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« Reply #90 on: March 27, 2008, 03:51:50 PM »
Rap represented in mathematical graphs and charts: http://www.jamphat.com/rap/:lolsign:

 :LolLolLolLol: The best charts were the Jay-Z songs, Can I Get A Fuck You is priceless!
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« Reply #91 on: March 29, 2008, 07:40:03 AM »
[ :LolLolLolLol: The best charts were the Jay-Z songs, Can I Get A Fuck You is priceless!

My eyes started to hurt around the 30th graph.........yo.........
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« Reply #92 on: April 02, 2008, 06:23:14 PM »
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« Reply #93 on: April 07, 2008, 09:37:14 AM »
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« Reply #94 on: April 09, 2008, 06:56:42 PM »
While viewing a topic on another forum , it brought this to mind..

I need more COWBELL!! 2.0 (edited)


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« Reply #95 on: April 25, 2008, 12:43:42 PM »
Ni-ux and I were hiking through the woods one day and came upon a goat with its head stuck in the fence. I thought, what the heck and dropped my pants. I turned to Nick and he looked a little puzzled. I said, "you want some of this?". He said sure, why not. I backed off and zipped up. When I looked up, Nick had his pants down and head stuck in the fence.
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« Reply #96 on: April 25, 2008, 03:33:59 PM »
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« Reply #97 on: May 11, 2008, 01:42:31 AM »
A man goes to a party hoping to meet somebody new and perhaps score a little romance. While he's there he bumps into his ex-wife who says frostily "Oh - I didn't know you were here." He replies "Ya well if I'd known you were going to be here, I probably wouldn't have shown up." They part and go their separate ways, carefully avoiding each other for the rest of the evening. Towards the end of the party he's had quite a few drinks and feeling very sociable, and bumps into his ex again. Hoping she's feeling the same he says to her "C'mon honey - let's go back to my place and have a roll in the sack just for old times sake. She looks at him and replies icily "Over my dead body." Not missing a beat he says "That's right honey - we won't change a thing."
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« Reply #98 on: May 12, 2008, 07:11:30 AM »
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« Reply #99 on: May 12, 2008, 08:01:14 AM »
bang her head against the headboard
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« Reply #100 on: May 19, 2008, 12:36:29 AM »
Ni-ux and I were hiking through the woods one day and came upon a goat with its head stuck in the fence. I thought, what the heck and dropped my pants. I turned to Nick and he looked a little puzzled. I said, "you want some of this?". He said sure, why not. I backed off and zipped up. When I looked up, Nick had his pants down and head stuck in the fence.

 :lolsign:...say it ain't so Nick..


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« Reply #101 on: May 28, 2008, 09:41:11 AM »

What's the number one pickup line in a gay bar?

"May I push in your stool?"    :yuck:

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« Reply #102 on: May 28, 2008, 10:28:04 AM »
Speaking of gay jokes, here's an old one...

Two gay guys are walking down the sidewalk and come across a large dog resting on the grass, hind leg up in the air and vigorously licking it's nether region. The one guy says to his friend " God - wouldn't you love to be able to do that?". The guy replies " Oh man, would I ever - but I'm scared that the dog would bite me".
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« Reply #103 on: May 29, 2008, 12:10:42 PM »

Your mama is so hairy…….it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.  :lolsign:
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« Reply #104 on: May 29, 2008, 03:27:18 PM »

Your mama is so hairy…….it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.  :lolsign:

I've always heard it told, "Yo momma's armpits be so hairy, it look like she gots Buckwheat in a headlock!"
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