Dumdum Cancan

[Sgt. Dick]

I may not be the best lookingguy in the world but i aint this bad....


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3qxv_NQEwB4

Looks like a Pug.

[|iR|Focalor]

Which end does it shit from?

[Booya]

Either way, .......no wonder!
Pug Maintenance
Keeping your Pug Clean, Healthy, and Less Offensive to Others


What's that smell?

You will often notice stinky smells from both ends of your Pug, and this is normal for the most part. But occasionally, he will omit a stench so offensive, even he will be embarrassed by its presence. This smell has come to be known as the dreadful "Fishy Butthole," because it is what it sounds like. Apparently this disgustingly foul odor is caused by the Pug's anal gland in need of "expressing." As you can imagine, there is probably some nasty juicy liquid involved in this process and should be performed by a Groomer who is getting paid to do your dirty work. Be assured that there is nothing physically wrong with your Pug, but this issue will continue to haunt you if not dealt with regularly. Yes, regularly. This isn't a one-time fix. Pugs need their anal glands expressed as often as they need to be groomed.

[hops]

if this many people hated me, eventually it would get to me and i would snap.

 

With the exception of a few irate bozo's I think we're pretty well set up. You and I have 'repaired' it as of lately i would say, dont you co-agree ? 

[BIG DICK RICK]

if this many people hated me, eventually it would get to me and i would snap.

 

Can always expect target to be an idiot.  Thinks he's an angel and does nothing wrong or is above others.  Delusional . 

[Sgt. Dick]

You will often notice stinky smells from both ends of your Pug, and this is normal for the most part. But occasionally, he will omit a stench so offensive, even he will be embarrassed by its presence. This smell has come to be known as the dreadful "Fishy Butthole," because it is what it sounds like. Apparently this disgustingly foul odor is caused by the Pug's anal gland in need of "expressing." As you can imagine, there is probably some nasty juicy liquid involved in this process and should be performed by a Groomer who is getting paid to do your dirty work. Be assured that there is nothing physically wrong with your Pug, but this issue will continue to haunt you if not dealt with regularly. Yes, regularly. This isn't a one-time fix. Pugs need their anal glands expressed as often as they need to be groomed.

That explains 2dums need for fingers up his ass, he needs his anal glands expressed 

I might use this excuse next time I drop a bomb.  "It is not my fault, my anal glands are overflowing"

[|iR|Focalor]

next time I drop a bomb.

...aaaaaaaaand the NSA is now learning about pugs assholes.

[Targe+]

if this many people hated me, eventually it would get to me and i would snap.

 

With the exception of a few irate bozo's I think we're pretty well set up. You and I have 'repaired' it as of lately i would say, dont you co-agree ? 

Sure. But you must admit, many people have hated you. Ditto Rick.