Dreams about quake.

[Pr0c3550r]

Here is something Mya put together a while back.

ON TOPIC 


1. You type “t” before everything you say in instant messengers.
2. You enter a server you often hang out at and at least 3 players say hi to you
3. You have more Quake 2 friends than real life friends.
4. People have given you nicknames in place of your screen name.
5. You have been accused of cheating.
6. You have been in a clan or are in a clan.
7. You have drop binds for team play matches.
8. You have binds for phrases you don’t have time to type up when you’re playing.
9. You have a habit of switching weapons between rail/rockets and vise versa…especially when you miss.
10. You have binds for chain and/or super shotgun.
11. You know who is who just by their playing style, skin, what they say, or ping...even when they are under an alias.
12. Some people take your screen name as your real name.
13. People tell you to “get with times” but you’re still playing Quake 2 anyway.
14. You can do funky jumps the typical player cannot do.
15. You know most of your Quake 2 friends’ real names but you hardly ever use them, you go by their alias instead.
16. You get frustrated when you lag and then get killed.
17. You swear under your breath when you kill your teammate in tdm.
18. You enjoy observing others to learn new tricks. (or you watch demos for fun Tongue)
19. You know how to edit demos.
20. You know how to create Quake 2 maps.
21. You are a mIRC junkie.
22. You enjoy messing around with your Quake 2 settings. (sensitivity, colors, sounds, etc.)
23. You can relate to this phrase, “Quake 2, we know drama.”
24. when you instinctively open quake 2 by accident just if your thinking about it.
25. when your told to not go to town by mya, and not to get a life, and listen
31. You are playing q2 in your night dreams.
32. You know you play quake to much when you say 'pwned'
33. You know you've been playing quake 2 too long when you can type "connect <server ip>" quicker than it takes for quake to load the console.
34. You know you've played quake too long when your husband/wife says come to bed, and you keep telling them hold on, then eventually never come.
35. You know you've played quake too long when you eat meals between games while watching a game being played.
36. You know you've played quake too long when your ping is your only friend.
37. you know you've played quake too long when you have a separate hard drive specifically for quake only, regardless of size.
38. you know you've played quake too long if your still reading this.
40: you get nervous before playing (1v1/tdm) and fret about it if your not winning or playing well
41: you get wound up by idiots on the servers
42: you wish you could play q2 in real life Cheesy (how cool!?!)
43: you buy/host/whatever quadz does Tongue some amazing servers for the community and keep them up!
44. you get bored with the pathetic single player version Roll Eyes
45. every time you hear "wazaaaap" (from the enforcer monster in sp) you junp in reflex to get ready to blow someones head off
46. you get first place in Every map. (not even i or most peeps better than me can do that)
47. you call people n00bs in real life.
48. You put off eating to continue playing quake
49. Instead of hanging out with friends, you go home to play quake
50. You have seen some idiot doing something stupid and though "pad camper"
51) you have a quake symbol tattoo'd somewhere on yer body.
52) you lay down to rest a bit at the start of another's match and fall asleep.
53) you wake up to find out you have a 1 gig quake demo recorded.
54) ppl can find your movement key setup just by looking at the dirty keys.
55) you have ashes on the edge of you desk and lap from not flicking yer cig, or multiple cigs Smiley
56) you look at stairs and boxes and buildings and railings in real life, and try to imagine
what moves would be possible to accomplish on such if it were a quake map
57) you draw quake symbols on things around you in everyday life.. fogged mirror/dirty car/ test papers......
(a nice patch of fresh white snow)
58) your girlfriend makes you an arts n crafts type Q2 wall ornament
59) you know the ip's by heart of more than 3 servers
60) you can think of this many things just by lookin around the room and thinking about your life
61. When you get on any computer, you put your fingers on the movement keys
62. When you spend spare time thinking about a good design for a tastyspleen wallpaper
63. When instead of paying attention at work/school, you think about your next post on the forums
64. When you immediately buy the latest version of quake, just so you can say how much better quake II is

[R4Z0R]

