Alpha rapes douchey, and he rages in irc

[Alpha]

Douchey decided to man up and play me 1 v 1 instagib. We play 4 games. I won 2, he won 1, and i rage quit the 4th game because I hate tltf. He then proceeds to rage at me on irc, and this is the only reason i am posting this demo. The demo is horrible. I am laggin like a bitch through all the games, and still manage to beat him. I hope douchey sees this and it makes him even more angry   

He is so mad.....


<magic> why u gotta take a dump on my favorite map alpha
<magic> i played ur shitty maps
<Alpha> tltf is the worse map in the history of quake
<Alpha> besides getting ping raped on a map like that is no fun
<magic> and playing hide and go seek is?
<Alpha> you lost 2 games. u won 2. no big deal
<magic> i won 2 games and you raged quit, that makes me a bigger winner than joo
<Alpha> i said before hand i was gonna rage quit tltf
* magic is biggest winner
<Alpha> if u say so
<magic> i know so brah, its simple quake 2 mathametics, 2 wins + ragequit is greater than 2 wins - ragequit
<magic> the ragequit is the essence of this game
<Alpha> maybe next time we can do a reverse ping match. you play in aus, and i will even let you pick any mpa you like
<magic> australia aint my problem bro, thats your problem, deal with it
<magic> it's a made up country and it's animals are stupid
<Alpha> deep down i think it cuts you i can even keep up with you with a 220ping + heavy packet loss. lol you should have seen my netgraph suring those games. i think it would make you even madder
<magic> u dont need any ping to spam blind shots from around a corner
<magic> and force me to run after you constantly and eat your spam
<Alpha> you picked slug, and open map. i think i did ok considering. Even when i caught up you were hiding cause u were afraid. wonder if my lag will show up in the demo when i watch it
<magic> i've been back for like 2 weeks... don't get used to this
<Alpha> used to what?
<magic> used to me sucking almost as bad as you do
<Alpha> too funny
<magic> last time i full timed q2 i tripled my skill in 4 months
<magic> i was missing so many shots that i would'nt before, i'm a gaddam railz god
<magic> a fucking champ
<Alpha> wow
<Alpha> you are mad arent you
<magic> i'm a winner
<Alpha> and your desire to win is what led you to cheating in the first place
<Alpha> douche
<magic> u still think i cheat?
<Alpha> yes i do. but thats just my opinion
<Alpha> many disagree
<Alpha> they are entitled to their opinion as much as i am entitled tomine
<magic> if i was a cheater those 2 maps you picked would of had me at a superior advantage
<magic> especially with the style of play you were doing
<Alpha> see thats just the thing. you sucked even when u were cheating. you just didnt suck as much. I remember playing both you and razor at the same time and whipping both of you at once
<Alpha> then all of a sudden
<Alpha> you got better
<magic> what does that even mean... i got better... if i suck even with cheats and by suck i mean i'm better than you
<Alpha> you are so mad over nothing. you are mad over me beating you on 2maps? you are mad i could even keep up with you? You know deep down i would rape your face off on evenpings. no contest
<magic> nah broseph, heres the thing... i own you on all other maps but the 2 or 3 you strictly play... and in ffa scenario i'm 300% better than you are
<Alpha> that idea of quadz is sounding good right now. force you onto a 200 ping with packet loss. see hoiw you go. and if u refuse to play me on it, he could ban you
<magic> i don't think hes gunna entertain the delusions of a 2/3 ass clown like yourself
<Alpha> if he did or didnt, i suspect you would be afraid to in any case. cause as i said. i would rape you on even pings, no contest. you know it
<magic> maybe, but i havnt had 10 years to get used to a 200+ ping, so it still would not be fair
<Alpha> actually i havent been playing for 10. only 5
<magic> oh ok, nm then
<magic> lets be real here though, this is how things are gunna go down in the future....
* Alpha sits back
<magic> i'm gunna shake off my rail rust, rape your face and you will never play me on the railz server again
<Alpha> wow
<magic> ammaright?
<Alpha> you are reallymad arent you
<quadz> the douche flag is flying high tonight
<magic> you will spend the remainder of your railz server career in spectator mode, crying about haxs, and being a douchebag
* Alpha thinks about posting the demos tomake you even madder
<Alpha> the topic could be
<Alpha> alpha rapes douchey, and he rages in irc
<magic> do it, maybe thats what i want you to do, because i crave any form of attention, right? maybe thats what my goal here is

