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« Reply #165 on: March 26, 2009, 12:04:33 PM »
YES!!!
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« Reply #166 on: March 26, 2009, 04:24:02 PM »
Why did 'god' create yeast infections?

So women would know what its like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too.

lol okay that is funny !
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« Reply #167 on: March 26, 2009, 04:26:21 PM »
I'm glad that you can appreciate that mj, being that you're a woman and all.  :lol:

I told that joke to my mother aunt and grandmother who were all in the same room. It didn't go over well.
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« Reply #168 on: March 26, 2009, 06:16:58 PM »
I told that joke to my mother aunt and grandmother who were all in the same room. It didn't go over well.

 :bomb: :oops:

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« Reply #169 on: March 27, 2009, 10:25:54 AM »
I'm glad that you can appreciate that mj, being that you're a woman and all.  :lol:

I told that joke to my mother aunt and grandmother who were all in the same room. It didn't go over well.

LOL not too many women take a liking to the 'C' word  :o
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« Reply #170 on: March 28, 2009, 12:46:23 AM »
ya none of my girlfriends liked it either =X
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« Reply #171 on: March 28, 2009, 08:52:01 AM »
C-c-c-c C UNIT!!!
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« Reply #172 on: March 28, 2009, 10:18:06 AM »
What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
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« Reply #173 on: March 28, 2009, 08:31:05 PM »
What's brown and full of holes?

Swiss Shit!
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« Reply #174 on: April 02, 2009, 06:07:24 AM »
HALF WAY LAUGH

The Musical Octopus

 Captain Queeg goes into a harbour bar with his
pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50.00 that no one
here has a musical instrument that this here
octopus can't play."
 
 The people in the bar look around and someone
fetches out an old mandolin. The octopus has a
look, picks it up, tunes it, and starts playing a few
choruses of "Rawhide." Captain Queeg quickly
pockets the fifty bucks.
 
 The next bar patron comes up with a trumpet.
The octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys,
licks its chops and starts playing "Stella By
Starlight." Yet another $50 is handed over to the
smiling captain.
 
 The bar owner has been watching all of this and
disappears into the back room, returning a few
minutes with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He
puts them on the bar and says to the captain and
his octopus, "Now, I'll bet you a hundred dollars
your damn octopus can't play that!"
 
 The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it
up, turns it over, has another look from a
different angle and then starts the process over
again.

 Puzzled, the captain comes over to the octopus
and says, "What are you waiting around for?
Hurry up and play the damn thing!"
 
 "Play it, hell!" frowned the octopus. "As soon as I
figure out how to get her pyjamas off, we're out of
here!"
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« Reply #175 on: April 02, 2009, 07:31:40 AM »
LMAO!!!
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« Reply #176 on: April 11, 2009, 06:20:46 AM »
How do you make an octomom omlette?

8 eggs, no sausage.
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« Reply #177 on: April 15, 2009, 07:53:15 PM »
What has 600 legs and no pubic hair?


The opening night for Hanna Montana.
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« Reply #178 on: April 16, 2009, 03:52:42 AM »
What has 600 legs and no pubic hair?

Krenz cloned 299 times.
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« Reply #179 on: April 18, 2009, 01:52:36 PM »
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