Down goes the FaderJok

[ex]

lol... wheres the dm / ra2 results

it goes to show that i play for fun mostly, but when i try, they die! 

This month from the dm server:

2d.verysick's kill/death ratio: -1.43
Frags: 262
Deaths: 412

2d.tortilla's kill/death ratio: -1.70
Frags: 200
Deaths: 368

2d.twinkie's kill/death ratio: 1.07
Frags: 148 (159 with 11 suicides)
Deaths: 148

2d.sick's kill/death ratio: -1.29
Frags: 115
Deaths: 153

2d.tacobell's kill/death ratio: 2.22
Frags: 99
Deaths: 46

2d.gtfo's kill/death ratio: -1.26
Frags: 39
Deaths: 54

2d.pastrami's kill/death ratio: -1.91
Frags: 37
Deaths: 86

2d.anemia's kill/death ratio: -9.45
Frags: 9
Deaths: 104

2d.hungry's kill/death ratio: -2.00
Frags: 6
Deaths: 12

Looks like you are bad no matter what mod you play.

Stats aside, does anyone else find it sad to notice how half his names are horrid junk shit food, and the other stats are him sick/dying?  Quite telling about our "friend" 2dum's future.  :<

[Sgt. Dick]

Just ask sgt dicklick, when he showed up to spec me in dm, i won 3 maps just for him

I saw you win 1 map and you won it by 1 or 2 frags.  I joined the next map and won it and you came in 4th or 5th.  The just shows that the player quality at that time was not that strong.

I have watched 2dum play DM, he is an above average FFA player which puts him in the bottom 10 percent of TDM.

Thanks Barton for posting 2dum's DM stats.  I no longer feel that 2dum is a above average FFA player, his stats are horrible. 

2dum,
if you think you are better than this, take Foc's advice and play under 1 name and get some real numbers to look at.

[adz1La]

2d ain't bout that lyfe

[Alpha]

I have watched 2dum play DM, he is an above average FFA player which puts him in the bottom 10 percent of TDM.

I would have to disagree with you this time mr dick. 2dum gets beaten heavily on dm all the time, even against shitty players like myself

[|iR|Focalor]

Tell me... how does one make the lava invisible?

[Alpha]

its not invisible. its just gl_picmip it washes textures from the map including lava, it turns it red

[Sgt. Dick]

LAVA hacks 

[Barton]

i play countless rounds where i just taunt people and run around trying to jump on them lmao, watching the newbies panic is priceless. Also I just run around sometimes and work on my dodging ability These stats are worthless

Just ask sgt dicklick, when he showed up to spec me in dm, i won 3 maps just for him

Well, you said that your dm stats were better. Then show me them.

You can't dodge for the most part because of your movement keys don't allow for you to strafe dodge easily. Your gameplay would improve instantly if you learn how to play with wasd, arrow keys or esdf, but ofc you won't listen to people's advice here. Dat selective listening. 

[Alpha]

Your gameplay would improve instantly if you learn how to play with wasd, arrow keys or esdf,

I used the arrow keys for strafe back and forward back in the day and its the way i play now. Why is wasd better? I find it extremely uncomfortable

[fdrjk]

Your gameplay would improve instantly if you learn how to play with wasd, arrow keys or esdf,

I used the arrow keys for strafe back and forward back in the day and its the way i play now. Why is wasd better? I find it extremely uncomfortable

yeah i never understood it either. i have my set up to move forward using mouse2, +back with mouse3 (mouse wheel) and strafing with v and b. as long as youre using a setup thats comfortable for you and allows you to move the way you want to, ur fine. i think its funny when people at jump say that using wasd improves your movement, and yet i move 10x better than all those people with my weird ass setup thats just because it fits me

[Alpha]

Well, you said that your dm stats were better. Then show me them.

Moments ago on DM he was giving deliberate frags away in an effort to mask his already shitty stats

[haunted]

It's not a wasd v. Everything discussion, 2dum's movement input and weapon placement is bad.

even with good movement he'd be bad.

I move better than fader

#shots fired #Hollywood #Yolo

[Barton]

yeah i never understood it either. i have my set up to move forward using mouse2, +back with mouse3 (mouse wheel) and strafing with v and b. as long as youre using a setup thats comfortable for you and allows you to move the way you want to, ur fine. i think its funny when people at jump say that using wasd improves your movement, and yet i move 10x better than all those people with my weird ass setup thats just because it fits me

Your setup is weird but it's not unplayable. V and B are right beside each other, so it easy to switch between the two keys when you need to strafe jump. 2d's config is fucked up. You can't easily switch between the strafe keys while pressing the forward key, because all of movement keys are horizontal to one another. Maybe though he is just bullshitting us because I seriously never heard anyone preset their movement keys like that. It's not ergonomic at all.

[Barton]

Your gameplay would improve instantly if you learn how to play with wasd, arrow keys or esdf,

I used the arrow keys for strafe back and forward back in the day and its the way i play now. Why is wasd better? I find it extremely uncomfortable

I use to use the arrow keys in HLDM until I picked up CS and TFC.

wasd is better because you have access to more keys for binds. Also, I don't like jumping with my mouse keys.

[2d]

2d's config is fucked up. You can't easily switch between the strafe keys while pressing the forward key, because all of movement keys are horizontal to one another. Maybe though he is just bullshitting us because I seriously never heard anyone preset their movement keys like that. It's not ergonomic at all.

A - forward

S - move left

D - move right

F - back

4 fingers on each key w thumb on space for jump

this is just 1 reason why i am the king; my config is l33t