1. You type “t” before everything you say in instant messengers.
2. You enter a server you often hang out at and at least 3 players say hi to you
4. People have given you nicknames in place of your screen name.
5. You have been accused of cheating.
6. You have been in a clan or are in a clan.
7. You have drop binds for team play matches.
8. You have binds for phrases you don’t have time to type up when you’re playing.
9. You have a habit of switching weapons between rail/rockets and vise versa…especially when you miss.
10. You have binds for chain and/or super shotgun.
11. You know who is who just by their playing style, skin, what they say, or ping...even when they are under an alias.
13. People tell you to “get with times” but you’re still playing Quake 2 anyway.
14. You can do funky jumps the typical player cannot do.
15. You know most of your Quake 2 friends’ real names but you hardly ever use them, you go by their alias instead.
16. You get frustrated when you lag and then get killed.
17. You swear under your breath when you kill your teammate in tdm.
18. You enjoy observing others to learn new tricks. (or you watch demos for fun Tongue)
19. You know how to edit demos.
20. You know how to create Quake 2 maps.
22. You enjoy messing around with your Quake 2 settings. (sensitivity, colors, sounds, etc.)
24. when you instinctively open quake 2 by accident just if your thinking about it.
31. You are playing q2 in your night dreams.
32. You know you play quake to much when you say 'pwned'
33. You know you've been playing quake 2 too long when you can type "connect <server ip>" quicker than it takes for quake to load the console.
35. You know you've played quake too long when you eat meals between games while watching a game being played.
36. You know you've played quake too long when your ping is your only friend.
38. you know you've played quake too long if your still reading this.
40: you get nervous before playing (1v1/tdm) and fret about it if your not winning or playing well
41: you get wound up by idiots on the servers
44. you get bored with the pathetic single player version Roll Eyes
45. every time you hear "wazaaaap" (from the enforcer monster in sp) you jump in reflex to get ready to blow someones head off
47. you call people n00bs in real life.
48. You put off eating to continue playing quake
49. Instead of hanging out with friends, you go home to play quake
63. When instead of paying attention at work/school, you think about your next post on the forums
64. When you immediately buy the latest version of quake, just so you can say how much better quake II is

This is me.

 

[R4Z0R]

Adren, hows about a duel someday?

Dreams come true.

xD

Razor  Adren

 

 

Meh. 

[[BTF] Reflex]

Oddly,  I had a q2 dream last night...

  Was a map I had never seen,  2 big rooms connected at the corner so it was like 2 big diamonds...

I was at the corner of one room  looking into the other with quad and shooting at all the players with a machine gun,  one guy

kept coming at me but wasn't dieing..  as he gets closer he turns into a real person and just kinda strolls

past me,  I notice I had run out of bullets and had been blastering.


had a lot of q2 dreams actually

[R4Z0R]

Oddly,  I had a q2 dream last night...

  Was a map I had never seen,  2 big rooms connected at the corner so it was like 2 big diamonds...

I was at the corner of one room  looking into the other with quad and shooting at all the players with a machine gun,  one guy

kept coming at me but wasn't dieing..  as he gets closer he turns into a real person and just kinda strolls

past me,  I notice I had run out of bullets and had been blastering.


had a lot of q2 dreams actually

Finally, im not alone.

 

[playboy]

 

[[BTF] Reflex]

come on,  never had a q2 dream?

[haunted]

Fortunately, no I have not. Unfortunately, this thread won't end.

[Ana]

Wow...how lame.

[Randy]

i have had quake dreams,me and bonz and beez and chix and arch went to this quake tournament and i was like beez lets go smoke a joint before this shit starts.So me and beez sitdown on this rock and were just chillin rollin like 3 joints then we got high as fuck and i gave beez like 2 grams,free,i was like yea man i gota whole backpack full of weed and so he took and i fucking woek up  

[playboy]

Fortunately, no I have not. Unfortunately, this thread won't end.

[Randy]

i had another dream was i was duelin playboy on rage,actually i was raping playboy on the rage,and i think it was like 600- -45 or something but anyway [playboy u suck 

[Ana]

In ur dreamz..yeah.

[Randy]

lol ur in my dreams 2 sweetheart

[metaL]