Funny Pictures

[2d]

In honor of halloween

R O F L !!!!!!

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OH MY GOD, I'M SOOOOOO HUMILIATED!!!!

 

Fucking idiot.

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I could've put this in "hot bitches" since it does contain nudity... however... the term "hot bitch" doesn't apply on any scale here. I don't think Kaley Cuoco is anything special to look at, clothed or naked, big tits or little tits. But it's still funny as hell to see her with titties this damn big.

(Fakie of Kaley Cuoco with WAY oversized naked knockers)
NSFW
http://www.melonacos.com/gals/huge-big-tits-07/1.jpg

 

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[Sgt. Dick]

Foc's post above made me think of this - http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/231408479164?lpid=82

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I used to have some of that Wash Away Your Sins soap. Got it at Junkmans Daughter in Atlanta years back. Didn't pay no fuckin' 13 dollars for it though, Jesus Jesse Pinkman Christ.

Speaking of outrageous charges... remember this WesternSky loan commercial that used to come on TV not long ago? Sometimes there's a very good reason that fine print doesn't stay up on the screen long enough for you to read it.



See website for disclosure? Are you sure you wanna? I don't think you's-a gonna like it.

"All loans will be subject solely to the exclusive laws and jurisdiction of the Cheyenne River Sioux Tribe, Cheyenne River Indian Reservation. All borrowers must consent to be bound to the jurisdiction of the Cheyenne River Sioux Tribal Court, and further agree that no other state or federal law or regulation shall apply to this Loan Agreement, its enforcement or interpretation. The loan agreement contains an agreement to arbitrate all disputes in which borrowers agree to waive their right to a jury trial, to have a court decide any dispute, and to participate in a class action lawsuit, and to certain discovery and other procedures that are available in a lawsuit."

90% interest rate? God damn. Suddenly I don't feel too sympathetic for the native americans bitching about the Washington Redskins. Fuckin' mob loansharks don't charge that much! 

[QwazyWabbit]

That's why she's smiling. She's-a gonna be rich.

I don't know how they do their math but $10,000 @ 89.68% for 7 years is $749.09/mo. and total cost is $62,934.98 according to my calculations. The balance doesn't get below $8000 until you're 63 months out. Insanity.

They also subject you to tribal law if you can't pay it off. I wonder how that works.

Payday loans are insane anyway. It's been a problem that congress has not addressed at all.

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They also subject you to tribal law if you can't pay it off. I wonder how that works.

Payday loans are insane anyway. It's been a problem that congress has not addressed at all.

Yeah. "You-um no pay-um back loan. As punishment, we take-um you up to mountain, tie you to tree, let the great bear buttrape you."

I don't think congress really gives a flying fuck. Most of the people getting these loans are dirt poor drug addict slobs, which they don't give a fuck about, or they're illegal immigrants, which again they don't give a fuck about... unless they can find a way to MAKE them temporarily legal so they can vote democrat.

Ah, this country. I'd probably find it to be funny as hell if I didn't fuckin' live here in the middle of it.

You hear that, 2dumb? Don't forget to vote democrat, you stupid shit colored son of a bitch.

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Genius.

[Sgt. Dick]

More people of Walmart pics - http://www.viraloasis.com/105-unbelievable-photos-of-walmart-shoppers?utm_source=Revcontent&utm_medium=30000&utm_term=News&utm_campaign=30000

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob.

Or... stupid... like this guy.



YOU CAN'T FUCKING SWIM! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE OCEAN!

Saw this pic just randomly browsing through google images. It leaves me with sooooo many questions. For starters, how does a guy like that land a babe like her? Did HE fuck her to make that kid? If so... HOW!?! Does she ever get mad at him for not helping out by changing diapers? And speaking of things he might do with his genitals, does he smash and scrape his balls all over the ground when he tries to wiggle around? That would fucking suck. Does he wear a cup or something to prevent that?

You see this picture and you kinda think... man, and sometimes I think my life is hard? Fuck that, this guy's got it fucking rough as shit! But then again... look at his woman. Is his life really that bad? He's on a fucking beach with a hot woman. I can't even fucking get on a beach with a hot woman and I have all my fucking parts! And he dares calls himself "disabled"!?! Motherfucker, I'm not "able" to be on a beach with a smoking hot asian wife! Disabled, my ass!

At the very least I think we should make this guy choose between giving up either his handicapped parking permit or his hot wife. Something... ANYTHING... just to make his life suck a little bit... LIKE IT'S FUCKING SUPPOSED TO WHEN YOU HAVE NO ARMS AND LEGS!

[M1SERY]

Reading that shit cracks me up. Thanks for keeping this forum worthwhile

[VaeVictis]

how... why...

wtf were you looking up on google images to come across a cripple of that magnitude?

also... are you sure the girl is his? hes kinda eyeing the kid, adds another level of creepy to it

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wtf were you looking up on google images to come across a cripple of that magnitude?

Couldn't remember what brought it about at first, but it finally came back to me after thinking for a minute. And it's probably an even crazier story than the picture itself. And I really shouldn't divulge this, cuz it's just gonna make me look like even more of a batshit insane psychopath than people already think I am. But fuck it.

So there I was on the porch, smoking some dope all by my lonesome like I sometimes do, and started letting my mind just wander and think and ponder all the weird fucked up shit it always does when I'm high as shit and my psyche's bullshit filter dilates just like my pupils to allow all the dark fucked up shit seated deep in my brain to permeate into the zone of my conscious thoughts. The night before, I had been trying to look up the beheading video of that japanese dude that ISIS supposedly made, but couldn't find it. I found several other beheading videos though. Didn't jack off to them. I'm fucked up, but I'm not THAT fucked up. Found pictures of beheaded children too. That was pretty fucked up. And among the pics that google found, there were also a few random pics jumbled in of arab and indian kids with deformities. Legs sticking out of their bellies, extra faces on their heads, etc. So as I was sitting there smoking up and pondering what it would be like to be one of those deformed kids I had seen the night before, I began pondering what other horrid deformities might exist which would be even WORSE to have. Then it came to me, "How awful would it be to be born as a male without a penis? Does that even exist? GASP! SOMETHING FUCKED UP THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN ON THE INTERNET YET!?! COME ROBIN, TO THE GOOGLE-CAVE!" I then Googled images of "born without a penis". Didn't really see any utterly nightmare inducing images like I had hoped, but I did stumble on that pic above.

My life is awesome, right?

Or maybe I'm not all that fucked up. Cuz if I'm gonna ponder shit, now I'm gonna be pondering, "How many people reading this post are gonna look up 'born without a penis'? Are they all as fucked up as I am? Were they NOT fucked up before but I've now MADE them fucked up by planting these thoughts in their heads? If so, should I feel ashamed of that at all?"

[Sgt. Dick]

I then Googled images of "born without a penis". Didn't really see any utterly nightmare inducing images like I had hoped, but I did stumble on that pic above.

Thanks for the info, now I don't have to google it