Tastyspleen Nation State

[jägermonsta]

"These foreign companies employ people for a few Crack Rocks a day." 

[Whirlingdervish]

Main battle tanks stalk the woods of Whirlitania in search of Greater Spotted Walruss, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Whirlitania's many privately-owned prisons, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem.

I think this means my country rocks.
you tell me.

 

[peewee_RotA]

I spend most of my government's money on space aged weaponry. Want me to Goldeneye some mad spotted walrus for you?

[Bleach]

The Oppressed Peoples of Last Chance Swamp has moved to Tastyspleen after a highly successful theft of millions of gallons of Jack Daniels in the west pacific. (Damn i wish i could put that on there)

With our .45cal currency, we like to make as many Holy Bartenders as possible.

[|iR|Focalor]

Civil rights!?! What the hell is that?

[jägermonsta]

Diving For Crack Rocks

The Issue

Divers from a local scuba club have discovered an enormous underwater gold deposit that could be worth billions of Crack Rocks in one of GWARnage's lakes. It has also caused a huge debate over who should be allowed to plunder the goods.

[jägermonsta]

For those that were involved with NationStates, NationStates 2 (beta) has been released. Signup!

http://www.nationstates2.com

http://www.nationstates2.com/g/nation/gwarnage

GWARnage

   1. Motto: “We kill everything...”
   2. Government type: Compulsory Consumerist State
   3. GDP: 17.00 million Crack Rocks
   4. Population: 1.00 million citizens
   5. Land: plains
   6. Continent: Arctic in World 7
   7. Newspaper: It's Sleazy!
   8. Civil Rights: Average
   9. Economic Freedoms: World Benchmark
  10. Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

GWARnage's fearless leader resides in the nation's capital of Keep of GWAR, making grand decisions typically with a pet Gor-Gor curled-up on the carpet.

[jägermonsta]

Well http://www.nationstates2.com/ is no more. I guess the company the owner got to build the new version fucked it up so much they pulled out and left everyone dry.

BUT

http://www.nationstates.net IS STILL HERE

Tastyspleen is really lackin...

http://www.nationstates.net/region=tastyspleen