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weapons / Re: WallFly broken? Goto and invite not working

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The Tastyspleen.net servers are physically located in the State of Texas, but Delicious Plesiosaurus Industries, the umbrella corporation that owns and controls the domain, has recently relocated it's main offices to Indianapolis. You may have heard that the State of Indiana has recently passed the Religious Freedom Bill. It has come to our attention that you have recently served cake to homosexual peoples. DP Industries prides itself on being a very image conscious company which upholds traditional family values and morals. The board of directors has reviewed this incident at length. As legal representative for DP Industries, I regret to inform you that the board has decided that it would be in the company's best interest to discontinue associating with you, as it is their legal right under the new Religious Freedom Bill to refuse service based on what they call, and I quote, "deplorably immoral antics involving pastries and sodomy."

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/dev/random / Re: I AM THE GREATEST.

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Mr. Focalor, my lovely paralegal Sandy has informed me that your retainer fees are paid in full through to the new year. So allow me to deal with this "claim" in your stead, please.

You have been found guilty of copyright infringement.
Your usage of the phrase "I am the greatest" infringes upon my actual greatness.
You are hereby notified and subjected to a legal restraining order along with a summary judgement of actual and punitive damages in the amount of $1,000,000 cash, payable to 2d at his earliest convenience

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Dear Mr. 2d,

Are you familiar with the term copyfraud? According to Section 506 C of the U.S. Copyright Act, any person who, with fraudulent intent, places on any article a notice of copyright or words of the same purport that such person knows to be false, or who, with fraudulent intent, publicly distributes or imports for public distribution any article bearing such notice or words that such person knows to be false, shall be fined not more than $2,500. Are you absolutely sure that you'd like to proceed with this? In all honesty, you'd be hard pressed to find one judge anywhere in the United States that wouldn't hold both you and your legal council in contempt of court for even suggesting to bring such a case to trial.

Furthermore, without being too condescending, do you have any proof of your possession of said "actual greatness" that someone might infringe upon? I've been looking around and I can't seem to find any evidence of it whatsoever. I see plenty of evidence to the contrary though.

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/dev/random / Re: I AM THE GREATEST.

Wins The Internet

Mr. Focalor, my lovely paralegal Sandy has informed me that your retainer fees are paid in full through to the new year. So allow me to deal with this "claim" in your stead, please.

You have been found guilty of copyright infringement.
Your usage of the phrase "I am the greatest" infringes upon my actual greatness.
You are hereby notified and subjected to a legal restraining order along with a summary judgement of actual and punitive damages in the amount of $1,000,000 cash, payable to 2d at his earliest convenience

bow down

Dear Mr. 2d,

Are you familiar with the term copyfraud? According to Section 506 C of the U.S. Copyright Act, any person who, with fraudulent intent, places on any article a notice of copyright or words of the same purport that such person knows to be false, or who, with fraudulent intent, publicly distributes or imports for public distribution any article bearing such notice or words that such person knows to be false, shall be fined not more than $2,500. Are you absolutely sure that you'd like to proceed with this? In all honesty, you'd be hard pressed to find one judge anywhere in the United States that wouldn't hold both you and your legal council in contempt of court for even suggesting to bring such a case to trial.

Furthermore, without being too condescending, do you have any proof of your possession of said "actual greatness" that someone might infringe upon? I've been looking around and I can't seem to find any evidence of it whatsoever. I see plenty of evidence to the contrary though.

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/dev/random / Re: I AM THE GREATEST.

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Mr. Focalor, my lovely paralegal Sandy has informed me that your retainer fees are paid in full through to the new year. So allow me to deal with this "claim" in your stead, please.

You have been found guilty of copyright infringement.
Your usage of the phrase "I am the greatest" infringes upon my actual greatness.
You are hereby notified and subjected to a legal restraining order along with a summary judgement of actual and punitive damages in the amount of $1,000,000 cash, payable to 2d at his earliest convenience

bow down

Dear Mr. 2d,

Are you familiar with the term copyfraud? According to Section 506 C of the U.S. Copyright Act, any person who, with fraudulent intent, places on any article a notice of copyright or words of the same purport that such person knows to be false, or who, with fraudulent intent, publicly distributes or imports for public distribution any article bearing such notice or words that such person knows to be false, shall be fined not more than $2,500. Are you absolutely sure that you'd like to proceed with this? In all honesty, you'd be hard pressed to find one judge anywhere in the United States that wouldn't hold both you and your legal council in contempt of court for even suggesting to bring such a case to trial.

Furthermore, without being too condescending, do you have any proof of your possession of said "actual greatness" that someone might infringe upon? I've been looking around and I can't seem to find any evidence of it whatsoever. I see plenty of evidence to the contrary though.