Author Topic: Why dogs are better then cats. (Read 9538 times)

vibes · « **Reply #15 on:** October 20, 2006, 01:36:22 PM »

lol

you asshole

Whirlingdervish · « **Reply #16 on:** October 20, 2006, 03:06:33 PM »

booo!

looked like a cute pup too.

dy · « **Reply #17 on:** October 20, 2006, 06:05:17 PM »

Quote from: jagermonsta on October 20, 2006, 10:35:18 AM

rofl stupid cat: http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-164.htm

You're sick in the head.

occ_Undertaker_VA · « **Reply #18 on:** October 20, 2006, 07:46:40 PM »

Dogs Vs Cats....

Dogs are good cause...You play wit em,,, they bite you

some cute/funny/scarry

Cats Boring..........Boring...........Boring

Dogs Rule

ReCycled · « **Reply #19 on:** April 20, 2007, 11:56:48 AM »

I still prefer cats but this is so true......

10 reasons why dogs are better pets
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1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap.

2. Cats look silly on a leash.

3. When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.

4. Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

5. A dog knows when you're sad. And he'll try to comfort you. Cats don't care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.

6. Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse in your slippers.

7. When you take them for a ride, dogs will sit on the seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private basket, or they won't go at all.

8. Dogs will come when you call them. And they'll be happy. Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you.

9. Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing cats will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they're in pain.

10. Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.

jägermonsta · « **Reply #20 on:** April 20, 2007, 12:00:59 PM »

DWxchzrles · « **Reply #21 on:** April 20, 2007, 07:13:39 PM »

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{TNP}Dukie · « **Reply #22 on:** April 20, 2007, 08:41:33 PM »

I had a cat nmed "Duke" for a 11 years, he was a good pet! A real standup loving cat!

I cried the day I came home and found him lying in the floor with his eyes rolled back into his head, his tongue hangin out the side of his mouth and he was stiff as a board. He died laying in his side with his legs stretched out. When I opened the door I expected to see my Dukie clawing my leg, but instead he was laying there on the floor. I thought he was alseep at first, but I knew trouble was afoot quickly when he didnt arise. I picked his stiff body up and he didn't movie but his internal organs were rolling around in the body. It was pretty horrible. Not a lot of fun. I buried him in the back yard.

Cats are THE best low maintainence pets there are, and contrary to what many people say, they do love on you, just when they want too.

There ain't a god damn, mother fucking, son of a bitching, cock sucking thing wrong with having a cat. they are standup pets and they will love you.

I have had a sheltie named Dottie since 1997 and she will be 10 in july.

All that being said, I am now and forever more a dog person, specifically a sheltie person, until the day i die.

Every time you come home your dog acts like you were leaving forever and never coming back!

My dog is smarter than me and learns something new everyday, unlike me!

I fear with everthing in my soul, of facing the day that this pet dies.

I would wish that I would die before her, but I wouldn't want to do that to my dog, so I have to face the fact that she is old and will die soon.

That is the really only bad thing about having pets

Daemia · « **Reply #23 on:** April 20, 2007, 09:38:14 PM »

(I'm a dog person, but I found this hilarious none the less)

Pet Diary Excerpts

The Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing !
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing !
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat's Diary

--Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates
and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my
contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat
something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that
keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust
them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a
mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped
this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.
Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I
was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard
that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must
learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of
my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must
try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am
convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and
seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the
guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My
captors have
arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is
safe. For now...

Daemia · « **Reply #24 on:** April 20, 2007, 09:44:03 PM »

Quote from: {TNP}Dukie on April 20, 2007, 08:41:33 PM
Quote from: {TNP}Dukie on April 20, 2007, 08:41:33 PM

I fear with everything in my soul, of facing the day that this pet dies.

I would wish that I would die before her, but I wouldn't want to do that to my dog, so I have to face the fact that she is old and will die soon.

That is the really only bad thing about having pets

I agree, when you love pets that much its like losing a child

I feel the same way about my Diva Girl. Especially since my boyfriend keeps telling me "pittbulls don't live long, prepare yourself for it"

lidz · « **Reply #25 on:** April 23, 2007, 09:32:08 AM »

Dukie - you sound like the type of guy that gets a tattoo of thier dog and has photos hanging on the walls.

Not that there is anything wrong with that....

I have a huge dumb dog, that drives me nuts. I love em, but sometimes I think about staging an accident for his 'sleeping' time. Joking of course.....

{TNP}Dukie · « **Reply #26 on:** April 23, 2007, 12:45:49 PM »

Quote from: lidz on April 23, 2007, 09:32:08 AM

Dukie - you sound like the type of guy that gets a tattoo of thier dog

Never thought of that!

Daemia · « **Reply #27 on:** April 24, 2007, 09:19:56 PM »

oh I have thought of that lol, actually traced a pic of her and everything for one... but decided nahhh

I have stained glass art of her my mom made... good enough

and I got a whole photo album of Diva pictures, lol

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #28 on:** April 25, 2007, 12:06:45 AM »

Quote from: Daemia on April 24, 2007, 09:19:56 PM

*sie

jägermonsta · « **Reply #29 on:** April 25, 2007, 04:40:12 AM »

poor dog...

Author Topic: Why dogs are better then cats. (Read 9538 times)

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