Author Topic: Random Vin Diesel Fact (Read 5889 times)

daelmun · « **on:** July 24, 2005, 12:23:35 AM »

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

That's the only website you need to have bookmarked. I never really cared much for Vin Diesel before reading this site, but now I'm a big Vin Diesel fan for some reason. This site always keeps me occupied more than it should. A few very random examples:

- Vin Diesel is fully backwards-compatible with all versions of the Nintendo GameBoy.

- Vin Diesel coined the phrase "Pardon my French" after picking up a French man and using him like a bat to club people.

- Vin Diesel is Latin for "Vin Diesel is God".

- Vin Diesel can eat a piece of coal and shit out a diamond.

- Vin Diesel once pitched an idea to Blizzard Entertainment's CEO: "Get this, it's like WarCraft, but in space..."

- If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

- Vin Diesel once caused quite a commotion at a crowded movie theatre when he caught on fire and refused to leave.

- For a brief period in history, Vin Diesel had stolen the letter F from the alphabet, that is why we have words such as Photo and dr. Phil.

- Vin Diesel was offered one million dollars to read to children at an inner city school in Detroit, Michigan, but was paid just $500,000 after it was reported that he merely chanted his name 3,631 times.

- Vin Diesel invented the Heimlich maneuver, though he wasn't trying to save anyone's life at the time, but to murder Bob Saget.

- He ran for president in 1960 as a third party candidate. Historians believed he sabotaged his chances of winning when he called Richard Nixon "a punk-ass bitch" and headbutted him during a nationally televised debate.

- Vin Diesel stole Michael Jackson's black.

I could go on forever

Bleach · « **Reply #1 on:** July 24, 2005, 04:10:57 AM »

haha thats funny shit.. headbutted nixon!
vin is actually not a badass guy at all, hes a total dork.. if you watch any of his interviews or the special features on Chronicles of Riddick you can tell

Om3ga · « **Reply #2 on:** July 24, 2005, 11:56:40 AM »

Quote from: Bleach on July 24, 2005, 04:10:57 AM

haha thats funny shit.. headbutted nixon!
vin is actually not a badass guy at all, hes a total dork.. if you watch any of his interviews or the special features on Chronicles of Riddick you can tell

i know! vin diesel is gay i heard. recently, hes was playing as an babysitter

daelmun · « **Reply #3 on:** July 24, 2005, 02:04:20 PM »

Point isn't whether Vin Diesel is gay or anything, the site is just hilarious

- Never, ever, say 'Vin Diesel' five times whilst looking into a mirror. Nothing happens, but you look like a twat.

pantaloons · « **Reply #4 on:** July 24, 2005, 02:30:55 PM »

The Lord Of The Rings is an altered account of Vin Diesel's attempt to make an infinite egg omelet. He dictated to the entire thing to J.R.R. Tolkien and never lied or exaggerated once, but Tolkien decided it wouldn't sell without elves and a ring.

Om3ga · « **Reply #5 on:** July 24, 2005, 03:05:49 PM »

Quote from: daelmun on July 24, 2005, 02:04:20 PM

Point isn't whether Vin Diesel is gay or anything, the site is just hilarious

- Never, ever, say 'Vin Diesel' five times whilst looking into a mirror. Nothing happens, but you look like a twat.

never look in the mirror and say candy man five times. lol

banes · « **Reply #6 on:** July 24, 2005, 03:45:12 PM »

Art · « **Reply #7 on:** July 24, 2005, 03:55:13 PM »

Quote from: banes on July 24, 2005, 03:45:12 PM

sigh

Om3ga · « **Reply #8 on:** July 24, 2005, 03:56:40 PM »

Quote from: {SX}Om3ga.S on July 24, 2005, 03:05:49 PM
Quote from: {SX}Om3ga.S on July 24, 2005, 03:05:49 PM

Quote from: daelmun on July 24, 2005, 02:04:20 PM
Point isn't whether Vin Diesel is gay or anything, the site is just hilarious

- Never, ever, say 'Vin Diesel' five times whilst looking into a mirror. Nothing happens, but you look like a twat.

never look in the mirror and say candy man five times. lol

i was pointing out the imitation. not words made by me

Art · « **Reply #9 on:** July 24, 2005, 04:37:33 PM »

It looks like Banes is showing signs of getting beat down, trying to beat Omega down.

Om3ga · « **Reply #10 on:** July 24, 2005, 05:13:35 PM »

banes · « **Reply #11 on:** July 28, 2005, 12:04:27 AM »

youre just so lame that i get tired of it is all omega

Bleach · « **Reply #12 on:** July 28, 2005, 05:29:27 AM »

Quote from: banes on July 28, 2005, 12:04:27 AM

youre just so lame that i get tired of it is all omega

i hear you man

[BTF]Defiant! · « **Reply #13 on:** July 28, 2005, 05:48:59 AM »

Doom game based movie
http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=828154

rock not diesel

Def

themuffinman · « **Reply #14 on:** July 28, 2005, 06:33:58 AM »

Quote from: Defiant! on July 28, 2005, 05:48:59 AM

Doom game based movie
http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=828154

rock not diesel

Def

Yeah checked that interview out a few days ago - nice trailer - looking forward to it

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