Author Topic: TUTORIAL: How to take re-take mega/control of dm1 from dm1 only newbies.  (Read 12893 times)

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 haunted - :rocketright: :frustration: - B100D

DOT.B100D: rofl
DOT.B100D: yer walling haunt
DOT.B100D: rofl
DOT.B100D: u would have had no clue
DOT.B100D: i was behind this wall
DOT.B100D: that im hiting my hed on
kreator: maybe you shouldn't have been facing the wall and made so much noise
kreator: you got YA, dropped, and stopped making sound
kreator: if you're going to test me for walling perhaps you should try a different scenario.. like one where I corner shot you in a place you're actually unlikely to be behind.
DOT.B100D: rofl i was walking newb
kreator: I guess I got lucky then. I should have disregarded it when I heard you get YA, drop from YA box, then stop walking immediately.
DOT.B100D: rofl ive played this game for 10 years i know when someones hacking

Based on a true story.  :afro:
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If he got YA, dropped down, stopped making noise, why would you assume he's walking?  :busted:

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If you're going to admit that haunted is a better dialup player derek, then you need to admit I'm a better dialup player too, since I would own haunted with a blind fold on if we were both hpb...
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If you're going to admit that haunted is a better dialup player derek, then you need to admit I'm a better dialup player too, since I would own haunted with a blind fold on if we were both hpb...

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Lets 1v1 some time  :ubershock:
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If you're going to admit that haunted is a better dialup player derek, then you need to admit I'm a better dialup player too, since I would own haunted with a blind fold on if we were both hpb...

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haunted i dont know what this is lol , but you dont own me on any map. If this is a demo it was a demo u recorded when i just came back. You won't even fucking 1v1 me anymore because i owned you so bad the last few times. In fact i beat you so bad you asked me to play on a server in which was totally closer to u so that you would ping half of what i do to make it fair. So if you want to talk shit and all brother of Davian the two unc newbs who made wall hacks like 5 years ago when i was helping u both as newbies then go right ahead and im going to own u now like i did then with 5 times your ping.

LOL, thats not haunted, you're thinking of me and my weirdass roommate harry my first year at UNC 4 years ago when i first started playing q2.  I hardly EVER played with you, but surely you remember your little e-friend harry, you two would fucking get on aim and giggle to each other on your little headsets all night every night and talk about how cool Thresh demos are and how Neticz is such a hacker.  Oh and that you were #1 in the world on dialup, and that the world was going to suffer your wrath when you hit low ping, lmao.  I'm glad i actually slept at night and didnt have to hear him talkin to your dumbass.  You need some fucking counseling.
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Blood=zz... I called him out over 10 times, have told him that this thread is here over 10 times, i have sent him the link multiple times, he will not accept my challenge because he knows his roll as a dm1 only newbie.
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Perhaps you should do something besides jump in the water and go for rail every 30 seconds like clockwork. It's impossible for you to do well against a decent opposition because you need a stacked team to keep you from getting spawn raped long enough to get rail, because you're a dm1 only newb that doesn't know how to do anything else. Outsmarting you in speech/writing or in game is like stealing candy from a baby. Speaking of babies, I hear you have one. It truly saddens me that you reproduced, because honestly you are one of the dumbest people I have ever encountered in my whole life. You find the simplest of concepts incomprehensible. An example of this is seen below in a condump. Me and DaHanG were the only 2 people that weren't aliased on our team, and you had a strong solid team. No excuses for getting raped queer.


After giving blood shit specifically about him accusing people of hacking all the time like a pussy, me and 2 other spectators as a joke told him that he was wallhacking in-game, when he did nothing suspicious whatsoever. It would take a pretty dumb person to take this seriously when I have been bashing on him about it all day:

:Cp6uH:: blood stop wallhackin :)
Wildthing: ypu guys are hogs
kreator: hogging is better than hacking.

