Author Topic: im drunk (Read 355301 times)

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #690 on:** December 06, 2010, 09:10:36 PM »

I ran outta beer and liquor last night. My roommate was out tonight and my old lady is MIA. So here I sit, drinking nothing but the homemade hooch I have stored up. The one batch I have left turned out fucked up and rotten for some strange reason. Smells like total FART. Been mixing it 1/2 and 1/2 with the last several cans of sprite I have in the cupboard to make it drinkable. The taste ain't so bad, it's the smell that wretches me. I can drink damn near anything, I'd probably drink a glass of diarrhea if it had alcohol in it, you bet me enough money, and I was already hammered to hell. This shit is HARSH! I ain't even really "drinking" it, I'm slamming it to get it down as fast as I can without having to smell it. So ARMOR BE WARNED. I guess a batch isn't always guaranteed to turn out correctly. The last several batches I made were okay, this one turned out funky as shit for some reason. I kinda wish my old lady was here, I'd send her ass to the gas station to pick me up 2 12 packs of whatever they had. But when you're an alky, you'll drink anything available. God bless America.

haunted · « **Reply #691 on:** December 07, 2010, 08:07:07 AM »

someone fedex me some hemp

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #692 on:** December 07, 2010, 11:40:32 PM »

OHNE BULLSHIT!!!! Whatever that means.

adz1La · « **Reply #693 on:** December 08, 2010, 12:03:03 AM »

Arm0r · « **Reply #694 on:** December 13, 2010, 03:51:09 PM »

My buddy is giving it a few more days then we will see what our little alcohol creation does, hoping for the best!!

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #695 on:** December 13, 2010, 09:33:57 PM »

Well, I warned you. The first batch will either be spot on perfect or smell like rotten shit and farts. Either way, it'll probably have enough alcohol in 1/2 to 1/3 gallon to get you pretty sloppy provided you can hold it down.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #696 on:** December 15, 2010, 03:09:23 AM »

FUCK YOU I'M DRUNK.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns2Hsk1TNW4

astral · « **Reply #697 on:** December 15, 2010, 03:32:27 PM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on December 15, 2010, 03:09:23 AM

FUCK YOU I'M DRUNK.

Not drunk enough your still standing!

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #698 on:** December 15, 2010, 11:20:04 PM »

Quote from: astral on December 15, 2010, 03:32:27 PM

Not drunk enough your still standing!

Yeah, I hope my still is standing. I hope no one knocked my still over.

fdrjk · « **Reply #699 on:** December 16, 2010, 03:57:44 AM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on December 15, 2010, 11:20:04 PM

Quote from: astral on December 15, 2010, 03:32:27 PM
Not drunk enough your still standing!

Yeah, I hope my still is standing. I hope no one knocked my still over.

Arm0r · « **Reply #700 on:** December 18, 2010, 11:34:22 AM »

Took out the hooch early, it's not sitting in my freezer waiting for tonight!!

Foc- It smells decent so I suppose this batch came out pretty good, won't know until tonight but ill get you some pics of it.

Arm0r · « **Reply #701 on:** December 18, 2010, 05:23:24 PM »

I took a swig of it before tonight to be sure I don't have to go buy liquor

shit is POTENT...and the taste is somewhat bad but for hooch it isn't horrible.

pictures to come if all goes well!!

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #702 on:** December 18, 2010, 10:15:01 PM »

If it was done properly, the shit off the top ain't so bad tasting. Unless you filter it out really well with something that won't clog too bad (coffee filters don't work), the goopey goo shit that settles at the bottom of the batch will be the most unpleasant part to drink.

Arm0r · « **Reply #703 on:** December 22, 2010, 02:22:48 AM »

No pics but fuck man, I was like beyond sloshed.....kinda hit my limit before I knew I did if you know what I mean, felt like shit the next day. But were gonna do it again! still got plenty left over for another go.

[BTF]adam · « **Reply #704 on:** December 22, 2010, 04:00:01 PM »

just spent £40~ish on some christmas stock to complement the already rambunctious amount of wine, various beers, bucks fizz and the like downstairs.

I grabbed:

2 x 15 bottle crates of budweiser (hate if you must, but I think they taste pretty good)
1 x bottle (large)of dissarano (diss+cokes=win)
1 x bottle (large) of captain morgan's spiced rum again, i looked for the other stuff you guys suggested but there was none and this was pretty good anyway and on offer.

after tommorow I have no reason to leave the house till after christmas, so I shall don a pair of tracksuit bottoms and drink the next few days away cuz its gonna be a shit'un

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