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Re: The Official 2015-2016 Football Season Thread
« Reply #285 on: January 22, 2016, 02:30:22 PM »
I should probably explain that the gonnorhea/rot/hell comment was a reference to that Ace Ventura movie. Since it starred Jim Carey, I should assume no ones seen it and thus will not get the reference. Honestly, the only 20 seconds of that movie that is watchable is the part where he walks into the headbanger bar where Cannibal Corpse, fronted by original vocalist Chris Barnes, is playing Hammer Smashed Face.

If I had a time machine, I'd go back to the 90's, walk onto the set of Ace Ventura Pet Detective, punch Jim Carey in the face, tell Cannibal Corpse not to fire Chris Barnes, and mouth rape Sean Young. I dunno. Maybe I'd write her some sweet poetry, give her 10 dozen roses, take her out for a nice expensive dinner and a show, take her back to my place, light some candles and play some Luther Vandross, do the whole romantic thing. But I'd definitely still punch Jim Carrey in the face. And I'd probably punch Courtney Cox in the face too, shit why not.
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Re: The Official 2015-2016 Football Season Thread
« Reply #286 on: January 23, 2016, 08:12:07 AM »
I know the exact part of the movie now that you say it. My brother would always use the phrase and I knew you were joking nonetheless. But perhaps I should explain as well. I'm not joking. I'm super duper serious. 24 hours until the Camthers eat another bird for dinner buddy ;)

I'm stocking up on beer because it looks like this winter storm is gonna flood me like the panthers defense on Carson.
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Re: The Official 2015-2016 Football Season Thread
« Reply #287 on: January 23, 2016, 08:31:59 AM »
Even if Carolina loses there's no way I'm going to be as mad as I was about UNC Baylor lmao. And I THOUGHT I was disappointed over unc Clemson, which I was cuz unc lost by 1 possession and that offsides call was brutal, but neither Clemson nor unc were playing their A-game. I feel like if both were, the score would be about the same, Clemson winning by 7-10 pts.

Baylor on the other hand wow. With the progress the Tar Heel defense has had this year just to have a performance like that was just pitiful. The offense was sub par too, mainly due to turnovers. Well, unc had to be that team to allow the most rushing yards in a bowl game ever. What a great milestone and label to possess  :bananaw00t:
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Re: The Official 2015-2016 Football Season Thread
« Reply #288 on: January 23, 2016, 08:36:36 AM »
Classic example of why nick saban should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell:

https://www.seccountry.com/alabama/north-carolina-commit-looking-forward-to-meeting-nick-saban
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Re: The Official 2015-2016 Football Season Thread
« Reply #289 on: January 24, 2016, 03:20:02 AM »
Palmer, Palmer, he's our man
If he can't do it,... it... really... won't surprise us. ::)
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Re: The Official 2015-2016 Football Season Thread
« Reply #290 on: January 24, 2016, 06:37:03 AM »
Saban/Alabama has had the #1 recruiting class for the last 5 years  :grrrr:

Alabama is not #1 at this point for this year, but it won't surprise me if they pull in big names at the end and get the #1 class again  :raincloud:
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Re: The Official 2015-2016 Football Season Thread
« Reply #291 on: January 24, 2016, 07:16:07 PM »
Well, I thought the Denver NE game would be closer than some thought. I was right, but the whole time considering the opportunities NE got I was thinking Brady would pull it off like he seems to do in high pressure situations. But, he didn't, go complain to the refs loser. I guess Cam will have to give Peyton's old ass the game ball instead now.
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« Reply #292 on: January 24, 2016, 07:32:59 PM »
Also, I'm pleased with how Carolina played. If they play the same way then Denver is done. It's just as tough to imagine another effort like that(back to back) as it is to produce it. They certainly have the momentum though.
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Re: The Official 2015-2016 Football Season Thread
« Reply #293 on: January 24, 2016, 07:38:41 PM »
Denver got their shit together on defense big time today. Brady was getting bashed around all game, and Denvers secondary stuck to their assignments like ugly on Chelsea Clinton. That's the one and only formula for success against Brady when he's got Gronk, Edelman, and Amendola running routes, and even then success ain't guaranteed. So... a cute little golf clap of congrats to the Broncos. They might've won the AFC, but they have an ice cube's chance in Hell of beating Carolina in the Superbowl. Carolina is going to FUCKING DECIMATE the Broncos.

No worries, Haunted. Carolina has it won already. I'd stake my right hand on it. Any Broncos fan out there care to take me up on this bet? ;)
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Re: The Official 2015-2016 Football Season Thread
« Reply #294 on: January 25, 2016, 07:40:42 AM »
I concur. I feel like Carolina is looking better going into this than any team in a decade or two. Sure, Seattle was favored to beat Denver 2 years ago and the score showed that. But none of us thought Denver would get destroyed THAT bad. We just thought they'd lose. In this case all signs are pointing to Carolina making Denver look like the citadel.

But, my gut is already telling me that things are probably going to pan out differently than expected. I still think Carolina will win, but this is my bet:

Take Carolina parlayed with the under in total points scored. It'll be about a 1:3 payout. The Super Bowl brings out the best in everyone, we already know Carolina is going to come out looking great, Denver knows that and knows if they don't frustrate and tire Carolina a bit on the first two to three drives then the game is gone. I may even wait to make a live bet mid 1st quarter haha
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« Reply #295 on: January 25, 2016, 07:03:37 PM »
I Carolina/Arizona game would have been anyone's game if Arizona did not turn the ball over 7 times.  Arizona actually outplayed Carolina between turnovers.

 :oksign: enough trolling Haunted with this total BS.

Carolina played the most complete game I have seen them play.  When Carolina plays like that, they are unbeatable.
If Carolina plays as well in the SB, they will win easily, maybe not by as big of margin because I think Peyton won't make as many dumb throws.
Denver will bring pressure, but Carolina has a much better O-line to handle it.  Denver will not be able to go as aggressive on their rush because CAM is much more mobile than Brady and can burn them easily.
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« Reply #297 on: February 02, 2016, 04:00:35 PM »
I'm back in New Jersey. All Eagles and giants fans here. At the grocery store two cashiers, baggers, many people in line, and a manager were discussing the Super Bowl. All of these Yankees seem to think Denver is going to win except one guy who insists Carolina's defense is as good as denver's if not better and that's cam newton aside. They all gave him hell for it. I step up to the cashier and he's like can you believe that guy? I responded "I'm from North Carolina".

I could go on, but I'll skip to the part about realizing the flowers I bought for my wife(yeah, go fuck yourself) were a little worn and torn after he "bagged" them. A few stems broken, some fell out, lmao. I don't even care. Cam is going to do far more than I ever could. ;)

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« Reply #298 on: February 02, 2016, 08:57:59 PM »
My Super Bowl 50 prediction:
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« Reply #299 on: February 03, 2016, 07:17:40 PM »
It's a sign.  :lolsign:
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