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So should I ask how Rick got that messed up? Would it be all the black dick?
Ani, you're a faggot (bundle of sticks). (<3 you, you mexican)Quote from: ex on May 04, 2013, 08:56:11 PMSo should I ask how Rick got that messed up? Would it be all the black dick? I would spare everyone the story, but it's somewhat funny and I know ex will get amusement at my expense over it:My friends(you know those people that you hang around a lot, and are close to ex?) and I, decided to go drunk sledding in 2004, 2005? And we went to a hill that has all 4 sides you can sled down in like the middle of a forest. The steepest side being the side where the tree line is closest to the bottom of the hill, but it's usually no worries cuz it's like 50-60ft away from the very bottom of the hill and you normally don't make it to the trees unless you use wax or are hauling ass down the damn hill. My buddy and I, passed a 1/5th of mohawk vodka back and forth to each other for like a half an hour, chugging it straight and passing til it was gone. I was beyond fucked up and decided it was a good idea to blow up the inner tire tube, then put some liquid turtle wax on the bottom of it, laid down on my back and gripped my legs with my arms to fit myself completely on the tube. As soon as my buddy let me go to go down the hill, I knew I was fucked since I was FLYING down the hill(had fire shooting out of my ass I was going so fast). And I can relate it to Clark Griswald in Christmas Vacation, when he did what he did hahahah, cept I was on a inner tube. Before I knew it, I could see trees whizzing past me and my buddies were yelling for me to jump off at this point, so I did and sled like 13ft to the first tree and wrapped my back around it, my hands hit my feet when I wrapped, it was that violent. I blacked out for over 15 minutes and my buddies had to carry me back to my truck cuz I had no feeling in my legs. I didn't get feeling back for over 3 days and I refused to go to the hospital(dumb mistake, since I had great insurance at the time), which was the dumbest mistake I made in life but I'm a toughguy so I thought I could tough it out. And over the years the pain has gotten worse and worse and the only procedure they can perform on me has an 85% of paralyzing me(which sounded like a win/win to me, cuz I figured if they had fucked up and paralyzed me, I wouldn't have to worry about ever feeling the sharp/stabbing pain again. WRONG.) The doctor said that if it did go bad(which it more than likely will) that not only will I lose my legs function, but being paralyzed from the mid back down, I would STILL have the pain and it would more than likely be worse than it is now. And I got into a car accident 2 years ago which jarred my back really bad and made the pain twice as worse and much more constant now so they give me enough meds/pills to keep my entire body numb around the clock. Thanks for listening, Seacrest OUT.
VaeVictis:i find it funny that you even consider grammar a sign of intelligence, that itself is a very uneducated claim
BTW, wow Rick. I'm curious, what was the procedure called that they were going to do (the one with 85% failure rate)? I find it interesting that they would even put forth such an option knowing such a high failure rate.
And as far as the MJ goes, I have tried many different forms, strands etc and none if it every helped for the pain. I've taken MJ pills(my friend makes em), cannabis oil in brownies/candy, smoking every potent strand you can get your hands on. Nothin of that nature works, hell, I'm on morphine 30mg and oxycontin 30mg 6x a day that my pain management doctor has me on and those barely touch the pain. If you have any other suggestions, please share as I hate being on the pills tbh. And I'll stop whining and typing out novels after this, I promise
Well even though i find you to be a distasteful asshole, i don't find amusement in your pain. ever think of it as bad karma?
#1. Not sure what would be able to tap deep spinal-cord damage levels of pain other than high-end narcotics. Some people have reported success with medical marijuana, for others not so much. Does depend on the specific type of injury occurring - I do know that internal spinal cord damage outranks all other forms of pain possible in the human body. Very hard to get rid of that level of pain with any type of drug, legal or otherwise.#2. Not saying that cocaine is a good substitute for legal opiate-based pills, just saying it worked for that guy. But yeah, if you really don't feel like getting into anything illegal/hard like that (which I actually highly do not recommend BTW), I'm not sure what else there really is out there. It does surprise me that you say medpot didn't work for you - many people with severe back pain and spinal cord injuries hail medpot as the one thing they can take that gets rid of the pain, yet doesn't leave them in the opiate stupor that they all hate. I know of one medpot patient with a severe spinal cord injury that says he smokes about 5 grams of nearly 30% MMJ every single day, and at that level, it does stop the pain. But you have to smoke ALL day long, every day, for it to work.
I know I could easily get my medical MJ card, and it would take care of things. But I don't want to have to smoke the shit all day everyday for it to give me relief. I HATE the buzz MJ gives you, even the really good shit. It just makes me lazy as fuck and paralyzes me to where I can't even get up lol(prolly cuz I only do it every once in a blue moon). But my doc did say last time he could move me up to dilaudid or fentanyl next since I'm at the max on oxy's, but I've heard way too many stories of people OD'in on either of those pretty easily verse oxy's/hydrocodone etc. So that turns me off to wanting to up things any higher than I'm at now.
...about how nice I was when I was under the name "HairYaSs0r" in ra2, then over time became the biggest prick anyone has met.
Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition: A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.
Futhermore, you keep saying "occupation". It's not an occupation.