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Re: im drunk
« Reply #420 on: April 24, 2009, 06:22:12 PM »
Happy 4/20  :blunt:

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I got stoned out of my mind but oddly enough I didn't smoke half as much as I planned to...I remember when I was younger id get an ounce and just smoke myself retarded till I had about an quarter left...this year I bought an ounce and only smoked a quarter all day long...did the job and I still had left overs  :D
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« Reply #421 on: April 24, 2009, 06:42:08 PM »
Who is drinking? I have to open at 5a tomorrow.. power hour(s) till i sleep.
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« Reply #422 on: May 08, 2009, 11:38:51 AM »
Anyone ever try Jeremiah Weed Sweet Tea Flavored Vodka? I just bought a bottle to test with this weekend. Sounds like a good summer drink.
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« Reply #423 on: May 08, 2009, 01:54:23 PM »
hmm, never heard of it
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« Reply #424 on: May 08, 2009, 03:01:53 PM »
Beer bong tonight, headache tomorrow--wish me luck.
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« Reply #425 on: May 08, 2009, 03:07:05 PM »
going to a batchelor party this evening after work..

Munched down some solid hawaiian fare for lunch to get a good foundation on which to pour insane amounts of booze.


Luckily it's not my batchelor party  :evilgrin:
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« Reply #426 on: May 08, 2009, 04:00:02 PM »
on my 4th new castle.. 8 more to go
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« Reply #427 on: May 08, 2009, 05:18:14 PM »
Got a twosix of spiced rum and vodka on the way with a 3' bong in tow. Holding the emergency pager for work so I hope nobody gets stuck in an elevator or has their plumbing explode.
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« Reply #428 on: May 08, 2009, 05:44:55 PM »
WOOT!!!
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« Reply #429 on: May 08, 2009, 05:50:06 PM »
very cool zinger, but it makes me miss mine very badly.

I had a meticulous zong a little bit bigger that was priceless to me. it died in an earthquake last year and I'm still finding broken glass under my entertainment center where it used to reside.

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« Reply #430 on: May 08, 2009, 06:09:53 PM »
i am high and drunk as shit and about to eat some spaghetti. ive been up at bars over an hour north of here all day, bought a new bowl and took my last exam. summer is here, it's the shit, time to get some ass.  :rockon:
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« Reply #431 on: May 08, 2009, 06:23:38 PM »
hallelujah
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« Reply #432 on: May 08, 2009, 07:42:23 PM »
Damn, nice "water pipe" (as it is required to call them "water pipes" in the smoke shops). I've always preferred straight pipe 1 footers for handling ease and manageable rips. I've been a heavy cigarette smoker for years and years so my lung capacity ain't terrific. I used to have a real Tommy Chong 1 footer. I sold it to a buddy several years back when I needed some extra cash. His dad was a dope dealer and the cops raided his house and made off with it as evidence in 2002.



Oh well, I can still roll 1 or 2, I think I might have just enough.





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« Reply #433 on: May 08, 2009, 07:52:56 PM »
Well I already got the cops called on me and I figured it would only be right to post a follow up in the im drunk thread. Im still drunk, 2 kids were fucking with  my property so i ran out and sprinted after them screaming im going to kill you mother fuckers and one of them turned out to be a cop's kid that got me in trouble 7 years ago. Been drinkin pbr bottles, high life bottles, budweiser and a handle of cap'n. lookin good, maybe ill post some pics of all of my pieces and vaporizers some time
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« Reply #434 on: May 10, 2009, 08:56:35 PM »
pot sucks
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