[[420]HR]

 

[Whirlingdervish]

magic/true.douchebag is bad: it's why he got a wallhack in the first place and started cheating.

The only time his skill level went up is when he was forced to use AC and had to spend his 10 hours a day of having no life and playing q2 being somewhat legit instead of cheating every game.

Alpha is better at q2 all around, even with his 200 ping disadvantage.

[BIG DICK RICK]

<magic> australia aint my problem bro, thats your problem, deal with it
<magic> it's a made up country and it's animals are stupid

sorry, I kinda lol'd at that part, haha. 

but I thought he was done playing q2?   

[|iR|Focalor]

I have a pet cockatoo. Cockatoos come from Australia I think. She's pretty fuckin' stupid. He might have a point there.

Anybody want a pet that screams 24 hours a day?

[Alpha]

would much rather a cockatoo to a skunk any day 

[M1SERY]

 Its a made up country and its animals are stupid. LOL That does make me laugh

[|iR|Focalor]

would much rather a cockatoo to a skunk any day 

Skunk is some good eatin' though. Skunk and muskrat. Me and my girlfriend 2dum eat that shit all the time.

[wallppen]

is it true you ride a kangaroo to work?

[Alpha]

is it true you ride a kangaroo to work?

Yeah good 1 wallhacker

[|iR|Focalor]

is it true you ride a kangaroo to work?

It's a sacred kangaroo.

[Alpha]

Well folks, it happened again. He gets raped and rages in irc. He is still mad

<Alpha> why did u leave this time?
<magic> ping of 100, why would i wanna play there
<Alpha> it was 90, not 100.and mine was up in the high 260's
<magic> seems like you were just trying to take me down a peg by tricking me into playing on a shit ping
<Alpha> i didnt know what u pinged to t4
<MCS_FaderJok0> what
<magic> i offered to play u on NADL and u wouldnt come
<magic> fader
<Alpha> i wanted to give you the biggest advantage possible
<magic> i want my title of best in the universe for a single frag
<magic> i have come to claim it
<magic> now man up
<Alpha> man up and play me on t4
<magic> eat shit alpha
<Alpha> don'tmake me post the demo of you bitching out
<magic> i wish u would
<Alpha> and raging
<Alpha> AGAIN
<magic> alpha, u mad that i have blitzkrieged the railz server once again, and like the jew you gotta GTFO
<Alpha> i aint mad. im annoyed because you challenge me to 1 v 1 and u bitch out
<magic> no u did, thats what u do
<Alpha> the demo says otherwise
<magic> nah uh
<MCS_FaderJok0> im eating
<MCS_FaderJok0> you snooze you lose
<magic> tell your mom to put it in the oven for you
<Alpha> you should never play q2 angry lil douche
<MCS_FaderJok0> call back in an hour
<Alpha> he's busy smashing his keyboard over his head

[VaeVictis]

<magic> alpha, u mad that i have blitzkrieged the railz server once again, and like the jew you gotta GTFO

lol what?

[|iR|Focalor]

<magic> alpha, u mad that i have blitzkrieged the railz server once again, and like the jew you gotta GTFO

lol what?

There was this thing called World War 2. The Germans came through with volkswagons and started running over all the jews, so all the jews ran away to Miami.

[M1SERY]

 Somebody lives with there mom and brother in some shit house , and cares way to much about quake. Alpha the kangroo loving telemarketer.