Author Topic: Funny videos (Read 206758 times)

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #1215 on:** November 05, 2019, 05:06:47 PM »

And in some of the middle eastern countries, Women are not allowed to drive

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #1216 on:** November 21, 2019, 05:23:05 PM »

Not the best time of year to be strutting your stuff -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUnUDgKJjts

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1217 on:** November 21, 2019, 06:19:01 PM »

Gotta wonder if that's some kind of farm raised turkey. I've seen wild ones that weren't terrified of cars and would congregate in peoples yards near the road with cars zooming past, but I've never seen one that would actually chase after people like that.

haunted · « **Reply #1218 on:** November 21, 2019, 09:40:39 PM »

Probably farm-raised or someone's pet by the size. I've seen some kooky turkeys in cape May, NJ(I've worked there twice). Someone owns a whole pack of them and they like to strut around everywhere. In town, on the beach, rain, snow, wherever. Otherwise I'm just used to the wild ones I gotta slam on the brakes for dating across the road or in groups in fields and hills. Well they like the woods too so I guess they're everywhere. Either way those are some silly birds that gobble their ass off. Speaking of silly birds...... 3 days ago my wife yelled for me and is like "there's an animal in the yard". I look out the window and I watch this thing for 10 minutes. All I see is a stationary plump body bigger than a softball doing a humping motion. It was very seductive and freaky, although I was more so thinking about the eagles that live next to me and that motion was basically like dangling a worm in front of a fish. I go out and realize it's a bird and it's plump like a pheasant but I caught a glimpse of a long narrow beak/bill(like a Piper/shorebird). I became 100% sure it was a woodcock once I saw one of these many videos of this bird "dancing" haha. Never heard of one until then. I guess I should've recorded a video.

https://m.youtube.com/results?search_query=woodcock+dance

Apparently you can eat them.

quadz · « **Reply #1219 on:** December 12, 2019, 11:11:07 AM »

(so many unintentionally comedic elements)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw23yAYHwr8

quadz · « **Reply #1220 on:** December 12, 2019, 09:43:17 PM »

competing for a Darwin Award?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1bRZbRbyls

[yakety sax intensifies]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3kqr4KMkno

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #1221 on:** December 13, 2019, 03:59:23 AM »

but

quadz · « **Reply #1222 on:** December 27, 2019, 05:21:49 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HhCajvimEw

(production dept. nailing the early 90's aesthetic)

quadz · « **Reply #1223 on:** January 03, 2020, 04:49:01 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTsr8W-ZS1g

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1224 on:** January 05, 2020, 02:45:14 PM »

https://www.facebook.com/andre.starks.353/videos/1274384379407758/

quadz · « **Reply #1225 on:** January 05, 2020, 05:57:23 PM »

(a higher-res version of the ol' classic gif)

https://www.reddit.com/r/gifsthatkeepongiving/comments/egeyzc/i_could_watch_this_all_day/

quadz · « **Reply #1226 on:** January 05, 2020, 11:37:03 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo

That joke about the In Memoriam reel about 3 minutes in - I wonder how many even realized what they were applauding?

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1227 on:** January 06, 2020, 12:19:21 AM »

I did not watch it. Now I wish I had.

You can almost FEEL the tension in that room, the pretentious derision and roiling hatred they all have for him. 85% of the people in that room hate him (because he doesn't compromise his comedy by toeing their PC line). And everyone watching at home loves him. I guess THAT'S why they keep asking him to host it. At least the folks running the golden globes apparently know where their bread is buttered. The actors in that room all tend to think they are our betters, ordained by God to occupy their positions in Hollywood, and to be moral compasses and inspirational gurus for the rest of us through Twitter. (See Quadz' recent post about Rose McGowan's Soleimani tweet for sufficient evidence.)

quadz · « **Reply #1228 on:** January 09, 2020, 11:30:57 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXVErj3-tcc&t=23

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1229 on:** January 23, 2020, 03:37:36 AM »

Repent, motherfuckers! The kingdom of God is at hand, sonsabitches!

https://www.facebook.com/fartonmywits/videos/182489589657585/

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