Author Topic: women rule! (Read 17094 times)

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #30 on:** September 17, 2008, 05:17:35 PM »

Q: Why did God create Eve with a forehead?

A: So that Adam would have a place to kiss her after he cums in her mouth.

kren.Z · « **Reply #31 on:** September 17, 2008, 07:47:12 PM »

totally asinine.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #32 on:** August 25, 2009, 03:35:19 AM »

What do a good beer and a woman have in common?

They both no longer have a head when I'm done with them.

haunted · « **Reply #33 on:** August 25, 2009, 07:07:36 AM »

There's a cowboy, an indian, a redneck, and a woman all sitting around a bonfire drinking. The cowboy tosses his budweiser up in the air, shoots it and says "I just shot the king". The indian then throws his coors light up in the air, shoots it, and says "I just shot the silver bullet". The redneck pauses for a little bit and holds his Old Milwaukee up in the air, shoots the woman, and says "It doesn't get any better than this".

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #34 on:** August 25, 2009, 10:17:08 AM »

jägermonsta · « **Reply #35 on:** August 25, 2009, 12:00:53 PM »

women make the best jokes

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #36 on:** August 25, 2009, 02:59:29 PM »

Quote from: jägermonsta on August 25, 2009, 12:00:53 PM

women make the best jokes

In and of themselves, they are a joke.

haunted · « **Reply #37 on:** August 26, 2009, 03:46:23 AM »

ahh I love women too much to bash on them a whole lot though to be honest. My woman is the shit

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #38 on:** August 26, 2009, 12:11:45 PM »

Quote from: haunted on August 26, 2009, 03:46:23 AM

ahh I love women too much to bash on them a whole lot though to be honest. My woman is the shit

Why "bash" them when you can just shoot them?

They all start like that. Then they get a little more comfortable and start being their true bitchy selves which will end up making you weigh the options very carefully.

1. Should I continue listening to this bullshit for the rest of my life and end up having a coronary from the stress?
2. Should I just slip this plastic bag over her head in her sleep and go to prison for 25 to life?

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #39 on:** October 02, 2009, 06:13:50 PM »

I would ask what the hell that has to do with women... but obviously it's implied that some woman needs to get off her ass and clean that shithole up.

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #40 on:** October 02, 2009, 06:22:59 PM »

Quote from: Slayer :D on October 02, 2009, 04:34:39 PM

And the worst thing of all was--I swear to God--that there was a rotting aborted fetus and a putrifying pile of afterbirth in another corner.

Was obviously talking about meeting Spawngirl.

UUD-40 · « **Reply #41 on:** October 02, 2009, 07:04:47 PM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on October 02, 2009, 06:13:50 PM

I would ask what the hell that has to do with women... but obviously it's implied that some woman needs to get off her ass and clean that shithole up.

Quote from: [BTF]Sigma on October 02, 2009, 06:22:59 PM

Quote from: Slayer :D on October 02, 2009, 04:34:39 PM
And the worst thing of all was--I swear to God--that there was a rotting aborted fetus and a putrifying pile of afterbirth in another corner.

Was obviously talking about meeting Spawngirl.

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #42 on:** October 21, 2009, 10:59:15 PM »

Women are awesome.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #43 on:** October 24, 2009, 05:55:13 PM »

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #44 on:** October 28, 2009, 01:11:23 AM »

I don't.

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