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« on: May 03, 2004, 05:37:01 PM »
[2004-03-18 Thu 00:04:35] uranus: huwaa huwaa??
[2004-03-18 Thu 00:04:45] uranus: why u saying huwaa huwa?
[2004-03-18 Thu 00:05:24] uranus: why are the males saying humph humph, and females saying huwa huwaa?
[2004-03-18 Thu 00:05:31] uranus disconnected



[2004-04-27 Tue 22:03:01] Don't Kill Me: you idiot
[2004-04-27 Tue 22:03:05] Don't Kill Me: your suppose to drop the bridge
[2004-04-27 Tue 22:03:07] Don't Kill Me: while i am on it


Heheheheheh...
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« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2004, 08:05:04 PM »
Sometimes players start spamming obnoxiously and won't desist
when asked nicely.  In some cases, like the following, we employ
a few harmless binds to get their attention...

[2004-05-04 Tue 19:11:35] 3=C_L_B SUPER: YOU JUST GOT ANAL RAPPED BY C_L_B
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:11:35] 3=C_L_B SUPER: YOU JUST GOT ANAL RAPPED BY C_L_B
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:11:35] 3=C_L_B SUPER: YOU JUST GOT ANAL RAPPED BY C_L_B
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:11:52] 3=C_L_B SUPER: YOU JUST GOT ANAL RAPPED BY C_L_B
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:11:52] 3=C_L_B SUPER: YOU JUST GOT ANAL RAPPED BY C_L_B
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:12:03] 3=console: what are you trying to do make another {PIT} clan ?
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:12:34] 3=C_L_B SUPER: YOU JUST GOT ANAL RAPPED BY C_L_B
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:12:34] 3=C_L_B SUPER: YOU JUST GOT ANAL RAPPED BY C_L_B
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:12:34] 3=C_L_B SUPER: YOU JUST GOT ANAL RAPPED BY C_L_B
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:12:43] 3=C_L_B SUPER: YOU JUST GOT ANAL RAPPED BY C_L_B
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:12:43] 3=C_L_B SUPER: YOU JUST GOT ANAL RAPPED BY C_L_B
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:12:44] 3=C_L_B SUPER: YOU JUST GOT ANAL RAPPED BY C_L_B
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:12:46] 3=console: knock off the spam please... what IS anal rapping, anyway ?

More spamming follows...  So - C_L_B SUPER is sent a "special" alias,
with some audio/visual special effects, and overflows...
And reconnects as super[DUD]...

[2004-05-04 Tue 19:16:50] 3=super[DUD]: fuck you console
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:16:54] 3=super[DUD]: did you do that
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:17:03] 3=console: did you get the message?
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:17:08] 3=super[DUD]:
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:17:13] 3=super[DUD]: how did you do that
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:17:20] 3=super[DUD]: that was fucking awesoem
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:17:25] 3=Mary_Poppins: someones weeetodddid
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:17:35] 3=console: lol
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:17:42] 3=super[DUD]: dud how did you do hat
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:17:52] 3=super[DUD]: dude how did you do that

super[DUD] receives a special alias that turns the quake2 screen blank

[2004-05-04 Tue 19:18:00] 3=super[DUD]: oh no you dont
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:18:13] 3=super[DUD]: fuck that off my screen
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:18:20] 3=super[DUD]: comeon

super[DUD]'s quake2 screen is put back to normal

[2004-05-04 Tue 19:18:31] 3=super[DUD]: my dads getting pissed
[2004-05-04 Tue 19:18:52] 2=super[DUD] disconnected


Hopefully, a good time was had by all...  :twisted:
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« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2004, 08:27:30 PM »
ahhh i feel the love. ;)
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« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2004, 09:29:11 PM »
:lol:  :twisted:
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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2004, 07:06:15 AM »
Now he is trying to recruit clan memebers rofl did anyone ever figure out what CLB sttod for??? "cry likea baby" lol
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« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2004, 10:11:04 AM »
Hahah thats awesome!
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« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2004, 04:43:55 PM »
Cranky lil butt?  :evil:
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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2004, 07:09:49 PM »
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Now he is trying to recruit clan memebers rofl did anyone ever figure out what CLB sttod for??? "cry likea baby" lol



Code: [Select]
13:22:20 * C_L_B Weapon: wanna join our clan
13:22:20 * C_L_B Weapon: wanna join our clan
13:22:26 * CAMPER HOBBIE: yeah
13:22:29 * Leon: me too
13:22:44 * C_L_B Weapon: ok put C_L_B infront of your name
13:22:54 * CAMPER HOBBIE: what its mean
13:23:06 * C_L_B Weapon: creepy little bastards


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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2004, 07:53:48 PM »
CALVYN's LITTLE BUDDY  <grin>
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« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2004, 11:33:54 AM »
Hehe Creepy lil bastards eh...sounds like a good clan for pit boys ..and all the campers too :P
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« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2004, 08:52:46 PM »
Huwa Huwa!!!  haha!    :lol:
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« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2004, 12:28:14 AM »
12-Gauge-Sodomy: hey do a console map vote
00:23:38 * Slut!:  no
00:23:42 * 12-Gauge-Sodomy: why?
00:23:53 * ciscon.drunk: because you're ugly
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« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2004, 06:16:11 PM »
C_L_B STANDS FOR CREEPY LITTLE BASTARDS. IT MAY SOUND WIERD BUT ITS WHAT WE ARE

PLZ JOIN OUR CLAN BECAUS EOUR CLANS THE BEST. IT BEATS OUT {PIT} AND [MOO] I MEAN THIS CLAN WILL BE THE BEST ON THE PLANET I MEAN ITS EVEN BETTER THAN THE KUE KLUCKS CLAN I CANT SPELL BUT JUST JOIN.

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« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2004, 07:47:16 PM »
ha ha ha...hooked on phonics anyone?
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« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2004, 08:23:45 PM »
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CALVYN's LITTLE BUDDY  <grin>


Totally uncalled for :!:

but funny..

I could always use a little buddy :P

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