women rule!

[|iR|Focalor]

womens bathrooms in bars are SICK and we unfortunately have to sit     so that means we usually end up not going and walking out full bladder.... or cleaning it the best we can then piling layer after layer of paper on the seat.  its SO FRUSTRATING...

Well... women tend to toss down half a roll of paper in a jumbled mess on the seat, then sit down and piss all over it. They don't want to touch it, so they either leave it sitting there with piss all over it, or they kick at it or use another piece of toilet paper to attempt to push it into the bowl. They of course FAIL at this and make a bigger mess. It only takes a succession of 3 drunk women to turn a pristine bathroom stall into an open septic tank. I've usually never seen a COMPLETELY filthy mens room unless it's patroned by kids or the elderly who shit all over the place. Men, even drunk ones, can manage to get at least 80% of the piss into the bowl. The courteous ones (like myself) at least try to wipe up if they happen to miss. After all, sometimes you just have a "bad weiner day". You know, when your dick hole gets all lop-sided and it makes you piss out two streams in opposite directions so you gotta kinda stand on one leg and turn a little sideways to get it aimed at the bowl properly. 

[fanny]

"bad weiner day"

ROFL

First thing in the damn morning is a bad one for me, either it shoots in some random direction or is so stiff I have to bend over and kiss the tank to get it aimed anywhere close to the bowl.

[jägermonsta]

women rule! At picking up my clothes and doing laundry!

[Daemia]

It only takes a succession of 3 drunk women to turn a pristine bathroom stall into an open septic tank.

 women are sick but 3?  lol 
 the bathrooms at the racetrack???  OMG!!  I go in the mens on PURPOSE cause the womens one has pads and shit on the floor WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!   (i am mildly ocd and man... it disturbs me on a whole other level.. you dont even KNOW"

Men, even drunk ones, can manage to get at least 80% of the piss into the bowl.

  BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT I grew up with 3 men in the house  lol nice try though ahaha  that was a good laugh

[Pr0c3550r]

80%    LOL

[The Happy Friar]

I've cleaned women's bathrooms.  Men are, by far, much much much much much much much much cleaner.

[Daemia]

you know what i find funny? in the context of public bathrooms, you are completely right friar...  women dont care when they are in a public one it seems.
but in our own homes...  id use a single womans bathroom any day over a single mans.

[The Happy Friar]

you know what i find funny? in the context of public bathrooms, you are completely right friar...  women dont care when they are in a public one it seems.
but in our own homes...  id use a single womans bathroom any day over a single mans.

completely true.    (I like to keep mine clean though).

[UUD-40]

I've actually asked the janitor at work which bathrooms are cleaner, he said the woman's room "is nasty". 

[[BTF]Sigma]

!!!GROSS POST WARNING!!!

Worked at a large sporting goods retailer many years back and was asked to clean the public washrooms. I recruited the student hire to assist me (do all the work) and he had no idea what he was getting into. He opened the feminine hygeine disposal bin and thrust his gloved hand in to grab the bag. Apparently the last student hire that I recruited didn't replace the bag in there so this poor soul had pads and tampons stuck to his hand and glopped halfway up his forearm, ON THE SKIN.

Instant vomit in the mouth moment for me. I let go of the door and spewed all in the men's room. He was still in there sobbing like a little girl at the embarassment. I helped the kid clean up, afterall it was my task. I told him to go home early and that I'd cover for him. He just couldn't look me in the eye. I told him no one would ever know. He never showed up for work again.

Once again...look before you leap.

[DWxchzrles]

Once again...look before you leap.

Excellent advice

[The Happy Friar]

!!!GROSS POST WARNING!!!

Worked at a large sporting goods retailer many years back and was asked to clean the public washrooms. I recruited the student hire to assist me (do all the work) and he had no idea what he was getting into. He opened the feminine hygeine disposal bin and thrust his gloved hand in to grab the bag. Apparently the last student hire that I recruited didn't replace the bag in there so this poor soul had pads and tampons stuck to his hand and glopped halfway up his forearm, ON THE SKIN.

Instant vomit in the mouth moment for me. I let go of the door and spewed all in the men's room. He was still in there sobbing like a little girl at the embarassment. I helped the kid clean up, afterall it was my task. I told him to go home early and that I'd cover for him. He just couldn't look me in the eye. I told him no one would ever know. He never showed up for work again.

Once again...look before you leap.

I've never experienced something like that, but others at work have been in similar circumstances.  According to OSHA (I think...) those bloody pad's are supposed to be 100% "safe" from blood born diseases.   But when something gets bad we don plastic bags from the shoulder to the hand, and have a glove over that, just to be safe.    The big difference between guys & gals's is that if a guys room is trashed, some guy was being a dick.  The gal's are just not clean.    That's why we got one of these bad boys.  Load it up with water & spray the whole bathroom down, top to bottom.  Coolest friggen machine ever invented.   Right up there with one of these.

EDIT: disturbers people @ work a little bit that I can pretty much say "i've seen worse from my goats" to nearly everything I've seen @ work. 

[|iR|Focalor]

had pads and tampons stuck to his hand and glopped halfway up his forearm, ON THE SKIN.

HAHA!!! AWESOME!!! Well, you gotta earn them red wings one way or another, ROFL!

Gotta wonder how atrocious it would look to see a big maxi pad flopping out the sides of this thong, LOL.

[jägermonsta]

!!!GROSS POST WARNING!!!

Worked at a large sporting goods retailer many years back and was asked to clean the public washrooms. I recruited the student hire to assist me (do all the work) and he had no idea what he was getting into. He opened the feminine hygeine disposal bin and thrust his gloved hand in to grab the bag. Apparently the last student hire that I recruited didn't replace the bag in there so this poor soul had pads and tampons stuck to his hand and glopped halfway up his forearm, ON THE SKIN.

Instant vomit in the mouth moment for me. I let go of the door and spewed all in the men's room. He was still in there sobbing like a little girl at the embarassment. I helped the kid clean up, afterall it was my task. I told him to go home early and that I'd cover for him. He just couldn't look me in the eye. I told him no one would ever know. He never showed up for work again.

Once again...look before you leap.

I woulda ripped that shit off the wall and said some sick fucker stole it. No way I would be sticking my hand in that pool of menstruation hell.

[[BTF]Sigma]

I woulda ripped that shit off the wall and said some sick fucker stole it. No way I would be sticking my hand in that pool of menstruation hell.

LOL I would absolutely not be able to keep a straight face saying that. I'd be snickering like a jackass. Just imagine that convo with the store manager, "Uh Boss, someguy just ran off with the blood bank from the women's washroom."

She'd go check the cameras and see that it was another student hire flying my banner of general mischievness. She was a bit of a bull dyke and I think that would not go so well for me.