The Official 2017-2018 Football Thread

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VT clemson will be very close. I've never liked Tennessee and have always thought they're overrated year after year, but nonetheless Georgia smoked them like a philly!!! Georgia will likely be #2 in an SEC power ranking after that.

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By the way I meant to comment on focalor stating that he KNEW the penn state Iowa game would be the best of the day a week ago. I watched that game and enjoyed it too. Despite my disrespect for the big 10, penn state and Iowa are two teams I'm OK with.

I might be wrong about the tech clemson game. Clemson is playing very well and VA Tech is making them work for it too.

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Tennessee has begun getting their shit together in the past 2 seasons. Within the SEC as a whole, They aren't Alabama upper-level yet, but they've risen from the bottom of the deck to somewhere in the middle or upper middle area. I wouldn't say they're overrated. As for their performance today... I dunno, everybody has bad games once in a while. And then sometimes it's a perfect storm and those once in a while bad games become totally unmitigated enormous clusterfucks of jurassic proportions. It's like the most important members of the team just got progressively more frustrated with the way the game was going and as time went on, they kept making worse and worse mistakes. And then the climax happened. That one awful punt that bounced off the players right in front of the punter and flew out of bounds for about a FIVE YARD PUNT (lol)... right after that colossal screw up was probably the single moment where the entire team decided "Fuck this, I'm done." And Georgia said in response, "We ain't. We remember last year, motherfuckers, and you're gonna pay." Last year, with about 5 seconds left, Tennessee was behind and threw a hail mary to the end zone. Georgia had it HEAVILY defended with about 4 or 5 on 1, and the Tennessee receiver STILL managed to be the one that snatched it. Like the ancient Klingon proverb, revenge is a dish best served cold.

I'm starting to gain faith here. Georgia's defense has seemingly become phenomenal overnight starting with that game last week. Somethings clicked and they're kicking way more ass than they were in the first 2 games of the season. And looking ahead to the rest of the games on the schedule, the two most challenging games are now behind them. With Florida's QB out for the season, I don't expect them to have a strong enough offense to overcome Georgia's defense. Auburn isn't terrible, but I don't think they'll be any tougher than Miss St or Tenn was. Same for South Carolina. Same for Missouri. They're at Vanderbilt next week. That'll be another easy mauling. In mid Nov they take on Kentucky. They're kinda like Tennessee lately, they've clawed their way back into the middle of the pack. And the following weekend is game 12 and the college football in-state rivalry weekend, so they go to Atlanta to face Georgia Tech. Those last two games should be the only real opposition to a 12-0 season for Georgia in my opinion. I can't believe I'm saying it because I thought they were incredibly average to below average in week 1, but... they might actually pull off an undefeated year. If they get to the SEC championship and beat Alabama (which not only seems possible, but LIKELY at this point), then in my opinion, only Penn State could have a chance at beating them in a bowl game... that is IF Penn State makes it that far.

Mind officially blown. I know, I know, probably getting way ahead of myself, it's only 5-0 so far with 7 more to go. But... you gotta admit... seems like a highly probable scenario.

Despite my disrespect for the big 10, penn state and Iowa are two teams I'm OK with.

Yeah, actually watch an entire Penn State game here in the next couple of weeks. You'll agree, they are absolutely one of the 5 best teams in the nation. They have Oklahoma and Washington ranked up there at the top too. I dunno about them, haven't really watched any of their games. Even with a shutout mauling against Tennessee, I don't expect it'll be enough to advance Georgia any higher up the rankings. Then again, they have a boner for the SEC because they seem to give ranks based on past years performances, and with Bama winning MOST of the national championships, it tends to skew their pointed little empty heads towards favoring the SEC. I mean... we appreciate it... but we know it's not always justifiable.

What do I want for Christmas this year? I want a 12-0 Alabama to face a 12-0 Georgia in the SEC Championship. That 2012 SEC Championship game between Alabama and Georgia was probably the single greatest college football game I've ever seen in my life. Not only was the 2012 game for the SEC conference title, a spot in the National Title game was at stake for both schools as well. Would be incredible to see that happen again.

ps. look, I'm even so unashamed of them now that I'll use a UGA avatar again. Look ma! We don't suck anymore!

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1. Alabama
2. Clemson
3. Oklahoma(most overrated team in the whole 25)
4. Penn state
5. Washington(over-ranked)
6. Georgia
7. Michigan
8. Washington State
9. TCU
10. Wisconsin
11. Ohio State
12. Auburn
13. USC
14. Miami
15. Oklahoma State
16. Virginia tech
17. Louisville
18. USF
19. Notre Dame(1 pt Georgia loss looking better now)
20. Utah
21. Florida
22. SDSU
23. West Virginia
24. NC State
25. Florida State

Bored so I made a prediction. I think it'll be very close to that. Oklahoma isn't good. They beat 0-4 Baylor yesterday 49-41. Baylor scored 3x the points that Duke allowed them lol.

The Gool Ol' boy's club really wants justification for a PAC 12 playoff team. Their prize horse USC lost so they'll set it up for a top 10 rival match-up between Washington and wash state.

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I knew Atlanta was in trouble when I saw how low scoring the game was near the end of the 2nd quarter since Atlanta is typically a first half team. The bills are decent enough that I thought it'd be close. Then that "fumble" happened. I bet you're pissed focalor, lol.

Carolina vs New England is a weird match up. An inconsistent offense that depends on Cam Newton's confidence due to his ego and a great defense vs a good offense with the best quarterback and a bad defense. Cam with the tendency to choke at the end, Brady with the tendency to win at the end. Carolina BARELY pulled it off @ New England.

