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« Reply #1455 on: September 15, 2009, 01:42:20 PM »
Terrorists planting a road bomb to kill Western military...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g7vIrdibt8

And another bright one shooting a rocket backwards...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nPlhLwpFmg&feature=related

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« Reply #1456 on: September 18, 2009, 03:07:08 AM »
And another bright one shooting a rocket backwards...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nPlhLwpFmg&feature=related

Nah, he's firing it forwards. He's just not holding it steady enough. Looks like the rocket recoil causes him to aim a little to the left, hitting whatever structure that is. Probably killed him from shrapnel and high velocity wood debris. If not, he probably doesn't hear or walk too good anymore.

Those Rpg7's they use are probably old crappy soviet discontinued models from the 70's, and they probably only have the anti-personnel frag and thermobaric rockets. They can TRY using those pieces of shit against tanks and armor, but all it's gonna do it bounce right off, possibly momentarily disorient anyone inside from the concussion or at least make the personnel inside the armor glad they were smart enough to wear hearing protection. True, they do pack a mean punch against an enemy on foot, especially in urban areas where debris from explosions is a major danger, but not much more than any standard hand tossed frag grenade. The last thing I want to be doing is hauling around a bag full of rpg7 rockets when someone is shooting at me. I'm pretty sure a frag grenade going off within 7-10 feet of you would likely cause a sympathetic detonation.
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« Reply #1457 on: September 18, 2009, 08:47:07 AM »
Ya apparently the first one is supposedly locals, friendly to the US army, trying to DISARM a road bomb and it go boom. Doesn't look that way to me. Somebody's trying hard to pack it down, not dig it up.

And the rocket does seem to show the propellant blast behind him, and then, the rocket coming out the front. As far as them using it in combat situation, these cowardly idiots never confront Israeli troops. Always in hiding , always picking cheap targets and then running away. Allah's "warriors" ...lol
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« Reply #1458 on: September 18, 2009, 05:35:32 PM »
The first video is volunteers, attempting to expose and disarm a 155mm mortar shell, buried as an IED. It looks like they got a little too aggressive with their digging. It looks like the one guy was digging around it and prying it with a bayonett or a tool of some kind. Not good to lose friendlies.

On the second I agree with Focalor, it's an RPG and he was either aiming down an alley or had no clue what he was doing. The blast out the back is the propellant exhaust. The blast that took him out, and he is dead, that was him flying in bits and pieces all over, was the detonation of the projectile, way too close for a comfortable shave. The detonation of the projectile appears to be due to impact with the building. Too bad it didn't take out more of them. I wonder if anyone even knows how many of those clowns get taken out by their own weapons. One of my favorites is the mortar clown who takes himself out when the tube fails. Old mortars never die, they take out their operators and fade away.
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« Reply #1459 on: September 18, 2009, 05:47:46 PM »
My favorite one has to be the towelhead who is poking his head out from around a corner with an AK, harassing a small group of US Marines. He is completely oblivious to the fact that there is a US tank flanking him from the road on his left. The tank fires a round directly at him. Vaporized! :headbang: It was several years ago when I saw it, I wish I could find it again. Anyone know the clip I'm talking about?
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« Reply #1460 on: September 18, 2009, 07:39:02 PM »
Might as well post some cool war related videos.

A test firing of an FGM-148 Javelin anti-armor missile. These things are BAD ASS. They will penetrate through most explosive reactive armor designed to absorb the impact of other more common anti-tank projectiles such as RPG7 anti-tank HEAT warheads. Javelin missiles actually contain TWO warheads, the first located in the tip of the nose is designed to activate the ERA armor and allow the jet propulsion of the secondary charge to actually penetrate the main armor layer. The results are VERY devastating. Like it shows in this video, it sends the engine of this tank flying a good distance away from where the tank was sitting. These aren't only deadly on stationary targets. It's a complete "fire and forget" anti-tank system, really cool. Once the guidance system locks on to the desired target, the operator can immediately move to cover and still be certain that the missile will destroy the target even if evasive measures are taken by the target, such as an enemy helicopter dropping flares. Yep, it's not only an anti-tank weapon, it's a great surface to air weapon as well. Very handy to have on any patrol in enemy territory. Very expensive though, as each rocket costs around $80,000.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-yijab9ZrY

Kinda funny. Marines test firing an AT4 anti-tank rocket launcher. The second guy aims just a hair too high. God only knows where the hell it landed.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrzk2AfxlA0

Another AT4 test firing that goes REALLY bad. This guy is lucky he still has a head. Looks like maybe the missile jammed in the tube and the rocket motor blew apart the rear portion of the tube. This is why you only use these under strict adult supervision, kids. You forget one little detail before letting that rocket fly and you can potentially kill a LOT of friendlies.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkE-cCJ--Cc

Close combat, room to room sweeping. I guess they probably came across a 3 or 4 man anti-tank and machine gun crew and chased them into this building. Pretty intense shit. Good quality video too.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlFvqCnHRwA
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« Reply #1461 on: September 19, 2009, 10:12:53 AM »
My favorite one has to be the towelhead who is poking his head out from around a corner with an AK, harassing a small group of US Marines. He is completely oblivious to the fact that there is a US tank flanking him from the road on his left. The tank fires a round directly at him. Vaporized! :headbang:

That's happened to me in Quake....
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« Reply #1462 on: September 19, 2009, 10:14:27 AM »
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« Reply #1463 on: September 19, 2009, 10:31:28 AM »
When we leave Afghanistan and turn over responsibilty to these people to establish their own army, rest assured we have nothing to worry about...


