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« Reply #315 on: June 23, 2018, 04:33:24 PM »
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« Reply #316 on: June 24, 2018, 05:44:54 AM »
 :yessign:- Smart man
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« Reply #317 on: June 24, 2018, 11:34:40 AM »
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« Reply #318 on: June 24, 2018, 10:15:52 PM »
I'd say he's fucking pretty fucking retarded himself just for being a pastor, but he's only half as retarded as the other 17 retards sitting in front of him.
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« Reply #319 on: June 25, 2018, 07:26:30 PM »
I guess this is me -  :dohdohdoh: :smiley_abin: :Duhard:
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« Reply #320 on: June 29, 2018, 08:04:34 PM »
How do you make a gay fuck a woman?
Shit in her cunt.
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« Reply #322 on: November 15, 2018, 12:15:51 PM »
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« Reply #323 on: October 07, 2019, 09:58:40 AM »
A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?"
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, "Are they as firm as this?"
He nodded his head and said, “Yes ma’am,” and a little tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they nice and pink like this?"
The farmer said, "Yes." and another tear came from the other eye.
Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?"
He again said, “Yes,” and broke down crying.
She asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"
Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn, the flood got my soybeans, a tornado leveled my barn, and now I think I’m gonna get fucked out of my peaches."
She asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"
Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn, the flood got my soybeans, a tornado leveled my barn, and now I think I’m gonna get fucked out of my peaches."
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« Reply #324 on: November 29, 2019, 12:50:07 AM »
What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?

We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
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« Reply #325 on: December 05, 2019, 02:39:39 AM »
She said, "I want a man to use 2 fingers and make me scream."

So I poked her in the eyes.
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