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Jokes / Re: JOKES

« on: December 12, 2012, 04:19:40 PM »

- What does it mean when a dude is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
- You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

- A man with the IQ of 50 is called?
- Talented

The last one is awful.. but funny to

- Whats the difference between men and HIV?
- HIV progresses

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tastyspleen.net / Re: tastyspleen TO-DO list

« on: December 14, 2011, 05:24:26 PM »

Heyo! Is it possible for the guru to make the servers not load big maps when few players on? 

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/dev/random / Re: The last movie you saw....

« on: December 12, 2011, 02:05:58 PM »

Lapland Odessy  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1454505/
A comedy about Janne, a man from Lapland in Northern Finland, a man who has made a career out of living on welfare. Inari, his girlfriend, is tired of Janne's incapability of getting a grip on life. Janne wasn't even able to buy a digital TV box that Inari had given money for. Inari gives an ultimatum: a digital box needs to arrive by dawn or she leaves. Janne sets out into the night with his two friends to find a box. On their way to the city of Rovaniemi, Janne and his friends face many challenges, obstacles and temptations. They learn that they need to be daring. There's no room to give into bitterness. The most important thing isn't success, but rather the journey in itself.

This is a Finnish comedy and I loved that they kept the language native and didn't try to go "global" (sorry but Finnish people tend to speak English bad).
The plot seems silly when you first hear about it... but don't be lured! I usually find this genre over-acted/done/silly (in the Adam Sandler way) but this move is over all worth to watch, and if you lack humor there's some lovely winter scenery!

All n all da grade is: 7/10

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/dev/random / Re: X-mast gifts that counts(?)

« on: December 05, 2011, 12:41:50 PM »

I'd rather support something that doesn't have a bunch of useless info.  While knowing every little tidbit about every little video game and movie franchise ever made is cool, having only a paragraph about something that actually exist is pretty lame.

Plus they have a whole page on PlanetHalfLife and not one on PlanetQuake.  That would be like having a wiki entry about Uranus but just a single work mention of Earth.   

Well, wouldn't call it useless information but I guess it's in the eye of the beholder. Amongst many other things I've found side effects on nasty medications that had no information at all besides the compounds (when doctors, pharmacist, google, yahoo, and other search engines failed), so spend your gold wherever u want people. Wiki just got mine this year

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/dev/random / Re: X-mast gifts that counts(?)

« on: December 05, 2011, 12:45:45 AM »

Naw Escher, thats truly in a the spirit of x-mast! Thumbs up! Must be nice to having the opportunity to work directly for your cause.

|iR|Focalor, so for contributors it is the same account number as Putins? ^^

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/dev/random / X-mast gifts that counts(?)

« on: December 04, 2011, 04:16:53 PM »

Ladies and gentlemen, instead of buying plastic crap and products made in third world countries... why not spend some of your gold on donations this year?
Since there are way to much "administrative fees" in helping sick and starving people I'd rather give to something that hopefully will go straight to where it's needed...
Wikipedia! If you want to continue visit Wikipedia without having the site infested by nasty ads I suggest u go here: https://wikimediafoundation.org/wiki/Donate

So... whats your charity for this x-mast?

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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures

« on: November 21, 2011, 01:30:07 PM »

From the golden nuggets of the internet collection I proudly present....


Best... focus.. ever!


Naw... any girl would be happy to wake up to that!


Male logic can justify almost everything? :O


Hoho, this is only fun if your into Jersey Shore


Congrats mam it's a nut!


Parents today


No means no!