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1vs1 - DaHanG vs Granny - q2dm1
« on: May 18, 2006, 07:05:37 PM »
well since the only reason granny posted my loss vs dinsum is because it's so rare and it grants him the right to go further on his nutsack. in obvious retaliation, i will post some games of me hacking the crap out of granny.
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Re: DaHanG vs Granny
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2006, 07:28:03 PM »
he couldn't withstand your hacks with such oily fingers remember?  :lolsign:
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Re: DaHanG vs Granny
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2006, 07:34:40 PM »
I'm afraid you're wrong here, Haunted.
That wasn't oil.
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Re: DaHanG vs Granny
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2006, 08:38:46 PM »
Hey, whatever Din did to beat you, you have to give him props.  Sure you know things he probably doesn't, and perhaps vice versa, but Granny didn't really talk a lot of crap in his post, so there isn't really much in the way to "retaliate" to.  Anybody that's played with or against you would need no "proof" that you're one kickass quaker.
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Re: DaHanG vs Granny
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2006, 09:46:19 PM »
viewing the demos you'll see a 10-15 ping difference. i know you dropped out of high school but simple math =
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Re: DaHanG vs Granny
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2006, 09:53:40 PM »
here
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Re: DaHanG vs Granny
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2006, 09:55:46 PM »
 :alien: About those three Granny v. Dahang demos:

From a purely entertainment view, 'Hang's play here doesn't "dasizzle"[word between dazzle&sizzle] with jumps, movement or unexpected weap tactics. In fact, his playing style is very nuanced and subtle; if anything, he just adopts, chameleon-like, to whomever he's playing...only smarter. It must be frustrating for his opponents who really won't benefit from watching Hang's demos - you're only seeing Dahang's style vs. ______. [If he was one of the X-Men, he'd be Mystique and play with his breasts all day!]
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In all three matches Hang just plays straight strategy...armor up, throw a flick rock or two at Granny's chain, then decide whether to come back for finishing frag or armor up again. Very counterpunchy demos against a very dangerous opponent whom Hang gives respect by backing off, blind rocketing and using elevator. But again demowatchers, this is only Dahang vs. Granny; in other demos he can play completely different (and more entertaining).
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« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2006, 11:15:13 PM »
very convincing argument.

im down to do one game with 30 ping disadvantage, and two games with 15 ping advantage (15 + 15 = 30) to see who's better overall in a best 2 of 3. we both know that you ping 55 at tourney and i ping 40, while i ping 60 to t4 and you ping 30 so this shouldn't be an issue. i can just assume you'll be 'afraid' and we can just do 1 game on each and person with most net frags chooses 3rd map.

ps...i am not willing to do a best 4 of 7 like you wanted when you were down 3-0 in maps lol.
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Re: DaHanG vs Granny
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2006, 06:26:45 AM »

thanks to you granny the world thinks people from north america are fucking retarded as you..good job. :notworthy:
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« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2006, 07:16:05 AM »
again, read carefully. here's simpler terms

me 60 vs you 30. you 55 + me 40. me = 100 total, you = 85 total.

that's some disadvantage you got there, what a warrior.
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« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2006, 10:00:23 AM »
Granny, honestly i dont even see how u think you/granny move that great, what is this based on? speed strafing along a empty coridor? double jumping? 'crouch walking' as you so entertainingly put it, or what? You dont move bad, dinsum doesn't move bad, but i honestly dont see how you think your such an expert. I'd say flarez/daelmun both move way better than you

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« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2006, 10:03:06 AM »
granny just stop.  you got owned 3x by dahang.  just like you got nade clowned by me, and just as i was about to shotgOWN you in that one match but you went observer.
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Re: DaHanG vs Granny
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2006, 11:47:11 AM »
i concur with randy, flarez is smoother and faster than a quintuple dose of exlax.
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« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2006, 12:33:28 PM »
« Last Edit: May 19, 2006, 12:44:12 PM by GYN »
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Re: DaHanG vs Granny
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2006, 04:57:58 PM »
the thing is gyn he claims to be sooo fast three times as fast as anyone..when in reality..he might be a (TAD) bit faster but hes nothing amazing.
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