Author Topic: The Chuck Norris Facts thread (Read 5898 times)

FragUPlenty · « **on:** September 30, 2006, 12:04:08 PM »

If you have any Chuck Norris facts post them up here.

1. Chuck Norris

ĄƦçɧąɳɠҾԼ · « **Reply #1 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:38:44 PM »

1. If you try video taping Chuck Norris without his permission you will very quickly be filming the inside of your own ass.
2. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
3. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
4. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
5. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
7. Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
8. Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
9. Chuck Norris invented a teleportation device. However, the only place he is able to teleport is "right behind you."
10. Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.

X'tyfe · « **Reply #2 on:** September 30, 2006, 06:55:29 PM »

arnt people tired of these?

Art · « **Reply #3 on:** September 30, 2006, 06:59:49 PM »

Quote from: [BTF]X'tyfe on September 30, 2006, 06:55:29 PM
Quote from: [BTF]X'tyfe on September 30, 2006, 06:55:29 PM

arnt people tired of these?

Om3ga · « **Reply #4 on:** September 30, 2006, 07:08:51 PM »

fuck chuck norris, he aint shit and you aint either! (how about that) im saying it now, and aint gettin round-house kicked.

*waits to get round-house kicked*

aint happening!

X'tyfe · « **Reply #5 on:** September 30, 2006, 07:11:49 PM »

you didnt see it, nor did you feel it, but he did it

Om3ga · « **Reply #6 on:** September 30, 2006, 07:19:10 PM »

them chuck norris facts are make believe.

people need to quit telling kids this senseless shit, and tell them about life, how short it is, and how wisely they should spend it.

FragUPlenty · « **Reply #7 on:** September 30, 2006, 07:24:55 PM »

ok kids, heres some life advice. Dont bad mouth Chuck Norris or face being round house kicked, then possibly tea bagged by CHUCK NORRIS

ĄƦçɧąɳɠҾԼ · « **Reply #8 on:** September 30, 2006, 07:28:11 PM »

Quote from: [BTF]X'tyfe on September 30, 2006, 06:55:29 PM
Quote from: [BTF]X'tyfe on September 30, 2006, 06:55:29 PM

arnt people tired of these?

Personally, I didn't know they had Chuck Norris facts until I seen this post. A quick Google got me all the Chuck Norris facts I needed.

Quote from: FragUPlenty on September 30, 2006, 07:24:55 PM

ok kids, heres some life advice. Dont bad mouth Chuck Norris or face being round house kicked, then possibly tea bagged by CHUCK NORRIS

That reminds me...

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Om3ga · « **Reply #9 on:** September 30, 2006, 07:31:00 PM »

Quote from: FragUPlenty on September 30, 2006, 07:24:55 PM

ok kids, heres some life advice. Dont bad mouth Chuck Norris or face being round house kicked, then possibly tea bagged by CHUCK NORRIS

chuck norris is a chump. im sayin it.

why isnt he round house kicking me, or tea bagging me ?

Om3ga · « **Reply #10 on:** September 30, 2006, 07:32:30 PM »

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bigballs.html

thats a potato sack...

{TNP}Dukie · « **Reply #11 on:** September 30, 2006, 07:37:29 PM »

seems like I had these in my sig a while back.

they are still funny

FragUPlenty · « **Reply #12 on:** September 30, 2006, 07:39:22 PM »

Quote from: N'Awlins on September 30, 2006, 07:31:00 PM
Quote from: N'Awlins on September 30, 2006, 07:31:00 PM

Quote from: FragUPlenty on September 30, 2006, 07:24:55 PM
ok kids, heres some life advice. Dont bad mouth Chuck Norris or face being round house kicked, then possibly tea bagged by CHUCK NORRIS

chuck norris is a chump. im sayin it.

why isnt he round house kicking me, or tea bagging me ?

Om3ga · « **Reply #13 on:** September 30, 2006, 07:42:29 PM »

Quote from: FragUPlenty on September 30, 2006, 07:39:22 PM

Quote from: N'Awlins on September 30, 2006, 07:31:00 PM
Quote from: N'Awlins on September 30, 2006, 07:31:00 PM
Quote from: FragUPlenty on September 30, 2006, 07:24:55 PM
ok kids, heres some life advice. Dont bad mouth Chuck Norris or face being round house kicked, then possibly tea bagged by CHUCK NORRIS

chuck norris is a chump. im sayin it.

why isnt he round house kicking me, or tea bagging me ?

look its a joke he isnt really supposed to drive to your house and tea bag or round house kick you allthough I could be wrong and he might be on his way there right now.

DWxchzrles · « **Reply #14 on:** October 07, 2006, 01:01:47 PM »

i still do not get all this CHUCK NORRIS bashing - why?

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