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« Reply #1464 on: September 19, 2009, 06:39:42 PM »
HAHA! Yeah, I saw that one last night, but it was a slightly shorter version. The version I saw didn't show him walking away holding his face. Probably broke his nose at the very least.

And I love the idiots posting comments about it too. "That's a recoilless rifle." "Too much thrust on that, you almost need to be kneeling." No, you just gotta hold it properly and sturdy. He should probably be wearing eye protection too. I've seen an awful lot of video of US troops NOT wearing any type of safety glasses. I'd think it would be absolutely mandatory for them to wear eye protection to protect their eyes from flying debris in urban combat situations, as well as to protect their eyes from the sand flying all over the place. Might be a little expensive though, cleaning sand off of high impact plastic with a cloth or anything other than water will usually scratch it up and make it harder to see through. I know I'd still make the choice to wear them anyway, despite how annoying it might be to wear it in hot weather. If you can't see, you can't shoot the other guy before he shoots you.

I love watching videos of these towelheads trying to fire rifles with larger cartridges and more intense barrel riflings than they're used to. They hold them all loosey-goosey and end up getting knocked on their asses and their shoulder dislocated.
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« Reply #1465 on: September 24, 2009, 02:36:02 PM »
Suicide bum-blast bombing startles Saudi prince

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/21/bum_bombing/

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Anal-ysis It has emerged that a fanatical al-Qaeda suicide terrorist attempted to kill a Saudi interior minister last month by concealing a bomb up his bottom (the terrorist's, not the minister's). The strategy backfired, so to speak, as the bum-bomber's own body muffled the deadly arse-blast and his target escaped with only minor injuries.
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It appears that al-Asiri gained access to the Prince by surrendering to Saudi forces near the Yemeni border, saying he wanted to give himself up but insisting that he must do so face to face with bin Nayef personally. The Prince's guards apparently failed to detect that the 23-year-old fanatic had stuffed an unspecified amount of TNT and a firing system of some type up his arse, which he detonated once in the room where bin Nayef was receiving visitors in Jeddah.

Reportedly the Prince - who appropriately in this context is deputy interior minister for security - sustained only a minor injury to his hand during the presumably extremely messy explosion which followed. Other people present in the room were also largely unharmed, with the deceased buttock-bomb operative the only casualty.

"He surprised me by blowing himself up," the Saudi bigwig reportedly told al-Arabiya, in a masterpiece of understated commentary.


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« Reply #1466 on: September 24, 2009, 08:03:01 PM »
In addition to the POS in Colorado, here's a Jordanian (in the country illegally) who was arrested in Texas. Texas has the death penalty, right? These vermin are everywhere.

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« Reply #1467 on: September 25, 2009, 04:16:29 AM »
Suicide bum-blast bombing startles Saudi prince

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/21/bum_bombing/

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Anal-ysis It has emerged that a fanatical al-Qaeda suicide terrorist attempted to kill a Saudi interior minister last month by concealing a bomb up his bottom (the terrorist's, not the minister's). The strategy backfired, so to speak, as the bum-bomber's own body muffled the deadly arse-blast and his target escaped with only minor injuries.
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It appears that al-Asiri gained access to the Prince by surrendering to Saudi forces near the Yemeni border, saying he wanted to give himself up but insisting that he must do so face to face with bin Nayef personally. The Prince's guards apparently failed to detect that the 23-year-old fanatic had stuffed an unspecified amount of TNT and a firing system of some type up his arse, which he detonated once in the room where bin Nayef was receiving visitors in Jeddah.

Reportedly the Prince - who appropriately in this context is deputy interior minister for security - sustained only a minor injury to his hand during the presumably extremely messy explosion which followed. Other people present in the room were also largely unharmed, with the deceased buttock-bomb operative the only casualty.

"He surprised me by blowing himself up," the Saudi bigwig reportedly told al-Arabiya, in a masterpiece of understated commentary.


:dohdohdoh:


Is this true, or just a joke? I've seen other articles on the web talking about this incident but haven't heard that it was from a bomb shoved up his ass. And like this story goes on to talk about, I have to wonder exactly HOW IN THE HELL the triggering of it worked.
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« Reply #1468 on: September 25, 2009, 04:52:30 AM »
clenching pressure trigger.  It is the newest in new in anal triggering technology.  Years of hard labor and toil in testing and engineering.
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« Reply #1469 on: September 25, 2009, 07:19:56 AM »
clenching pressure trigger.  It is the newest in new in anal triggering technology.  Years of hard labor and toil in testing and engineering.


Ah yes. The "rectal switch". I saw the original schematics. It's inserted in the rectum with the ignition button pushed down. When you fart, it widens the rectum releasing the button and walla. This is also why there are no gays in the middle east. They kept blowing themselves up before they reached the target.
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"I saw focalor's small one"? That's rather judgy isn't it?  ;D ;D
 

Admin

July 01, 2020, 10:18:02 AM
Indeed, thanks. Added a few more bans.

otg

July 01, 2020, 04:49:07 AM
ADMIN: the bot is back using player names. cheers.
 

|iR|Focalor

June 22, 2020, 03:58:10 AM
Nah. I used "img width=220" in the first tag. That's about max size for the box on my monitor, which is 1280x1024 old school non-widescreen square format.
 

haunted

June 21, 2020, 07:07:01 PM
Damn it. I saw focalor's small one and figured it auto resized it here. Haha
 

haunted

June 21, 2020, 07:06:04 PM
 

|iR|Focalor

June 21, 2020, 10:54:46 AM

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