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« Reply #270 on: April 05, 2012, 06:37:19 PM »
Why did Hitler loose the War?
Because the gas bills were killing him!

Da-dum!

I did nazi that coming.
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« Reply #271 on: April 05, 2012, 08:16:19 PM »
 :lolsign: nice one peewee  :bananaw00t:
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« Reply #272 on: April 06, 2012, 08:48:25 AM »
Yeah, that's about the ten millionth misuse of the word "Nazi" for "Not see". All these Nazi jokes are lame, Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it.
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« Reply #273 on: April 07, 2012, 10:39:48 AM »
Do we seriously have to look at your new avatar everytime you post? anne frankly i do nazi the resemblance
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« Reply #274 on: April 07, 2012, 10:52:02 AM »
Have you heard of the yoga class for guys?  Broga.  WTF.. broga..!? Really getting tired of hearing the word "bro" so loosely. Maybe we should reserve it for special occasions.

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« Reply #275 on: August 21, 2012, 04:42:03 AM »
A doctor from France says:

 "In France , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles ; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

 The German doctor comments:

 "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person ; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

 A Russian doctor says:

 "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of.
 the heart from a person ; we put it into another.
 person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

 The U.S. doctor answers immediately:

 "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind.
 us....in the USA , about 3 years ago, we grabbed.
 a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and.
 no balls....we made him President of the United.
 States, and now....... the whole country is looking for work."
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« Reply #276 on: August 21, 2012, 05:00:57 AM »
 :lolsign:

nice one
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« Reply #277 on: September 05, 2012, 05:46:08 AM »
HAHA the best one in quite awhile!



“Government is the Only Thing We All Belong To”

-Michelle Obama
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« Reply #278 on: September 05, 2012, 10:02:58 AM »
“Government is the Only Thing We All Belong To”

-Michelle Obama

It wasn't Michelle Obama. The origin is reportedly a "Welcome to Charlotte" video, "solely produced and paid for by the Host Committee’s New American City Fund, which promotes the city of Charlotte and welcomes our guests. The intent of this video was to tell the story of this region and it is completely unaffiliated with the Obama campaign or the Democratic National Committee."

Nevertheless, the amount of stupid involved in playing a video with that line in it at the start of their convention is just appaling.


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« Reply #279 on: September 05, 2012, 10:23:08 AM »
Nevertheless, the amount of stupid involved in playing a video with that line in it at the start of their convention is just appaling.

I tend to believe people have always done stupid things like this, the internet just lets everybody know instead of a couple people, so people look more stupid then they are.
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« Reply #280 on: September 05, 2012, 11:55:22 AM »
I would like to thank Michelle Obama for the new shittier school lunches. I didn't think anyone could make them more shittier, but by god, you proved me wrong.
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« Reply #281 on: September 05, 2012, 05:48:23 PM »
I would like to thank Michelle Obama for the new shittier school lunches. I didn't think anyone could make them more shittier, but by god, you proved me wrong.

amen  i see kids dumping out healthy food into the trash daily at my school

they hate the new 'sweet potatoe' fries and two potato mash   basically  they hate all the new crap
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« Reply #282 on: September 05, 2012, 08:25:24 PM »
How much is a school lunch these days? Back when I was still in a public high school (1995 maybe), I think they were something like 1.30. I remember they used to have some pretty good rolls that they'd charge 10 cents a piece for, so I'd save money by just buying 4 or 5 rolls and a milk. Then before long, EVERYONE started doing that, and the school started losing too much money by getting raped on their roll prices. So then they instated a rule that you had a buy a full lunch to get extra rolls for 15 cents, and if you wanted to buy only rolls, they were 40 cents each. Then people who were getting full lunches would take other peoples money and buy the rolls for them at 15 cents and give them to them at the table. So then that was the end of the roll racket, NO MORE EXTRA ROLLS, YOU GET ONLY ONE, haha. I remember thinking 1.30 for lunch was OUTRAGEOUS because I was paying something like 85 cents for a full lunch a couple years before in middle school. :D

I'll probably still shit my drawers when I hear what the price is these days, but honestly, anything less than 5 bucks is still cheap I suppose.

If you think school food is bad... you have no fucking idea, man. Try some jail food. The jail in my county actually collects the leftover food from the local public schools to feed the inmates the next day. And on Saturdays, for a special treat... YOU GET NO FUCKING DINNER. No shit. Instead of lunch being served at noon on saturdays, they give you breakfast first thing in the morning, then for lunch at about 3pm you get a box of warm out of date barely spoiled 2% milk, and a 2 day old peanut butter sandwich on hardened bread that's pretty obviously at least 2 days old. AND NO DINNER. So much for the whole "THREE square meals a day" thing.
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« Reply #283 on: September 06, 2012, 05:22:02 AM »
@ my kids school prek-8 is $1.35 & high school is $1.60.  They wanted to charge the 5-8'ers $1.60 but the new super said no, you're not increasing their portions.

Their lunches suck imho.  You definitely get what you pay for.

The jail in my county actually collects the leftover food from the local public schools to feed the inmates the next day.

My kids school has a tendency to put it in the fridge for Monday.
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« Reply #284 on: September 15, 2012, 09:08:12 AM »
“Government is the Only Thing We All Belong To”

-Michelle Obama

It wasn't Michelle Obama. The origin is reportedly a "Welcome to Charlotte" video, "solely produced and paid for by the Host Committee’s New American City Fund, which promotes the city of Charlotte and welcomes our guests. The intent of this video was to tell the story of this region and it is completely unaffiliated with the Obama campaign or the Democratic National Committee."

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