Author Topic: Clarification (Read 7856 times)

Alpha · « **on:** March 06, 2015, 07:36:41 PM »

boobyevil accused me of using a ping hack and had undeniable proof I have been using one. And that I also gave my brother the means to use this ping hack. The program is called WTFast. I have never heard of this program before today, but apparently gives one super mega powers to go quicker and improve performances. Can admin please look into this program and determine weather or not it is a hack tool even though I don't use it, never have heard of it but apparently according to boobyevil is some secret super duper hacking tool that HPB's use

https://www.wtfast.com/

yahoo · « **Reply #1 on:** March 06, 2015, 07:51:57 PM »

wtf thought you were using lag hax

quadz · « **Reply #2 on:** March 06, 2015, 07:57:39 PM »

Quote from: Alpha on March 06, 2015, 07:36:41 PM

WTFast

Based on a cursory reading of their homepage, it appears to be a private network, the purpose of which would be to (hopefully) obtain a shorter geographical route for your packets between your home location and the game server, compared to the routing offered by one's ISP.

If so, that's entirely legit.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #3 on:** March 06, 2015, 08:37:03 PM »

Its viagra for HPB's

Alpha · « **Reply #4 on:** March 06, 2015, 11:36:06 PM »

ping gate https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:AlphaQ2

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #5 on:** March 07, 2015, 12:48:13 AM »

I love to jerk off watching other people stroke their internet boners.

haunted · « **Reply #6 on:** March 07, 2015, 04:55:30 AM »

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #7 on:** March 07, 2015, 01:06:01 PM »

Just for clarification, I have more money and a bigger house than most of you and you should all feel like total failures because of that. If any of you wish to make amends for your shortcomings, I will be accepting blowjobs from 5 to 7pm in my heated jacuzzi.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #8 on:** March 07, 2015, 08:07:12 PM »

I bet none of you knew Donald Trump played Q2 ^

haunted · « **Reply #9 on:** March 08, 2015, 11:03:12 PM »

I haven't really read this thread nor do I understand the purpose of it upon skimming. * Nevertheless, I'd like to add some clarification. I am a heterosexual male, although I do not have any issues with homosexuals, transgenders, etc.. * * I'm drinking moonshine at the moment, and i'd like to note that whenever you see an asterick I have taken another swig of moonshine. * * To further clarify where I'm coming from, I guess I'm going to have to say that the moonshine is apple pie. * It's a little sweet, but it's pretty good. * It's about 110 proof, a little weak for my tastes but whatever. * * *
***

But really, I should stay on topic here. The problem is I don't give two shits about the topic. To clarify even more so: To whomever is reading this there is a 99.9% chance that I am better at q2 than you. Many of you have a better chance of getting atttacked by a great white on the mississippi, winning multi-million dollar lottery, and getting struck by lightning on the same day than ever beating me in your lifetime. * *

I'm done, everyone have a good night.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #10 on:** March 08, 2015, 11:35:49 PM »

Note to self... Move to banks of Mississippi River to test this theory.

Also, a question. Does it matter in which order I perform these tasks? Personally, I'd like to buy the lottery ticket first. I don't wanna walk into a convenience store with profusely bleeding shark bite wounds getting blood all over the freshly mopped (yet somehow still smelling of stale piss) floors. And after buying the ticket, I'd hope the shark would attack me next. And then I'd hope the lightning would strike, killing to death the shark as it bit me, but miraculously sparing my life.

Another question. Do I get bonus points for surviving the inevitable flesh eating bacteria I'll undoubtedly pick up from swimming in the filthy disgusting Mississippi River with open wounds?

haunted · « **Reply #11 on:** March 09, 2015, 11:18:09 AM »

Hahaha damn I was feeling pretty good last night. For some reason i thought this thread was in the smack talk section. The order you proposed is the most sensible, and that's definitely worthy of bonus points. Double bonus if your wounds get oil from Bp in them.

sm4ckd4b · « **Reply #12 on:** March 09, 2015, 01:06:46 PM »

like this fucking idiot alphalpha <-----right!!! has never accused anyone of cheating......

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #13 on:** March 09, 2015, 01:11:21 PM »

Quote from: sm4ckd4b on March 09, 2015, 01:06:46 PM

like this fucking idiot alphalpha <-----right!!! has never accused anyone of cheating......

What's worse, accusing someone of cheating, or getting caught cheating?

MRE · « **Reply #14 on:** March 10, 2015, 09:12:28 PM »

Worse is:

not recognizing your own team
shouting out assumptions
spawn killing
bad e-sportsmanship

Author Topic: Clarification (Read 7856 times)

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