The "Fair Work Australia Office" claimed he was not paying proper wages to
his staff and sent a representative out to interview him. 'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the rep.
"Well,' replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3
years. I pay him $500 a week plus free room and board. He also gets triple time for
working on a Sunday and a case of beer for a Happy Hour every Friday"
'The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $400 per week plus free
room and board. She doesn't work on Sundays and I provide paid satellite television for free
in her room.
'Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $20 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'
'That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says the agent.
"That would be me, replied the farmer. yes, opps, missed that in the paste
Good Morning ! According to the Census Bureau: 9,000 people are screwing right now 2,000 are kissing 100 are getting head and 5 lonely assholes are reading online community message boards.
CORRECTION: 50 million lonely assholes are reading online community message boards.
The Sistine Chapel behind the church. As the Rev calls it.
Sistine Chapel [for Sixtus IV], private chapel of the popes in Rome, one of the principal glories of the Vatican. Built (1473) under Pope Sixtus IV, it is famous for its decorations. By far the best-known achievements in the chapel are the work of Michelangelo.
The Rev does have a sence of humor.
8' x 12' - Cedar walls , Cedar Shake Roof , Cedar Flooring. Nice scent. Standard 2x4 spruce frame and truss. 90% was pre-cut as a kit. Lots of measuring, and a TON "O" Nails. Not 1 power tool used in this building project.
It is a storage shed for the Thrift Shop next door. The Church makes over $30K a year from that.
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goto Heaven too. 