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D0T.B100D: im legit
D0T.B100D: im legit
D0T.B100D: ill prove it
D0T.B100D: ha
kreator: blood, no one was being serious when they accused you
kreator: omg don't flatter yourself you moron

his stupidity is amazing. Lastnight blood told me that since I use teamplay binds I'm a newbie, and that only newbies use them. 'Because in 4's, he knows where every player is 100% of the time' lol. Purri and provi watch blood demos and take notes.  :eek:
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ok im in baltimore so i havent had a chance to reply to the most obsurd post ive seen since i started playing quake 2. Anyways these 2 demos were recorded when i first came back to quake 2 after over a half a year break. As for me being scared to 1v1 that is fucking hilarious newb. I havent answered to your request simply because i havent been here recently and been busy because my wife just gave birth to my kid which u knew about you immature faggot (bundle of sticks). I have owned you 4 times in the past month in which you were aliased as something other than haunted and kreator and admitted it was you and i dont remember what the gay ass alias was. Clearly i am not lieng that is why he does not offer dm1 as a map to be played because he is already owned there . He also challenges me on non orginal dm 1-8 maps because he knows that i know them as well as dm1. So he chooses maps that i dont care to play too much and have either not played at all or have a few times and not enough to have the sounds down. We have equal sound knowledge on dm1 i just own you as a player and that is why you chose not to offer it as a map which it does not matter. What matters if you did not want to offer the other maps i know really well too because you know it will more than likely end up in the same result as our past 4 1v1 matches on dm1. You getting owned by more than 20 frags. Peace faggot (bundle of sticks) and think before you talk shit because it makes you look stupid. The entire reason you alias is because of me and you cant stand the fact of everybody knowing i own you. Have a nice day newb , you were watching me playing quake 2 while you were still in diapers kid.
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ok im in baltimore so i havent had a chance to reply to the most obsurd post ive seen since i started playing quake 2. Anyways these 2 demos were recorded when i first came back to quake 2 after over a half a year break. As for me being scared to 1v1 that is fucking hilarious newb. I havent answered to your request simply because i havent been here recently and been busy because my wife just gave birth to my kid which u knew about you immature faggot (bundle of sticks). I have owned you 4 times in the past month in which you were aliased as something other than haunted and kreator and admitted it was you and i dont remember what the gay ass alias was. Clearly i am not lieng that is why he does not offer dm1 as a map to be played because he is already owned there . He also challenges me on non orginal dm 1-8 maps because he knows that i know them as well as dm1. So he chooses maps that i dont care to play too much and have either not played at all or have a few times and not enough to have the sounds down. We have equal sound knowledge on dm1 i just own you as a player and that is why you chose not to offer it as a map which it does not matter. What matters if you did not want to offer the other maps i know really well too because you know it will more than likely end up in the same result as our past 4 1v1 matches on dm1. You getting owned by more than 20 frags. Peace faggot (bundle of sticks) and think before you talk shit because it makes you look stupid. The entire reason you alias is because of me and you cant stand the fact of everybody knowing i own you. Have a nice day newb , you were watching me playing quake 2 while you were still in diapers kid.

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lol @ the 300 messages I got yesterday begging me to join dot. You're so dumb you forgot all the shit i've been talking to you lately until you saw this thread again, lmfao. Dude, you haven't beaten me besides for the time I said you did. That demo was a few days ago.. god damn. Check the date on it. You're such a retard blood lol...

Those are most popular and most played duel maps besides dm1. The fact that you're complaining about that obviously shows that you're not as good as you think.

You could have accepted my challenge and had me not even know. I don't even read the IM's that you send me, I just come back and there's literally 300 of them and just X out. I have better things to do than to hear a retard tell me about how great he is at a video game, problems w/ his peruvian wife, and his business plans. If you're not whining about hax you're whining about real life. :bigcry:

STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO ACCEPT.  :afro:
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I just realized that I didn't put the actual names of the maps down, which is necessary for a dm1-only newbie like you.

ztn2dm3 - RAGE
q2rdm2 - CHASITY BELT
q2dm3 - FRAG PIPE
ptrip - POWER TRIP
q2pduel1 - AEROWALK

I await you to give me your best effort on any of these maps (going for rail every time and getting owned).  :evilking:
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