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Quake / Re: q2servers.com server move

« on: December 08, 2016, 10:03:19 PM »

Hey RICH,
Could you re-post the link to Gloom Source code. This one no longer works:

ftp://ftp.planetgloom.com/files/gloom-1.z-source.zip

Whatever you have, I'd greatly appreciate it 

Thanks!

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weapons / Re: Featured exclusive Whale Map, the_watchers !

« on: July 07, 2016, 08:12:40 PM »

He's been abducted by aliens and put in a feeding tank with the rest of the zombies   

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weapons / Re: Featured exclusive Whale Map, the_watchers !

« on: July 07, 2016, 03:46:12 PM »

This looks real cool!
Can't wait to see what you'll come up with next 

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Quake FAQs, HOWTOs, and Articles / Re: How do I make a mod for Quake 2?

« on: October 01, 2015, 09:11:57 AM »

More people should try to make mods   
Here are some more modding resources:

quake2 tutorials http://www.insideqc.com/q2tut/

quake tutorials http://www.quake-1.com/docs/quakesrc.org/

q2 mod sources http://tastyspleen.net/quake/downloads/mods/

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weapons / Re: WallFly broken? Goto and invite not working

« on: April 20, 2015, 01:12:29 PM »

Sick Lawyer:

Lies! Mr. Whale is a conservative with no stock options in Dinosoreass Industries. Furthermore has no dealings with Cyberdyne Systems, Umbrella Corporation or Gayland Yutani.
Does someone else have jurassi-dick-tion in a sore ass? Perhaps you've been watching too many movies while eating brownies from Delicious Plesiosaurus Industries?

 

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L4m3r Demos / Re: Lord Vader

« on: March 25, 2015, 02:08:49 PM »

R1Q2 is fine. It's the whale wod-x mod that sucks.

Maybe it's just you that sucks 

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Quake / Re: Upload Youtube Videos of your Favourite High-Res Texture And Image Replacement

« on: February 08, 2015, 01:37:01 AM »

Maybe this will help:

http://alpha.tastyspleen.net/

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Community Events / Re: Quake 2 Mapping Contest 2015 - hosted by Q2 Cafe

« on: January 24, 2015, 07:14:57 PM »

Awesome!
Hopefully many mappers join to help make this one a Success. It's about time we had some new maps 

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Quake / Re: Gloom linux server

« on: January 24, 2015, 07:13:41 PM »

Anyone know where I can get Source code for Gloom? 

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weapons / Re: New WOD-X original maps!

« on: December 12, 2014, 11:59:41 AM »

Nice.
I always wanted to make maps that I wanted to play, but found the Quark editor to be very frustrating to learn and time consuming so I just gave up.
Some of these look very unique and I can't say there's anything quite like it on other servers, especially the lower ones that look fresh 

Maybe you can post some info how to make stuff like this or explain your workflow.
I guess I'm wondering if anyone can do it, and how easy it would be to get started?

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/dev/random / Re: The Official Ebola Virus Thread

« on: October 17, 2014, 06:53:08 PM »

Going back to ebola

http://patriotupdate.com/2014/10/nation-islam-leader-louis-farrakhan-ebola-manufactured-kill-blacks/

hehe

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/dev/random / Re: The Official Ebola Virus Thread

« on: October 16, 2014, 12:20:00 AM »

Ebola DayZ - Dawn of Extinction Past - The Movie (2015)
Project: Ebola Outbreak  (original title)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4085298

Release date: September 11 2015
Genre: Sci-Fi
Director: Micheal Bay
Starring: Brad Pitt, Mike Myers, Will Ferrell (Mustafa R'dead) and The Neo Decepticons
Guest Starring: Shia LaBeouf as Shlohmo Lester, Scarlett Johansson as Lucy Bowels, Jennifer Lawrence as Lisa Swallow Bird a.k.a. Anita B. Jaynow, and Anne Hathaway as Ivanna Jerkitov

The full script has most likely already been written, but one can only guess where it will lead, either way it will hold you in total suspense.
Storyline: Dr. Evil and Mini-Me have come out retirement, and perfected Weaponized Salty Ebola to unleash Project "Bath Salt" Zombie Apocalypse. They're now holding the world hostage unless their list of demands is met:

1) Buy their vaccine, for 6 Gazillion-Trillion Dollars, get everyone vaccinated, and funnel business to their pharmaceutical conglomerates E. Rex Sean 84 & Sons Ltd.
2) Reduce the population, via Ebola and the vaccine which contains evil salty agents that are also linked to passiveness, "dumbing down", applejack pron addiction, mass sterilization this generation, the past, and the next.
3) Allow for further testing of nano bio weapons on live subjects to maximize potency for future applications, via chem-trails mass aerosolized / nano delivery methods which still need some work. Past excursions by Gaza weapon lab inc. proved lucrative, each war bringing in billions from various investors, allowing for unrestricted testing on unsuspecting civilians of new exotic weapons, including white phosphorus candles, tungsten powder dimes, silver pennies, x-37b sub space multipurpose deceptors, smut satellites, pink lasers, and remote controlled predator drone sharks.
4) To expand Africa-Com operations in order to disrupt ele'phant migrations and restrict movement of other resource hungry communists in the region, mainly China.
5) To be able to detain, and quarantine anyone on false pretext that they are showing symptoms, i.e. flu, purposefully putting them in pens with other sick primates.
6) To dehumanize, dehumanize, dehumanize, and justify shooting anything suspicious on sight like zombies, if need be, to "contain" the spread.
7) Hold a fresh UN Summit on Global Warming. Pedestrians in Iqaluit are still being pestered by polar bears panhandling for spare ice.
8 ) To make everyone afraid  so they only care about their own safety, and not the suffering of others in other parts of the world, i.e genocides going on of Kurds, Christians and others by Isis boogie men.
9 ) Tune and amplify TV / radio disinfo via Haarpie / Moon signal,  and distract from other events that are going on, like: global economic collapse, increased military expenditures, proxy wars in Syria, Ukraine, and soon: Etchisketchistan, Iran, Russia and China. (Hong Kong just witnessed phase one of waterproof umbrella color revolution that made Umbrella Corporation proud. Phase two of destabilization will commence with activation of NPO sleeper agents Kim Jong-un, Dennis Rodman and cross dressing all star clown posse)

Conclusion: Austin the International man of mystery must join Has'barak Internet Defense League to save the day.