway, I don't know why but he decides to shove the lollipop up his ass and he pulls it out, and there's this large turd on it. So, as a joke, he somehow covered it up so that it looked like it was off of the wrapper. And he starts putting it in people's faces and tell's them "Do you want some?" and simultaneously laughs.

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/dev/random / Re: sickest thing u have seen or heard

« on: August 03, 2010, 03:56:06 AM »

Another gruesome, and pretty sad experience I had as well:  Years ago, my step-mom at the time, owned a couple miniature dachshund dogs, and the female got pregnant.  I forget why, but we were keeping her in this little pet carrier (like this one - http://www.petfoods2you.co.uk/userimages/pet_carrier_cayman1.jpg).  I was home alone one day, and while she was inside the carrier, she started acting funny, so I was having a look at what she was up to, and apparently she's giving birth.  She was against the back wall of the little carrier thing, so I couldn't see exactly what she was doing, but it appeared she was eating the afterbirth, etc., which is what dogs normally do.  She seemed to be doing an awful lot of chewing, so I became concerned.  I pulled her away from what she was doing, and realized she was eating the puppy!  The puppy was actually clearly waaaay premature.  It was hairless, and still had completely encased eyes, with no real distinction of eyelids.  So anyway, this little thing is missing the lower half of its body, just below about where the ribcage joins together.  The kicker though, was this thing was still alive!  It was moving it's tiny paws, and opening and closing its mouth, though not making any sound.  I didn't really know what to do.  I just held it for a while, knowing there was no chance it would survive.  Its movements slowed fairly quickly, and I had to dispose of it.  It was a sad sight.

 Somehow, you seemed to illustrate a sharp image in my head with your words. That's sad and disgusting at the same time .

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/dev/random / Re: What games are you playing ?

« on: August 02, 2010, 10:47:15 PM »

Chess Titans on Windows Vista

I still have the CHESSMASTER9000 cd, but I haven't installed it

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Jokes / Re: Funny videos

« on: August 02, 2010, 10:05:32 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKN8k_oyNGA 

I remember doing that in school. When a came up we would always jump up and we would be suspended in the air

Ive never actually -ped my head on the ceiling

I used to do the same. But I can never recall anyone who hit themselves on their head against the ceiling of the bus

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Jokes / Re: Funny videos

« on: August 02, 2010, 09:41:46 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKN8k_oyNGA 

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Jokes / Re: Funny videos

« on: August 02, 2010, 08:01:03 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl1f1-Da0OI

 

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Quake / Re: Why do you do it, quadz?

« on: August 02, 2010, 06:55:30 AM »

So, why do you do it?  I presume Quake 2 is as much of a hobby for you as it is for the majority of the players that have been playing here for these many years.

Indeed, as I like to point out, my reasons are at least somewhat selfish: I need a place to play Q2! 

Does it ever feel like an obligation; insomuch as if the tastyspleen servers suddenly disappeared, the options for online Quake 2 gaming would be severely crippled, especially here in the US, anyway.

There are some months when I wish I could skip a server payment, but other than that 'sall good.


Regards,

quadz

Damn, for the longest time I can remember I dreamt of playing quake 2 multiplayer ever since I bought this game almost 7 years ago. I couldn't find any servers. I was certain for the longest time that no one played quake 2 anymore. I barely started using the internet again that year in 2003. And I wished for the longest time that there would be online servers running. When I found tastyspleen, I couldn't believe it! Now, I take it for granted. Even after all this time, I still consider quake 2 my favorite game. You're like  Anyway, thanks a lot quadz!

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Jokes / Re: funny names

« on: August 02, 2010, 02:10:17 AM »

I almost forgot, I once had a classmate in high school named "Kevin Koondigger" 

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Jokes / Re: funny names

« on: August 02, 2010, 02:08:09 AM »

A long time ago, my older brother was reading college applications to me in his office when he used to work as an admissions officer. And we came across a kid named "Willy Dong". Made me laugh hard.

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/dev/random / Re: Whatcha listening to?

« on: August 01, 2010, 11:13:08 PM »

Apparently this sounds really good if you trip on acid while listening to it. I still like it though 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQduttGOQSE&feature=PlayList&p=BE6F8A2FBCC37EC5&playnext=1&index=80

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/dev/random / Re: Whatcha Streetview look like?

« on: August 01, 2010, 10:02:21 PM »

Before I moved to L.A I used to live in a very quiet suburban neighborhood. It was actually very convenient.

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dm / Re: Elevator trouble

« on: August 01, 2010, 07:05:29 PM »

Thanks Reflex. And, I'll have to do a private server on my own and record how I did it. I just somehow slipped through a hole when I was on the elevator while crouching.

Yeah, I'll try not to break them on purpose VaeVictis

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dm / Elevator trouble

« on: August 01, 2010, 02:15:26 AM »

I was playing in The Frag Pipe a while back. And, I somehow disabled the elevator when I fell through downward into the sky.
This has never happened before until now...