Funny videos

[Sgt. Dick]

And in some of the middle eastern countries, Women are not allowed to drive 

[Sgt. Dick]

Not the best time of year to be strutting your stuff -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUnUDgKJjts

[|iR|Focalor]

Gotta wonder if that's some kind of farm raised turkey. I've seen wild ones that weren't terrified of cars and would congregate in peoples yards near the road with cars zooming past, but I've never seen one that would actually chase after people like that.

[haunted]

Probably farm-raised or someone's pet by the size. I've seen some kooky turkeys in cape May, NJ(I've worked there twice). Someone owns a whole pack of them and they like to strut around everywhere. In town, on the beach, rain, snow, wherever. Otherwise I'm just used to the wild ones I gotta slam on the brakes for dating across the road or in groups in fields and hills. Well they like the woods too so I guess they're everywhere. Either way those are some silly birds that gobble their ass off. Speaking of silly birds...... 3 days ago my wife yelled for me and is like "there's an animal in the yard". I look out the window and I watch this thing for 10 minutes. All I see is a stationary plump body bigger than a softball doing a humping motion. It was very seductive and freaky,  although I was more so thinking about the eagles that live next to me and that motion was basically like dangling a worm in front of a fish. I go out and realize it's a bird and it's plump like a pheasant but I caught a glimpse of a long narrow beak/bill(like a Piper/shorebird). I became 100% sure it was a woodcock once I saw one of these many videos of this bird "dancing" haha. Never heard of one until then. I guess I should've recorded a video.

https://m.youtube.com/results?search_query=woodcock+dance

Apparently you can eat them.