Author Topic: im drunk (Read 370542 times)

Arm0r · « **Reply #750 on:** June 19, 2011, 11:01:28 AM »

Last night was a fucking doozy. Was doing beer shots, was told it would "fuck my sense of how much I drink" up...I didn't believe it, until 2 40's, 4 double duces and a four loko were gone. Then poolside I was doing a beer bong under water and a friend of mine thought it would be funny to throw in vodka mid chug...obliterated doesn't quite cover it, you know you're fucked up when it's hard to keep your balance in water.

My head feels like=

Arm0r · « **Reply #751 on:** June 19, 2011, 11:02:45 AM »

Quote from: [BTF]adam! on June 18, 2011, 06:50:24 AM

2 x newcastle 2 x tetleys smooth flow bitter 8 x carlsberg

excellent

sounds pretty fuckin tasty.

wish the thought of it didn't make me wanna puke atm.

[BTF]adam · « **Reply #752 on:** June 19, 2011, 12:39:18 PM »

i drank it all last night and did end up puking, but more because of the fucking horrible frozen-oven cooked fish that I shoved down my gullet. too much beer doesent agree with me either, I can knock back vodka redbulls like a motherfucker but beer is the only thing thats ever made me actually puke while ive been drinking. just need to take it steady methinks

haunted · « **Reply #753 on:** June 19, 2011, 02:58:00 PM »

I do not puke off of beer... although apparently I did puke after I drank .... uhh pushing 20 and shoved a golf ball piece of wasabi in my mouth / immediately swallowed it.. a few weeks ago. I remember everything clearly, how I did that but I guess it was so damn spicy / intense that I blacked out. I was laughing about it the next day and metal was like.. uhh, and you know you puked for 3-4 minutes straight after that, right? Lol..

Arm0r · « **Reply #754 on:** July 01, 2011, 04:38:50 AM »

Just got in from a nutty night of drinks

ever drink so much...you kind of snap out of it? I steady drank molson all night, had a few shots...drunk, not really as smashed as I should be though. Time to smoke some green and drift off to sleep.

haunted · « **Reply #755 on:** July 01, 2011, 09:41:11 AM »

Start drinking 10%+ beer and you will not fail to get completely tiffany twisted.

VaeVictis · « **Reply #756 on:** July 01, 2011, 04:13:44 PM »

Quote from: haunted on July 01, 2011, 09:41:11 AM

Start drinking 10%+ beer and you will not fail to get completely tiffany twisted.

how come every time i see the random section, and "im drunk" is the latest topic... latest post is always by you

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #757 on:** July 01, 2011, 04:20:14 PM »

How come every time I see two fags buttfucking in Piedmont Park, one of them is always named Tyler?

VaeVictis · « **Reply #758 on:** July 01, 2011, 04:21:53 PM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on July 01, 2011, 04:20:14 PM

How come every time I see two fags buttfucking in Piedmont Park, one of them is always named Tyler?

your names tyler?

you really oughta stop butt fucking in piedmont park

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #759 on:** July 01, 2011, 04:48:12 PM »

My complements to the chef on his Bullshit Souffle, but tell him it's a bad idea to serve it on a melmac plate, Tyler.

Arm0r · « **Reply #760 on:** July 06, 2011, 04:35:35 AM »

Long day of work ahead of me....but it will be fucking worth it

going out to my buddies new house to break that bitch in. Shrooms and brew out by the fire pit, gonna be a awesome night.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #761 on:** July 06, 2011, 06:23:54 AM »

What, no coke and whores?

haunted · « **Reply #762 on:** July 11, 2011, 04:17:05 PM »

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH matey..

land HO

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #763 on:** July 11, 2011, 04:23:39 PM »

Someone's dipped into my rum stash again.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #764 on:** July 11, 2011, 04:34:19 PM »

If you're determined to use crystal meth, please do so responsibly. Or else...

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