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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #1380 on: July 13, 2007, 05:57:33 AM »
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These days I'm leaning towards the 10 dimensions and infinite parallel universe theories with God / heaven being in the 10th dimension.

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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #1381 on: July 13, 2007, 11:38:44 PM »
reaper, regarding the idea about God being incomprehensible.. if we aren't capable of knowing God (a creator) by any of our abilities, that's fine, but how would that be useful?
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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #1382 on: July 14, 2007, 07:19:27 PM »
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regarding the idea about God being incomprehensible.. if we aren't capable of knowing God (a creator) by any of our abilities, that's fine, but how would that be useful?

i have my ideas of what god is, based primarily on life being a test, and some kind of good vs. evil thing going on, and the natural feeling that there is a good.  if someone wwere to ask how does god do something, and so on, I would say that's incomprehsible at the moment.  I'm sure they would reply that there is no god, and that's why he's incomprehsible. 
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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #1383 on: July 14, 2007, 11:24:11 PM »
Voltron...tools of satan?...wtf...ok..

http://www.yikers.com/video_voltron_is_the_devil.html
They are, just ask DeathStalker. :-X

What ???
Why would i say that?
That's stupid, so is that video, and the guys in it are idiots that do way more harm to christianity than any kids show could ever possibly do.

And I like the Transformers too :)
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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #1384 on: July 15, 2007, 08:38:19 AM »
If I remember correctly, you were the one that claimed the devil was here on earth in the form of an evil presence in the world banking system. I looked for your post, but Tastyspleen's search engine doesn't want to find everything I guess.

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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #1385 on: July 15, 2007, 07:53:56 PM »
Yes, something like that. I won't say if we're actually in the time that the bible speeks of when he's on earth. But his evil presence is for sure. It's not actually the banking system either, more the "one world" financial, commerse, and trade institution in Belgium. But that's ok, when people are required to have some form of scannable technology imbedded in there hand or forhead (just like the bible said), rest assured, people will believe it has nothing to do with the bible (because it's all hogwash anyway) and that it's just a better more efficient way of doing things.

But ...

I still fail to see what that has to do with the cartoon Voltron ???

The Devil's evil is all over, mabey it does use things like that to numb kids to violence, guess it could, but geez I think there's worse and more pressing things to focus on. Like the complete idiots that was in the video.
They come on there and make thier stupid as hell assesments of a perfectly good cartoon, trying to say it's all evil. Because they're fanatics that look to any and everything and say it's evil. They're also like the morons that tried to get Wrestling takin off the air and Vid games banned.
They are the one's that are most likely working for the devil, and the poor guys probably don't even realize it.
They hurt the christian faith more than anybody. How?
Because people watch these guys and they immediately think ALL christians are that way and make the christian community and faith look like idiots grabbing at straws for something to ban.
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« Reply #1386 on: July 15, 2007, 09:40:35 PM »
This Satin fellow doesn't seem like such a nice guy.

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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #1387 on: July 16, 2007, 11:43:55 AM »
"But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg."
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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #1388 on: July 16, 2007, 03:07:33 PM »
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But that's ok, when people are required to have some form of scannable technology imbedded in there hand or forhead (just like the bible said)

interesting prediction, does the bible really talk about this technology?  Lets see some quotes. come on man, you can't really believe this stuff????
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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #1389 on: July 16, 2007, 03:23:11 PM »
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But that's ok, when people are required to have some form of scannable technology imbedded in there hand or forhead (just like the bible said)

interesting prediction, does the bible really talk about this technology?  Lets see some quotes. come on man, you can't really believe this stuff????

He is making a reference to the mark of the beast, in the bible all  mankind will have to accept his "number" if you will to buy/sell/trade etc.
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« Reply #1390 on: July 16, 2007, 03:36:39 PM »
ah yes an allusion to the deranged visions of a religious zealot that christians call the "revelation"..
what does it REVEAL? Nothing.


Of all parts of the bible to take literally and seriously, why does it always have to be the part with the buttload of figurative language that is based on some dude's vision of the end times?

Forget the book of Job or any of the less fun parts of the bible, lets just talk all about the "rapture" and how everything is going to suck for everyone else but be fine for them because they believed..

what happened to being stoned to death and crucified and tortured and MARTYRED for your beliefs?

Back when christianity actually resembled a legitimate religion it was all about loving people while you were suffering and being true to your faith no matter how hard the world came down on you.

Nowadays its all:
"everything is going to be great and we'll just get whisked away to heaven for being nice to each other, and we wont even have to DIE! how great is that!?!?!11!"
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« Reply #1391 on: July 16, 2007, 05:20:50 PM »
ah yes an allusion to the deranged visions of a religious zealot that christians call the "revelation"..
what does it REVEAL? Nothing.


Of all parts of the bible to take literally and seriously, why does it always have to be the part with the buttload of figurative language that is based on some dude's vision of the end times?

Forget the book of Job or any of the less fun parts of the bible, lets just talk all about the "rapture" and how everything is going to suck for everyone else but be fine for them because they believed..

what happened to being stoned to death and crucified and tortured and MARTYRED for your beliefs?

Back when christianity actually resembled a legitimate religion it was all about loving people while you were suffering and being true to your faith no matter how hard the world came down on you.

Nowadays its all:
"everything is going to be great and we'll just get whisked away to heaven for being nice to each other, and we wont even have to DIE! how great is that!?!?!11!"


Book Of Dervish: Revelations for your ass.

Hitting bookstores nation wide  :yessign: :lolsign:
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« Reply #1392 on: July 16, 2007, 08:26:26 PM »
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« Reply #1394 on: July 18, 2007, 05:06:07 AM »
This Satin fellow doesn't seem like such a nice guy.

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