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Owning 2dum thread
« on: May 17, 2015, 11:14:28 PM »
I thought it would be an awesome idea to make a thread where people can post the most random screenshots, in the most random games of owning dumdum. I will start by posting 15 different times I have owned dumdum on dm. I have highlighted his "godly" performances for ease of viewing his un awesomeness

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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2015, 11:15:43 PM »
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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2015, 11:16:48 PM »
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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2015, 11:17:37 PM »
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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2015, 08:14:47 AM »
ROFL

ALPHA HOW DARE YOU

It is well known that 80% of my games i spend juking players and bouncing up and down to taunt. The other 20% i am easily winning maps by 5 frags or more.

You can say that I practice my tai chi in dm, enhancing my movement at the expense of noobs. AND its pretty fucking funny as well.

For example, walking forward for just a second then sprinting backwards only to see the noob fire a shot at close range ROFL then realizing I backed off.

Or watching a noob attempt to rail me 10x while ducking and taunting is epic.

However when ty or splinter or some other jackass question my greatness I quickly remind them I can win any  map at will. You only have 15 instances of winning in over 5 years ROFL I think thats pretty terrible.

Not to mention the numerous amount of times ty will encourage other people to kill me on sight or gun for me specifically so i cant reach 1st. This also pertains to dervish as well, and also smurf and others. I use a visible skin like yoshi and everyone can spot me a mile away, unlike you assshats who hide behind a basic male or female skin. The amount of disadvantages that i must climb increase by the day, But fear not.

I am the infinite eternal lord god king 2d, and you will recognize greatness!!!!

GTFO!
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[14:05] <MoIOM|haunted> I challenged 2dum to a .....match.....
[14:06] <MoIOM|haunted> he beat me 4-3, although i blew myself up twice :>
[23:04] <[2d> i can now die in peace ROFL!

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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2015, 08:26:21 AM »
Only fucking idiots play with all the skins downloaded.

You look like male/grunt to anyone decent, just like half the other newbies with their little "hey look at me" skins.

Nobody teams against you other than the really bad ones from vanilla who get handled off in a map or two, and who team against everyone. Ty doesn't need other people to beat you and neither does anyone else you mentioned.

You're bad.
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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2015, 12:32:25 PM »
Quote from: dumdum
You only have 15 instances of winning in over 5 years ROFL I think thats pretty terrible.
GTFO!
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These were just in the last 6 months, and only with nicknames i recognize as you. Im not going to go through 5 years of screenshots but then again maybe i will. This was only in my DM folder. This doesn't include railz or tourney ect either
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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2015, 12:25:08 AM »
I use male/grunt. I do it just to piss you off. I use a STOCK PLAYER MODEL as an unfair advantage ::)... because I'm a despicable asshole like that.

90... 45... one's greater... can you guess which one is greater, little Timmy? ;) :-*
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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2015, 04:46:27 AM »
The best Screen Shot was the one where Gazza had a higher score than 2D  :lolsign:
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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2015, 12:27:38 PM »
The best Screen Shot was the one where Gazza had a higher score than 2D  :lolsign:

If you look closer it happened twice  :lolsign:
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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2015, 09:02:19 AM »
Gazza will pump you up.

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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2015, 12:57:51 PM »
sup 2d how ya been man? stay cool man and most of all dont sweat this asshole....... :rockon:
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« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2015, 11:45:55 PM »
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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2015, 12:32:31 AM »
Wasn't smackdab popped for walling or some shit? Wasn't 2dum once calling most everyone around here hackers and dubbing them as "bunk"?

2dum, is Smackdab bunk?
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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2015, 02:43:50 PM »
Wasn't smackdab popped for walling or some shit?

http://forum.tastyspleen.net/quake/index.php?topic=13436.0


^ after you read that thread, you will understand why smacky still holds a grudge against me and derv after 5 years. Seems like he is still butthurt that derv shut him him up on irtdm, and that I had to alias as one of his friends to get him to play me. Even to today if i join railz he immediately goes spec mode. 
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