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Challenge to granny
« on: October 06, 2006, 12:24:50 AM »
Granny, best out of 3, dm1, dm3, rage. I'm on low ping for the weekend, don't be scared or talk a bunch of shit, just accept my challenge and get owned. Oh and yes they can be played on t4 you little girl.
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Re: Challenge to granny
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2006, 08:31:02 AM »
oooh ooh!!1!

lemme spec this one! I wanna watch!
ROFL!
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Re: Challenge to granny
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2006, 08:39:41 AM »
I'd love to check out this match. But you KNOW granny is gonna puss out with some bullshit excuse like "I'm banging my girlfriend all weekend" or some shit like that. Let's see it granny, back up all that shit talking.

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Re: Challenge to granny
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2006, 08:52:35 AM »
banging chicks all weekend is no excuse to skip out on q2!
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I don't know about the rest of you, but I gotta do something in between bouts of marathon sex, other than smoking more herb or downing a few brews... There isn't a man on earth, who doesn't need some time to let his nuts recharge.
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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2006, 09:04:13 AM »
well ill be "banging"  her on sat, but sunday works for me,  but im confused...  do u really wanna get nade clowned with low ping?  o well! im happy to do it chump.  aint gona be some stupid tourney tho, u aint worth the time, ill play u 1 on edge, better make it count jr.  im sick of playing u it's always the same shit, call me hacks get owned and leave  :frustration:
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That -1 was intentional suicide before i gave up. to bad u wouldnt rematch.

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Re: Challenge to granny
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2006, 09:14:16 AM »
well iill play u 1 on edge

you pussy. you talk so much shit saying you can't be beat on any map, any mod, anything to do with quake. of course you would want to play the ONLY map you have a chance on. I've already proved that your bullshit by beating your ass 1on1 on some ffa map. sure you didn't know the map but that disproved your statement saying that you could beat anyone at any map any mod. you're good at dm1 but your all around quake2 skills lack.
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« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2006, 10:25:00 AM »
wow ur on some crack i c

lol ive never said im the best on every map ever,  if i played a non edge map for a month id be just as good at it as edge which is #1
as for mods, yes i am #1 tdm #3 id say for jump, #1 ffa #1 rail #1 ra ,  id only say #1 in rail and ra if its edge, which it usually is.

u think edge is only map id have a chance on vs haunted?  dude pass that shit over here i wanna be fukin cracked out like u too!

haunted has yet to come even slightly close to beating me 1on1 when i only use nades...  so where's yer logic coming from?  skill doesnt come from knowing the maps moron, anyone will know a map if they play it for a lil while.. yer such an idiot  :evilgrin:
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That -1 was intentional suicide before i gave up. to bad u wouldnt rematch.

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Re: Challenge to granny
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2006, 10:30:13 AM »
so you really think that map knowledge is useless in tdm huh?
I've probably only played tdm 3 times this year and for less than an hour each time
and even I know that's not true.
No wonder Dahang and company laugh at you.
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Re: Challenge to granny
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2006, 10:40:43 AM »
msg me when u can play and ill rape u on edge then any mod or map u want retard

owned

doesnt come from knowing the maps moron, anyone will know a map if they play it for a lil while..

rofl, wow you really are as stupid as everyone makes you out to be.
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« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2006, 12:29:43 PM »
wow yer both fucking retards, i said theres no skill in knowing maps, anyone who plays a map for a while will know every part of it,  learn how to read u fucking morons  :evilking:
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That -1 was intentional suicide before i gave up. to bad u wouldnt rematch.

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Re: Challenge to granny
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2006, 12:57:08 PM »
wow yer both fucking retards, i said theres no skill in knowing maps, anyone who plays a map for a while will know every part of it,  learn how to read u fucking morons  :evilking:

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A person that knows EVERY aspect of a map. Whether it be knowing where every item is, how to get to those items quickly by either knowing shortcuts or special jumps. Being able to pin point where opponent is by listening to sounds being made by them picking up items or jumping in specfic areas. Knowing all angles of the map giving you the knowledge of the best possible time to rail. Knowing the distance between spots on the map so you can time shots perfectly. All these aspects of map knowledge will give you a huge advantage. These advantages you have on your opponent are considered skills. You Granny only have 'skill' on one map, The Edge (dm1). You know this yourself. Otherwise you wouldn't turn down haunted's challenge. I'm going to laugh my ass off when he beats you on dm1. You are pretty much at that time going kill yourself because your whole little world is going to collapse on you.
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« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2006, 01:59:06 PM »
just my prediction no offense to either player, but i do for see granny winning dm1, if they play dm3 haunted should win that, rage will depend if granny has learned to not sit at ra and use his speed and aggression to run the  map, he will come on top, but rage would be the game worth watching.
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« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2006, 02:13:45 PM »
granny you know what would be refreshing and would actually make you a better player?  stop hiding behind dm1.  That is why the majority of people think you are a joke.  If u just spent that "1 month" and learned the other maps.  You then would be a ton better and possibly respected more.  No one cares about pickup games in general, but dm1 pickups are a dime a dozen they don't mean that much.  Saying u own someone implys u can play then anywhere on any 1v1 map.  Yes there are 1v1 maps and no they are not ffa maps.  if u say that then i will say dm1 is the most played ffa map of all time.  same concept.  Your a good dm1 player no doubt, and when we last played you did fine on rage, but there was no reason i shoulda won that game.  It was mechanics why u didn't win.  So, my suggestion is just take the time and learn these maps.  If u do no one will have anything to say if u beat them best of 3 or best of 5. 
dm3 - prolly ur weakest map as of now, there are many jumps that are worth doing on here moreso than rage.
q2rdm2/q2pduel7 - this will prolly be the easiest map for you to master next to edge.  Your style will flourish here.
ztn2dm2 - should know at least how to play this map.  very few take the time to master it. 
ztn2dm3 - staple you need to learn this map, with ur speed u can dominate this map EZ
match1 - controvisial, but i believe it was used in pgl so it stays and also in qcon last year.  Just get an idea more than camp ra.  cause what if they camp ra? what do u do
aero - hate this map, but it is necessary to learn and u will do good here as well.
q2dm7 - (for randy) gotta at least know this in case you play someone who swears by it.  (it has been in ladders and tourneys, i know its a different style, but hpbs love it)
thats about it, dm5 possibly if u go back 6 years, dm6 if u play wacky euro's but really just those maps.  scratch dm7/aero/match1 and u will be well rounded include those and you may just may be as good as u want ppl to believe.  Just a thought.
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« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2006, 02:14:09 PM »
I predict granny is too much of a puss to play anyone with a reasonable amount of skill on any map other than q2dm1.

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« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2006, 03:11:50 PM »
well then, um id say im fine on rage, 2 of these demos have me and u on rage and 1 of them is me vs u and yer buddy and i still win..  so ya i guess that sums it up.

as for maps, i dont play maps with p/s or portals. I hate maps with ra besides rage cause atleast it has some jumps. i dont play maps that would give wallers a huge advantage. 

The main thing all of u dont seem to understand is, 90% of q2 exists on q2dm1.  look at any site with a demo section, look at the percentage of the demos that are edge, and the small percent that remains is other maps.  Edge was designed perfectly, the main q2 map will never change from edge, and i doubt any game in the future has a map designed 1/2 as good as edge.

my thoughts  :afro:
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