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Actually, I was busy and only really caught the last 5 mins of the game and briefly saw the score midway through the 3rd Qtr. Wasn't happy about it, no. The fuckin' Bills? But if we're honest, the last two wins ATL had could've been L's had lady lucks piss run down the other side of her leg by chance.

Just like last year, I'm not gonna make a point of sitting down and watching Falcons games. If there's ANYTHING better to do... like watching flies fuck... I'll do that instead.

[Sgt. Dick]

Georgia looked strong once again.

Auburn is looking strong also, should be a good game coming up between UGA & Auburn in a few weeks.

Alabama finally had to play a SEC game.  Once again a mobile QB gave Alabama trouble.

Iowa St Plants their flag on Oklahoma's emblem.  You started it Baker Mayfield 

Miami scores a TD with 6 seconds left to beat Fla St.

FLA and LSU played a pretty even game with LSU winning 17-16 because FLA missed an extra point.  This just shows the Troy can beat FLA also.

Mich St. beats Michigan    I love to see Harbaugh lose just about as much as Ohio St. & Notre Dame 

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It's great. So many of the overrated teams that the AP and committee are biased for have already lost. Oklahoma, Ohio State, Michigan, USC, and notre Dame.... Let's hope for more to come 

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https://youtu.be/YpWN7ws9Ee8

He does 3 rails with little rocks falling out of his nostrils.

 

J-cut brought that good shit from Chicago

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https://youtu.be/YpWN7ws9Ee8

He does 3 rails with little rocks falling out of his nostrils.

 

J-cut brought that good shit from Chicago

YouTurd took the video down for violating their high standards.

The Miami Herald has a copy of it posted though. Maybe it'll stay up longer.
http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/armando-salguero/article177826396.html

And speaking of YouTube's lofty high standards, here's some fine examples of what they allow that does NOT violate their policies.

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This is "educational". I feel "educated"... don't you?

I shrunk the display size down to 100x100 so that the play button will kinda COVER the nudity in the preview image. If you perverts wanna see it larger, you'll have to right click it, open in a new tab, then login to youtube (it's age restricted).

The first video features a porn star. It probably actually IS a legit educational video. The second one is a clip from a video that someone took from an actual porn site (Met-Art or Joymii or one of those similar euro art-porn sites) and then rebranded it as if it were an educational video about pussy waxing. There was another couple of videos about shaving on another "FemHealth" youtube channel a while back. I remember it because of how fucking ridiculous it was, and I guess that's probably why it isn't up anymore, youtube probably thought it was too ridiculous also. It was a "female health" video about shaving your legs. The female in the video was indeed shaving her legs. But... she was completely nude while doing it. Titties, pussy, the full monty.

Anyway, back on topic.

Yeah, CHUNKY! It's better to crush the shit into a fine powder so it coats your sinuses more. Sucking up chunks like that kinda wastes it. And anyone who's gonna improperly use china like that is gonna improperly use talent as an offensive line coach.

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Well, I had a good time in chapel hill. Great seats to NC VA. 25 yard line 9 rows up from ground. They announce the starters and Chazz surrat was obviously named the starting qb. Instead, Brandon Harris takes the field and the announcer issues a correction. 

He threw 3 interceptions, but should've thrown 5. I called all of them when they were in the air. My wife who hardly knows what's going on is like "does he even look where he's throwing the ball?" 

One was particularly bad. That's saying a lot for him. I remember a deep ball being so short that the corner covering the WR on his route looked behind him and was like Wow, this ball is going to be 20 yards short!!! So he sprints back for the interception.

Here it is at the end of this highlight video:


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlrq_TRu1HE

It's a little after 2:15 I think. It was even more epic in person 

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HAHAHA! That's so bad, lol. In his defense... kinda... he got hit and pushed backwards just as or a hair after he let it go. But still... I dunno if that's any kind of excuse for an underthrow THAT much under thrown. Honestly, it looked more like he just chucked it up and was relying on the providence of the good lord baby jesus to get it where it needed to go, lol.

You could almost hear the crowd going "Ohhhhhh" and cringing and/or clinching their buttholes as he threw it up, haha! I don't understand that throw at all. What the fuck was he thinking? Down by only 3, it was still the 3rd quarter, things were far from desperate... WTF!?!

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Harris makes the Florida QB's look good. 

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I had to steal this from Foc's Politics post.

Have you ever heard someone interview Joel Osteen and ask him uncomfortable non-predetermined questions. He reminds me of Jack Lemmon as that slick sleazeball salesman in Glengarry Glen Ross. Am I right? Every word out of his mouth and every expression on his face is another attempt to mindfuck you. And you see it so clear, and you hate him so deeply for it, and you wonder how everyone else can be so stupid that they CAN'T see exactly what you see in him.


This made me think of the Florida coaching staff versus Texas A&M.  Everyone who is watching the game live or on TV, knows that the A&M QB is going to run the ball on every 3rd down.  Instead of putting 8 players in the box and making the QB beat you throwing the ball, the Florida coaching staff repeatedly falls for the same QB scramble resulting in a first down each time. 

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UNC is now 1-6. Yes they're leading the country in injuries, and yes 93-95% of all scoring offense and offensive yardage went to the NFL. Even if that's a valid excuse I never use it. Larry Fedora is the worst coach in the ACC. Clemson, Miami, va Tech and Duke have some of the best head coaches in the country. Replace fedora with one of them and UNC would be 6-1 possibly instead.